Man gets off on Squid Porn

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AN alleged pervert from Wales is accused of possessing a photo of a man having sex with a squid.

Andrew Dymond, 46, was arrested after police allegedly found a stash of porn on his home computer, The Sun reported.

He was charged with possessing "an extreme pornographic image which portrayed in an explicit and realistic way a person performing an act of intercourse with a dead animal, namely a squid, which was grossly offensive, disgusting or of obscene character".

Prosecutors amended the charge when it was admitted it could have been an octopus in the picture.

The magistrates court in Swansea, southern Wales, heard the sea creature was clearly dead when the man was pictured having sexual intercourse with it.

Dymond was also accused of possessing photographs of people having sex with dogs and horses, and faced 14 charges of making indecent images of children.

Swansea magistrates committed him to stand trial at a later date.

He was given bail on condition he does not access the internet or have any contact with a child under the age of 16.
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If the squid was dead, what's the problem? Isn't it just like fucking a fence at that point? How is it still illegal? In any event, a slimy situation.
 
#7
That reminds me of an awesome squid porn video I found on Spankwire called "Terror from the Deep". It has a big, horrible looking fake squid in it, raping a woman with dildo-tentacles.
 

Alfarif

This picture? uhh I can explain really!
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Ok, wait... am I about to be THAT guy who comes into a Gaborn thread and becomes an apologist? The Squid Fucking Defense Force? Shit... I think I am... here we go.

The children, I can understand. If that's why he had the charges lobbied against him, or why the cops were even checking out his shit... but the squid porn? Really? You are really wasting time with that shit? Was it a picture of HIM fucking the squid? No? Just a random picture of a squid being fucked? Ok. We are all going to jail, then. I don't know about other people, but I've seen some fucked up shit in my day, and I'm pretty sure it got written to a hard drive I owned in the past.

I do not fuck squids.
 

sprsk

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Having pictures of people having sex with animals doesn't seem like something that should be an arrestable offense.

and faced 14 charges of making indecent images of children.
This on the other hand...
 

Alfarif

This picture? uhh I can explain really!
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Saadster said:
This and the girl addicted to eating chalk thread are making for a weird night on GAF.
You haven't been around here very long, have you? Just you wait... this night is pretty lightweight compared to some in the past. I know... all I do is sit on GAF all night.
 
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Alfarif said:
The children, I can understand. If that's why he had the charges lobbied against him, or why the cops were even checking out his shit... but the squid porn? Really? You are really wasting time with that shit? Was it a picture of HIM fucking the squid? No? Just a random picture of a squid being fucked? Ok. We are all going to jail, then. I don't know about other people, but I've seen some fucked up shit in my day, and I'm pretty sure it got written to a hard drive I owned in the past.
Insurance charge. :)
 
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Prosecutors amended the charge when it was admitted it could have been an octopus in the picture.
"What is this disgusting filth?? Sex with a squid?! You sicko! You should rot in jail! Wait, hold on... that might be an octopus. Nevermind then, sorry to bother you."
 

Jangaroo

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I wouldn't be surprised if this guy had fantasies of getting a handjob/footsie from a squid. Kind of repulsive really. And since I haven't done one in a while...

 

Big Ass Ramp

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Jangaroo said:
I wouldn't be surprised if this guy had fantasies of getting a handjob/footsie from a squid. Kind of repulsive really. And since I haven't done one in a while...

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f314/jangaroo/Squid_Footsie.png[IMG][/QUOTE]


:lol :lol

I doubt this guy was that good looking, though. I pictured him as a chubby with a hurpdurp face.
 
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