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[JPRaup]

Ever get caught Masturbating?

these are when I was a teen, learning the joys of porn

I have some funny stories, I was downstairs on a wireless laptop having fun, and somehow I accidentally clicked the print button, and like 10 pages of porn printed to my upstairs printer (right next to my dads office where he currently was), so unbekownst to be I just cleared my internet temp files, cache and history and stuff, and turned on the tv after I was done. So my dad comes down like 20 mins later with printed porn in his hand, doesnt say anything, checks my internet history and he shows me the porn, I was like thats wierd, huh?, :lol


Another time I was stroking my salami, and my sister came in and i was like o shit, she shut the door quick, and then at dinner in front of my family, my sister says I was looking at naked woman on my computer, I told my parents it was a cartoon, a joke on Family Guy
and I told my sis to shut up.

There are more, Ill post some later

 

[FlameOfCallandor]

I dont think I have ever been caught.

 

[Red Blaster]

Dude, that's gross.

 

[MrPing1000]

I am more stealthy than Garrett, Sam Fisher and Solid Snake combined.

ps this thread is going places.

 

[kablooey]

I've never been caught. Ever. And I masturbate a lot.

 

[BlueTsunami]

If GAF wasn't such a cockfest, this thread would be interesting

 

[Kevtones]

I got caught midthrust with my girlfriend, in high school, by her father:lol

I never got caught wanking it but my buddy's roomie @ Stanford apparently had a masturbation problem and would always do it with others around (but wouldn't admit to it). According to the chronic masturbater (who revealed this story after the following occurred): he was giving himself a lovely go-round, totally naked, standing up in the middle of their dorm room. So he hears his roomie and friends coming down the hall and rushes, remote in hand, pants down, to try and get up to his bunk or whatever. Instead of being fleet of foot, his pants trip him around his ankles, the guy hits head on the side of the bed panel and gets knocked the fuck out. So my friend and his friends walk in on the guy sprawled out naked, knocked out, with a remote in hand, pants at his ankles, and a raging boner :lol

 

[enjoy bell woods]

No, never. Also, I barely masturbate.

 

[JPRaup]

does anyone have that vid of the kid getting caught masterbauting in the dorm room, he has his headphones on and everything, they just walk right in and he doesnt hear anything :lol

 

[eLGee]

Ever get caught Masturbating?

these are when I was a teen, learning the joys of porn

I have some funny stories, I was downstairs on a wireless laptop having fun, and somehow I accidentally clicked the print button, and like 10 pages of porn printed to my upstairs printer (right next to my dads office where he currently was), so unbekownst to be I just cleared my internet temp files, cache and history and stuff, and turned on the tv after I was done. So my dad comes down like 20 mins later with printed porn in his hand, doesnt say anything, checks my internet history and he shows me the porn, I was like thats wierd, huh?, :lol


Another time I was stroking my salami, and my sister came in and i was like o shit, she shut the door quick, and then at dinner in front of my family, my sister says I was looking at naked woman on my computer, I told my parents it was a cartoon, a joke on Family Guy
and I told my sis to shut up.

There are more, Ill post some later

If you are caught, you suck at masturbating.

I was almost caught, once. By my brother. Ever heard of fucking knocking, asshole?

 

[{Mike}]

I've been caught by a friend who was sleeping nearby and masturbating as well:lol

 

[Archie]

nope

 

[FlameOfCallandor]

No, never. Also, I barely masturbate.

What's barely? twice a day?

 

[radioheadrule83]

I was amused and horrified when my dad learned how to search for video files on the computer. He found a stash of my brothers porn and showed me the search results.... lots of blacks on blondes, anal destruction, etc

This computer used to be in my bedroom. I remember coming home one day, turning the handle and then hearing him hop 3 feet across the room to slam the door shut in my face:

"I'm getting changed!!"

"In my room?"

The reality of things had already hit me with the force of 10 atomic bombs. My little brother had been masturbating in my bedroom. I shouted back in for him to GTFO.

I mean, I like lots of porn, but my brother is a fucking addict. My sister found his DVDs. We deliberately left one on top of his DVD player so he'd know we knew. If I get in and he's out of the room, I hit Ctrl + H to bring up the history and just leave it so other family members can survey his perversion with disgust. I use my own keyboard and mouse for it now. I'm really fucking weird about things like that. I don't want to touch anything his sticky pubic palms have been all over.

My mum opened his sock draw to put some socks in it and saw a porno in there.. now when she needs to put his laundry back for him she just opens the draw a tiny crack, and stuffs whatever it is in there with total disregard for her hard work washing/ironing... all rather than look at the porn.

 

[KingGondo]

I've been caught by a friend who was sleeping nearby and masturbating as well:lol

Between this and the 16 year-old, there's no way you are a real person.

