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[93xfan]

The plot is going to get them in trouble, isn't it?

Mario Bros is all about saving the princess who got kidnapped. I can already smell the fear in Hollywood. Now I guess Peach will have to save Mario?

Well sometimes she’s not kidnapped and is playable. But like the poster says, “she can do anything.” Maybe that includes spending an hour screaming for help from Bowser’s castle.

 

[Orta]

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I bet she can.

The SLAG!

 

[chromhound]

did Peach get some surgeries...

 

[anthony2690]

Well sometimes she’s not kidnapped and is playable. But like the poster says, “she can do anything.” Maybe that includes spending an hour screaming for help from Bowser’s castle.

If she can do Mario one minute and then do Bowser.

It's 2022 it's not cool to slut shame, she can do whoever she wants

 

[RoadHazard]

Any ass yet?

 

[Nautilus]

Good lord, there is something weird about that Peach. She does look good, but I think I am so used to the real Peach, that that more "human" face of her just looks off.

 

[CamHostage]

So, we're back to Mario & Luigi being plumbers as canon again, eh?

https://www.polygon.com/2017/9/5/16255344/mario-is-not-a-plumber

https://gamerant.com/why-is-mario-a-plumber-shigeru-miyamoto/

https://screenrant.com/super-mario-job-plumber-athlete-hero-shigeru-miyamoto/

 

[ResilientBanana]

People are being hypercritical. This is not an ugly sonic scenario.

 

[Keihart]

"What's wrong with your FAAACE!?"
Here's a quick edit giving Peach proportions similar to her in-game model. They scaled up her head and made it wider, removed a lot of volume from her hair. Rounded her usual almond eyes.
Even her brooch and earrings got scaled down, so everything screams wrong about it. I dare not reduce her waist by 10-20% in current year!

For reasons we can only speculate on, my best guess on post #26.

honestly, the part that makes it creepy for me it's the face details.
Mario and Luigy have the mustache covering the weird nose and mouth details that make them look like miniature old people.
quick edit with CSP, i think it looks better...

 

[Dick Jones]

Is it just me or does everyone look like a porcelain doll?

Also peach has a serious case of uncanny valley going on with those proportions. Her arms are way to small.

Have you seen Jordan Pickford? T-Rex short arms are real

 

[DenchDeckard]

Cant wait!

So hyped for this

 

[KungFucius]

Why’s Princess Peach wearing someone’s scalp on her head?

Lol. I almost couldn't unsee that and see them as eyebrows. Make this trend so they delay and fix ugly peach.

 

[ResurrectedContrarian]

...that's a bad tag-line, doesn't bode well

Her superpower had better still be her raging emotions

 

[The_hunter]

Is it just me or does everyone look like a porcelain doll?

Also peach has a serious case of uncanny valley going on with those proportions. Her arms are way to small.

Her head is bigger than her torso.

 

[Camreezie]

I want to see and be horrified by Seth Rogen Donkey Kong

 

[Davevil]

 

[Fuz]

I dare not reduce her waist by 10-20% in current year!

 

[Emedan]

Looked dope like the first one

 

[Trunx81]

DONKEY
KONG

KARTS

RAINBOW ROAD

 

[kunonabi]

eh, the humor and Peach really didn't work for me here.

 

[BusierDonkey]

Yeah this looks fucking great.

 

[Davevil]

i dreamed...but the final loop reminded Green Hill Zone ?

 

[Draugoth]

 

[Diddy X]

It looks like Peach is the badass and Mario is an idiot.

 

[Davevil]

It looks like Peach is the badass and Mario is an idiot.

Mario Odyssey it's canon

 

[ADiTAR]

I think it'll be a fun movie, not great, but fun. A lot of the same ooooh something is gonna happeNOPE (like Penguins and Bowsers and Mario and DK).

I would still see it.

 

[Kacho]

This will make insane amounts of money

 

[Jennings]

Everything is good except for Peach's voice. That's bad.

 

[Emedan]

Everything is good except for Peach's voice. That's bad.

Ah come on, it's good. I think all voices have been great honestly.

 

[MAtgS]

It looks like Peach is the badass and Mario is an idiot.

The everyman who's in over his head and has to learn to overcome that and become the hero in the climax. Have you people not watched movies before?

 

[Rat Rage]

I think it looks like typical, dumb illumination trash, aimed at very young kids.
Also, I hate the voices, especially Peach's. She looks and sounds like a whore, and not like a cute, innocent princess.

 

[ADiTAR]

The everyman who's in over his head and has to learn to overcome that and become the hero in the climax. Have you not watched movies before?

the whole premise is that he's coming from a different world so it makes sense he wouldn't know anything.

 

[brian0057]

I'm not gonna lie. It looked OK.
Mario's voice is growing on me. And Charley Day was perfect as Luigi.

 

[Fbh]

Looks ok.
Looks like a standard animated kids movie but it has nostalgia + very recognizable brand so it will make a trillion dollars. The writer they went with doesn't exactly inspire confidence.

 

[digoutyoursoul]

I think it looks like typical, dumb illumination trash, aimed at very young kids.
Also, I hate the voices, especially Peach's. She looks and sounds like a whore, and not like a cute, innocent princess.

I’m sure the backseat cinema goers will appreciate the vocal choice

 

[remember_spinal]

Looks really good, way better than sonic

 

[FalsettoVibe]

Looks awesome!

 

[AncientOrigin]

Everything is great so far dream movie.Looks like pure entertainment and fun.

 

[Danjin44]

Is it just me or does everyone look like a porcelain doll?

Also peach has a serious case of uncanny valley going on with those proportions. Her arms are way to small.

The movie is basically western style cartoon with Japanese property, the style makes pretty obvious.

 

[SmokedMeat]

The trailer was cute. This might actually turn out good.

 

[Fake]

It looks like Peach is the badass and Mario is an idiot.

Is super strange seeing Mario having doubts and fear. I was expecting this from Luigi.

 

[PlayedStation]

I think it looks like typical, dumb illumination trash, aimed at very young kids.
Also, I hate the voices, especially Peach's. She looks and sounds like a whore, and not like a cute, innocent princess.

Wow, Peach looks and sounds like a whore to you? Because she doesn't sound high and squeaky like the games? Sounds like you have some baggage, man.

 

[Danjin44]

Is super strange seeing Mario having doubts and fear. I was expecting this from Luigi.

 

[PlayedStation]

This will be the biggest animated movie of 2023.

 

[Fake]

And you know what, is kinda a personality I actually like from Luigi.

IDK whats up with this movie, but looks like Peach take the lead?

edit:

Is Peach... training... Mario?

 

[Stafford]

I just can't get used to that Mario voice, neither Luigi's for that matter. All the years we heard the game voices and hearing something so.....generic is just disappointing. Black as Bowser is awesome though.

It's clear that Peach won't be some helpless princess here. Also....where are the Goombas?

 

[Danjin44]

And you know what, is kinda a personality I actually like from Luigi.

IDK whats up with this movie, but looks like Peach take the lead?

I feel like Next Level Games capture Luigi personality in Luigi's Mansion 3 better than this movie.

 

[AJUMP23]

Looking forward to it. Mario will be dumb in the beginning but peach will set him straight. Luigi is the real hero though.

 

[Fuz]

It looks like Peach is the badass and Mario is an idiot.

What a surprise.

 

[Holammer]

Is super strange seeing Mario having doubts and fear. I was expecting this from Luigi.

Gotta have the hero's journey y'know.

Totally expected a girl boss moment from Peach, but the halberd was a bit much.