Dentist: your teeth look great, I can tell you had braces and are doing well cleaning
Me: do you ever tell someone their teeth look like garbage?
Her:

awkshually yes I just had a guy in here yesterday where I said he need to be better about his hygiene and (blah blah…)
Me: so I’m sure you see a lot of bats in the caves when you’re working on peeps, you ever see a batMAN?
Her: alright get this guy out of here