 

[valkillmore]

I used to have sleepover parties when I was younger, and we'd all play videogames and look at porn mags until bedtime, at which point it would be totally dark (no windows in said basement). By the time bedtime came, I'd be so fucking rock hard that immediately after the lights went out I'd be laying on the couch just fucking screaming one out, in total silence, with three or four other guys laying around, in total darkness, and they were completely oblivious to what I was doing.

P.S. - They were probably doing the same thing.

 

[davepoobond]

does anyone hump the mattress?

 

[White Man]

Between this and the 16 year-old, there's no way you are a real person.

I'm beginning to wonder about that myself.

 

[Illuminati]

I've been caught by a friend who was sleeping nearby and masturbating as well:lol

Quite disturbing.

 

[CharlieDigital]

What's with all the stigma towards porn and masturbation?

 

[FlameOfCallandor]

does anyone hump the mattress?

WHAT??!!! :lol :lol :lol

Is there a whole in the mattess?

 

[JPRaup]

One of my friends was at some camping trip, and the friend he went with, had a retarded sister, and my friend woke up in the middle and could see the retarded sister masturbating

another one of my friends bros used to masterbaute in his brothers (my friends room) all the time, left the vcr tape in and everything, so one day they set him and recorded it and brought it to school:lol

 

[Kevtones]

"I'm getting changed!!"

:lol I've used this one, but I usually use a "Reahaaahhhhh" which is a basic yell

 

[FlameOfCallandor]

One of my friends was at some camping trip, and the friend he went with, had a retarded sister, and my friend woke up in the middle and could see the retarded sister masturbating

Really? Interesting...

 

[valkillmore]

does anyone have that vid of the kid getting caught masterbauting in the dorm room, he has his headphones on and everything, they just walk right in and he doesnt hear anything :lol

I remember seeing one video of two roommates sneaking in to their roommate's room, because they're convinced he's always masturbating, so they videotape the infiltration. Turns out that he was not actually masturbating but getting head - from a guy.

 

[JPRaup]

I used to have sleepover parties when I was younger, and we'd all play videogames and look at porn mags until bedtime, at which point it would be totally dark (no windows in said basement). By the time bedtime came, I'd be so fucking rock hard that immediately after the lights went out I'd be laying on the couch just fucking screaming one out, in total silence, with three or four other guys laying around, in total darkness, and they were completely oblivious to what I was doing.

P.S. - They were probably doing the same thing.

I have done this too :lol

 

[ForzaItalia]

Another time I was stroking my salami, and my sister came in and i was like o shit, she shut the door quick, and then at dinner in front of my family, my sister says I was looking at naked woman on my computer, I told my parents it was a cartoon, a joke on Family Guy
and I told my sis to shut up.

This story would have been cooler if your sister pulled out a 'Silver Bullet' vibrator and joined in on the festivities...

 

[JPRaup]

does anyone hump the mattress?

I used to when I first started, cause I didnt know about using the hand, and humping the mattress felt good ( I was a sheltered kid )

 

[davepoobond]

WHAT??!!! :lol :lol :lol

Is there a whole in the mattess?

i'm not saying i do, but its just something you can use to insult someone.

"you hump the mattress, don't you?"

:lol

 

[Straightballin]

I mean, I like lots of porn, but my brother is a fucking addict. My sister found his DVDs. We deliberately left one on top of his DVD player so he'd know we knew. If I get in and he's out of the room, I hit Ctrl + H to bring up the history and just leave it so other family members can survey his perversion with disgust. I use my own keyboard and mouse for it now. I'm really fucking weird about things like that. I don't want to touch anything his sticky pubic palms have been all over.

Thats pretty fucked up

 

[sky]

I predict 1500 thread views within the hour :lol..

 

[JPRaup]

This story would have been cooler if your sister pulled out a 'Silver Bullet' vibrator and joined in on the festivities...

actually this is the preferred

The Rabbit

 

[Straightballin]

actually this is the preferred

The Rabbit

What are those in it little cum balls

 

[valkillmore]

actually this is the preferred

The Rabbit

I've seen vids of this one girl on the net that uses that and has these extremely intense, gushing orgasms. The juice litterally just shoots out of her. And no, it's not Cytherea - I LOVE her stuff though.

 

[valkillmore]

What are those in it little cum balls

The shaft actually rotates - those little beads are beneath a layer of rubber, and the beads rotate underneath said rubber, creating a wonderful feeling.

 

[FlameOfCallandor]

I've seen vids of this one girl on the net that uses that and has these extremely intense, gushing orgasms. The juice litterally just shoots out of her. And no, it's not Cytherea - I LOVE her stuff though.

Whats her name or the name of tghe video