Master Chief Gets Cancelled (Babylon Bee Satire)

[SpartanN92]

Babylon Bee gets me every time

Chief will be a purple haired transgender Native American just to cover our bases

Master Chief Removed From Halo Due To Problematic Words 'Master,' 'Chief'

U.S. - Microsoft confirmed Master Chief will be edited out of the next Halo game due to his name containing not just one but two offensive words, 'Master' and 'Chief.'Halo: Infinite was revealed yesterday but was quickly condemned for including the iconic protagonist. Microsoft issued a...

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[#Phonepunk#]

damn i never thought of that. two hitlers in one game title

 

[Kuranghi]

His name will now be Mater Chef and he will be a anthropomorphic truck who is also a classicly trained chef.