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[thequestion]

i bet she uses an absolutely monstrous strap on

not judging, just seems like intuition

Trust your feelings

 

[brap]

 

[Texas Pride]

Fuck yes. #truth

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

She's not that bad, she has a cute ass at least.

Kind of mannish looking face, yeah, hardly Sports Illustrated material but this isn't as bad as that great big fat woman.

I don't like the photo where she's flipping the bird though, nobody needs the attitude.

EDIT: I was getting Sports Illustrated confused with that Gillette ad, my bad, but this is still better than the Sports Illustrated "burkini" shoot because at least she's showing some skin.

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

 

[MetalAlien]

She looks like a eunuch from Ice Pirates.

 

[Squirrel Killer]

...playing on Tacoma's NWSL team.

Fixed that for you.

If anyone wants to lose an inch, Google Hope Solo's leaked nudes.

Well... that was significantly more sphincter-centric than I was prepared for.

 

[KOMANI]

I feel that it’s the photographer’s job to make their subject attractive, and out of the 40 photos, 4 are decent. Poses, swimsuits, compositions are all mostly bland. They should have worked with the strength of the subject.

 

[brap]

They should have worked with the strength of the subject.

I don't think Sports Illustrated would let her wear a big black strap on for the shoot.

 

[Elcid]

Just posted in a thread on the other side and it gets locked.

Apparently it's not ok to comment on a woman MODELING for that very purpose.

Commenting on someone's beauty and having a conversation around it isn't a bad thing.

Megan Rapinoe Sports Illustrated photoshoot 🤤🤤(NSFW)

Sweet Jesus. https://www.si.com/swimsuit/model/megan-rapinoe/2019/photos#1 Love this woman. 😍😍😍🤩🤩

www.resetera.com

For some reason I cannot use the controls to make a link but there it is.

Apparently if someone models youre supposed to smile, nod and not say they're sexy.

Edit: link worked anyway, cool.

Hahaha those emoticons. God damn dude. I have never seen such an unappealing woman before. As the old expression goes, I'd rather put my dick in a blender.

 

[MetalAlien]

I feel that it’s the photographer’s job to make their subject attractive, and out of the 40 photos, 4 are decent. Poses, swimsuits, compositions are all mostly bland. They should have worked with the strength of the subject.

I mean from certain angles she's handsome.

 

[Texas Pride]

Kathy Ireland was imo GOAT tier.

 

[GreyHorace]

Kathy Ireland was imo GOAT tier.

My GOAT never even made it to the cover, but was still fine as hell. The stunning Stacey Williams:

Another favorite, although she only did one year, is Michelle Vawer.

 

[Elcid]

I mean from certain angles she's handsome.

Damn didn't see that, 10/10 wud bang

 

[davepoobond]

She’s really not as unattractive as y’all are making her out to be, but damn if she ain’t cut.

 

[KOMANI]

She’s really not as unattractive as y’all are making her out to be, but damn if she ain’t cut.

The photographer’s choices doesn’t help

 

[Chairman Tickles]

Would smash.

Spoiler

With a shovel.

 

[Gavin Stevens]

Christ on a tricycle...

 

[Airbus Jr]

 

[CrankyJay™]

I will do anything for fame and making a buck.

- Signed, Megan Rapinoe

Eh I won’t fault her for that. Grab that money while you can.

 

[Silent Duck]

She looks like David Duchovny. In a bikini.

I was thinking more Roy Scheider.

 

[appaws]

Oh just ask them. I am sure you will get colorful answers. Hypocrite, troll, etc etc. They will have all kinds of excuses. Long story short people don't like the fact I lean hard to the left and don't fit into the current political leanings of Gaf and as a result I come off as a contrarian to them, but in reality I am just going against the political grain of Gaf. Which doesn't make me a contrarian despite what they say. It just means I don't lean hard to the right. That's not the same thing.


Though this shouldn't be an excuse to break the rules of the forum when it comes to insulting other members, but that doesn't seem to matter much anymore on here.

I think I am one of the farthest to the right. I'll never insult you. I cringe a lot with the way people here handle themselves when you post. There should be bans for personal attacks, NOT for politics, IMO.

Back on topic, she is fit and her butt is pretty good. I don't think that swimsuit is very flattering at all. It's kinda like an ugly but rich and successful guy. I am sure she gets really hot femme lesbians.

 

[haxan7]

But does she have a nice tight butthole?

 

[Elcid]

I think I am one of the farthest to the right. I'll never insult you. I cringe a lot with the way people here handle themselves when you post. There should be bans for personal attacks, NOT for politics, IMO.

Back on topic, she is fit and her butt is pretty good. I don't think that swimsuit is very flattering at all. It's kinda like an ugly but rich and successful guy. I am sure she gets really hot femme lesbians.

Lies! I'm the most extreme right here. Her body is aight, but she's too flat chested and her face looks like a man's.

Can we turn this thread into the best swimsuit bodies and just wash away the first page of sin?

 

[cr0w]

Not my cup of tea, but good on her for her success.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

But does she have a nice tight butthole?

I’ll ask her and let you know.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

But does she have a nice tight butthole?

Doubt it.

Her GF is a WNBA player. She's probably slam dunked it face first, making Megan's butthole the size of a bowling ball.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

hmmmmm, uuuhhh, yeah...umm, yeah i'd buy that for a dollar....if i was drunk (shrugs)

 

[GamingKaiju]

Not for me but good for her.