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Meet LiL sASSy - The Baddest Bitch Around!

Melon

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I decided to drag my corpse ass out of the crypt just to present you guys with this treasure, no, HOLY GRAIL, I found. Remember that moderately attractive teacher you had in school? She had the stereotypical protestant girl hairstyle, but you had an inkling that she was a total freak outside of school? Got that image in your head? Good.

Now let's introduce you to Rachel Minnick, aka LiL sASSy -- this generation's RAP QUEEN.


LiL sASSy is a lover of GOD, rapper, model, professional dancer, actress, and singer! She has it all, to be honest.

She has some serious freestyle rap skills as well, as seen here:


And did I mention her dancing skills?????



I like to tell myself that this girl is trolling and is just really committed to the (over four-year-old) bit. If not, well, at least props for not giving up, I guess? But the girl is in her thirties, so she should probably find a new career. Either way, her YouTube channel provides some quality entertainment; if you're into second-hand embarrassment, of course.
 

LegendOfKage

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I couldn't watch much of any of this. I have a very low cringe tolerance, but here's what this sort of thing looks like when it's done right:




Hi, @Melon :messenger_grinning:
 
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DESTROYA

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Why did you do this to me, no it’s stuck in my head all day.
Oh yeah welcome back Melon?
 
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