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Marco Rubi010100010 glitches again at townhall today.

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lol He got so much shit after doing this. Does anyone remember his awkward joke during the first debate? During his opening statement he was like, "Yo, I got my water with me, haha!" So bad.

The best thing about this gif is how he continues to look straight into the camera the entire time he grabs the bottle and then drinks from it.

He's such a creep.
 
Too bad he's still polling at sub-7%. The scorched earth was for nothing.

We'll see. It's too early to write off any candidates, save for Gilmore and Fiorina. Carson, Christie, and Kasich are very unlikely, but there's a good chance one or all of them will make it to the convention.
 
lol He got so much shit after doing this. Does anyone remember his awkward joke during the first debate? During his opening statement he was like, "Yo, I got my water with me, haha!" So bad.

The best thing about this gif is how he continues to look straight into the camera the entire time he grabs the bottle and then drinks from it.

He's such a creep.
"I heard California has a water crisis so I brought my own!"

Should do it again on the March 3rd debate in Michigan.
 
And this is the candidate that strikes fear in the hearts of Democrats? LOL. Hillary or Bernie would eat him alive.

I'm thinking it's the same strategy they used when Sarah Palin was running as McCain's running mate. Say that that particular opponent is challenging and capable and able to to put them on the back foot, but knowing in their hearts that... well...

"We got this!" -then Candidate Obama

Marco Rubio. Bless his heart.
 
The thing is a lot of politicians do this. They just do it well. He is just aping them without quite understanding why they do it. Look at Christie, he used repetition to nail the idea that Rubio uses it - he used the same point a few times, he even used some of the same words!

Difference? Rubio isn't using normal conversational talk. Its more what hes saying than how hes saying it.
 
I love how they spent all this time, energy and money grooming Rubio to be the GOP Obama, only for it to completely explode on them. It's glorious. They completely missed the mark of what makes Obama so beloved.

Marco Rubio's message is failing. He claims to be running a positive campaign. After the Iowa caucuses he trumpeted how his positivity made the difference, and everywhere he goes he is flanked by big stylised pictures of the USA and promises of a new american century.

When Rubio actually talks, he has absolutely nothing good or positive to say about the state of the USA. He relies almost completely on appeals to wooly nostalgia in his branding to trick moderates into believing he's a man of hopeful change (instead of Romney 2.0).

In the past, this would've been an effective strategy for a GOP presidential candidate (see 'compassionate conservative' candidate George W. Bush). Since 2008 however, it has failed. It failed 'McCain Palin', and it failed 'Romney Ryan'. After 2012, it seemed as if the party was finally coming around to the idea that, based on indisputable demographics, changing positions on immigration was a dramatic but necessary step to change the fortunes of the party. Not only did Republicans ultimately fail to take this step (the Gang of Eight bill failed, rhetoric from all candidates is now anti-immigration), but immigration policy change alone was always going to be an inadequate solution to winning back the presidency.

Even a slick, young minority GOP candidate will fail in November if the party is not prepared to re-evaluate their anachronistic, far-right positions on cultural and economic issues. Marco Rubio still wants to fight over things like gay marriage, abortion rights (even birth control), basic gun safety laws and torture. Marco Rubio still openly believes cutting taxes for the very richest fraction of society will help the economy, and refuses to join his anti-immigration rhetoric with a positive message about healthcare and social security at home. These have all been electorally fatal, ideologically unnecessary arguments for aspiring conservative governments in the West since the late 2000s. Marco Rubio is definitely stuck in a loop, but the loop goes back much further than a 25 second speech.
 
Rubio is the opposite of Sanders

Sanders is an old man with ideas that galvanize young voters

Rubio is a young man with oldman talking points that only appeals to old people
 
That moment at the end when he realizes what he's doing is amazing, simply amazing. Might be my favorite piece of political footage since that Herman Cain smoking ad.
 
Robot?

Maybe.

Shitty public speaker?

Definitely. I'd wager it's nerves. Still, fuck that guy for zero capital gains tax, among other things.
 
He probably either stumbled on the teleprompter or just got hung up on the script he memorized. It happens.

I’m not at all afraid of public speaking, but I still get a little anxious when I think about lines I botched on stage in my college theater days.
 
He probably either stumbled on the teleprompter or just got hung up on the script he memorized. It happens.

I’m not at all afraid of public speaking, but I still get a little anxious when I think about lines I botched on stage in my college theater days.

It's time to leave the bush league, he's running for president. This is a trend a nominee can't afford to have.
 
He repeated the last part of the sentence because he lost his train of thought or was trying to remember what had been written for his speech.

Maybe I'm missing something but I don't get what the big deal is.
 
He repeated the last part of the sentence because he lost his train of thought or was trying to remember what had been written for his speech.

Maybe I'm missing something but I don't get what the big deal is.
If it's not a big deal to you, then it isn't. Go on with your day.

The rest of us are laughing at these clowns trying to become the most powerful person in the world.
 
The laughing seems contrived.

It's pretty simple. Rubio is plainly out of his league in the debates, and falls back on canned responses even when being called out on canned responses. It's high school level debate prep, and that's kind of an insult to high school debate teams. It's hilarious that he's running for president of the US and is that ill prepared for a debate.

In this one repeats the same line verbatim twice in a row, realizing midway through the repetition that he's done goofed. It's pretty funny to watch.

You can not find it funny, but there's nothing contrived about it. It's broad comedy.
 
I can KIND OF feel for him. I have quite a few days where my brain and mouth just aren't in sync, and I lose my train of thought very often or simply can't think of the words. My public speaking isn't all that great.

But then I remember I'm NOT running for President as a Republican and then my sympathy goes away.
 
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