Man kicked out of store for pleasuring himself to PS4s

[Newtype-001]

CCTV footage shows the man, wearing a red beanie hat and black coat, standing in front of a Playstation 4 in an unknown electronics store.

He promptly undoes his belt and drops his trousers, seemingly unfazed by two shoppers standing just feet away from him.

At first the two other men do not notice the Playstation pervert, but soon back away after realising he's using the wrong joystick.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/playstation-pervert-caught-pleasuring-himself-6794076
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video mirror
https://youtu.be/64RVh-d5Vyg

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Was it displaying DoAX3?

 

[Betty]

4 the wankers

 

[TheBioLover]

Summer Lesson hype getting out of control.

 

[mp1990]

ok guys which one you did it

 

[SigSig]

Is that Knack on the TV?
If it is, that's a common reaction to the game and hardly worth a thread.

 

[themagicalkitsune]

Which one of you was it?

goddamnit

 

[ElTorro]

Must have seen a MILF.

 

[HyperCubed4]

What's his GAF username?

Not the first to think that, I see.

 

[oldmario]

i don't see any PS4 on the stand in front of him just 2 flat screen tvs, tho there are xbox one boxes on the bottom shelf

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Alright what gaffer was this, time for a confession thread

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

What's his gaf name?

 

[CONCH0BAR]

"It's just a prank bro"

 

[Ivan Amiibo]

What's his GAF username?

KnackLover69


guess he meant it

 

[Americanmushroom]

ok guys which one you did it

Lol

 

[Carl]

Sorry guys

 

[NekoFever]

Must have seen a game running at 60.

 

[Andrefpvs]

Dammit Carl

 

[mrmickfran]

Must have seen a MILF.

Motherboard
I'd
Like to
Fuck.

 

[Drayco21]

Red beanie and everything?

That's hilarious.

 

[JordanN]

CCTV footage shows the man, wearing a red beanie hat and black coat, standing in front of a Playstation 4 in an unknown electronics store.

Viral marketing?

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

Maybe he was checking out those Xbox Ones. If so it's Statham for sure.

 

[TheJoRu]

He must've been knackered afterwards.

 

[mp1990]

Sorry guys

ugh i am so not surprised

Sony's taking fan service to a whole new level now.

 

[Doctor_Thomas]

Red Beanie?

 

[SuperEpicGuy]

ok guys which one you did it

Which one of you was it?

goddamnit

What's his GAF username?

Not the first to think that, I see.

Alright what gaffer was this, time for a confession thread

What's his gaf name?

Haha, that was fast.

 

[Jack The Nipper]

They got it wrong I was just telling my girl how Wii was my favorite and they simply misunderstood. Cops came with guns telling me to put down the Wii wii and fired about 3 warning shots at my feet while laying on the ground.

 

[Doffen]

Edit: damn it, JordanN!

 

[FalsettoVibe]

What the heck? lol

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

I'd be surprised if I hadn't ever read gaf.

 

[NoKisum]

The real reason behind the current R. Mika situation that Capcom didn't want to tell you about.

 

[Xpliskin]

4 the wankers

Thread title + this one-two punch knocked me out.

 

[Finale Fireworker]

Maybe, just maybe, he was all of us.

Really makes you think.

 

[Arion]

This is the type of fan service I can't approve of.

 

[cyba89]

A true fan.

 

[TimeEffect]

Just wait until VR

 

[Keyser Soze]

He must really have no game

 

[HORRORSHØW]

this is why capcom has censored SF5

 

[BouncyFrag]

Nothing new here.

 

[Savitar]

He must have been a huge fan of the motion controller for PS3.

 

[D23]

LMAO I can't...

 

[Beautiful Ninja]

Poor Xbox, can't even get a reach around while dudes are going at it with the PS4's.

 

[Acquiescence]

Nice to know somebody out there appreciates sharp joints.

 

[Justinh]

Edit: damn it, JordanN!

I can do what with my hands?

What even is that on the screen? a guy in a red jersey? Is that FIFA?

Did Man U score a goal or something?

He must really have no game

 

[liquidtmd]

Red Beanie?

It doesn't appear his hand had enough stability

 

[Newtype-001]

Looks like Fifa.

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

Looks like Fifa.

More like FAPA! Am I right guys?

 

[Ivan Amiibo]

What even is that on the screen? a guy in a red jersey? Is that FIFA?

 

[Newtype-001]

Ah now I see

 

[alr1ght]