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[Peggies]

Apologies.

Do you want White Dicks:

Black Dicks:

Or other types of Dicks?

Yes

 

[Peggies]

Mines bigger

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Yesterday I learned there is a True Lies tv show. Welcome to the streaming age. Nothing original and everything you loved from your childhood will be skullfucked in front of you. Okay. That may have been a bit harsh.

 

[badblue]

Nothing original and everything you loved from your childhood will be skullfucked in front of you. That may have been a bit harsh.

 

[haxan7]

Black Dicks:

i'll take some black dicks

 

[Thaedolus]

Walking around a touristy spot at a port in Alaska…overhear man say he’s out of breath just walking around. His wife says “well I wonder what the elevation is here…” And he says “I dunno but I’m feeling it, I bet we’re pretty high up…”

Me: “uhh I think we’re at sea level”

They both kinda stared at me then kept walking. Then my wife elbows me in the ribs! I’m out here educating people and get nothing but grief

 

[Rentahamster]

i'll take some black dicks

You never did use that coupon I gave you.

 

[Rentahamster]

Walking around a touristy spot at a port in Alaska…overhear man say he’s out of breath just walking around. His wife says “well I wonder what the elevation is here…” And he says “I dunno but I’m feeling it, I bet we’re pretty high up…”

Me: “uhh I think we’re at sea level”

They both kinda stared at me then kept walking. Then my wife elbows me in the ribs! I’m out here educating people and get nothing but grief

And that man's name was Albert Einstein Thaedolus.

 

[badblue]

i'll take some black dicks

Spoiler: Here you go

 

[German Hops]

I knew it.

 

[haxan7]

Spoiler: Here you go

 

[nush]

Chinese police have my phone for "Investigation", I sure hope they enjoy the length and girth of my dick pics.

 

[Rentahamster]

I sure hope they enjoy the length and girth of my dick pics.

Did you bring enough dick pics to share with the class?

 

[kvltus lvlzvs]

tfw you ignore metagaf, come back to it one day and then start getting notifications about it every time someone mentions dick pics

 

[JC 1080P CRT]

You're right. It's an addiction and should be treated as one.

Thank you for making this statement, it was exactly the realization I needed to motivate me to make changes.

Today I succeeded at not going to other departments to raid their snack corners, which was my worst behavior and definitely resembles the behavior of someone who steals things to feed their addiction. There were snacks in our department's corner, so I went there several times today. My new goals are to keep up the streak of staying in my own department, and reducing the amount of snacks I take from it.

Edit: Carry on with the dick pic talk!

 

[Rentahamster]

Thank you for making this statement, it was exactly the realization I needed to motivate me to make changes.

Today I succeeded at not going to other departments to raid their snack corners, which was my worst behavior and definitely resembles the behavior of someone who steals things to feed their addiction. There were snacks in our department's corner, so I went there several times today. My new goals are to keep up the streak of staying in my own department, and reducing the amount of snacks I take from it.

Edit: Carry on with the dick pic talk!

I replaced snacks with low calorie dicks and I've lost 20 pounds!

 

[Putonahappyface]

I watched Gaurdians of the Galaxy vol 3 with my girlfriend yesterday at the IMAX. I tend to, like most people avoid spoilers before I watch anything. My God do I regret avoiding reviews before we went to see this film. My girlfriend cried almost through the entire film.

What a depressing miserable film!

 

[nush]

which was my worst behavior and definitely resembles the behavior of someone who steals things to feed their addiction.

That's what I learned in hindsight when I cut down on my drinking. I worked with a guy that had serious weight issues and he'd buy a pack of chocolate biscuits and he'd tell himself it was OK if he shared a few but he'd still eat most of the pack himself. I'd do the same thing where it was OK if I had a drink becuse other people were.

Those pangs of your body wanting something like smoking, drinking or whatever are actually the same biological mechanism in action.

Replace that action habit with something else so have some celery pieces, raisins or nuts on hand to keep you strong. I replaced beer with bottles of water for the action habit of drinking while I'm at home.

 

[nush]

Cops have still got my phone, I'll get it back when I pay the fine. "But I need the phone to pay the fine" I tell them. "You'll get it back when you pay the fine sir".

China at it's best.

 

[MudoSkills]

Well, somebody has to ask the obvious question, why did they take your phone?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Well, somebody has to ask the obvious question, why did they take your phone?

To look at his dick pics obv

 

[nush]

Well, somebody has to ask the obvious question, why did they take your phone?

Visa issue, but they take the phone to "investigate". Actually I found out they sent it to another city so I'm waiting for it to come back. There's nothing on it though as I'm a boomer that just uses basic apps and treats wechat like work email.

I'll go into more detail when I get on a plane. Soon, I hope.

 

[Putonahappyface]

To look at his Winnie the Pooh dick pics obv

Fixed that for you.

 

[MudoSkills]

Visa issue, but they take the phone to "investigate". Actually I found out they sent it to another city so I'm waiting for it to come back. There's nothing on it though as I'm a boomer that just uses basic apps and treats wechat like work email.

I'll go into more detail when I get on a plane. Soon, I hope.

Good luck fella.

 

[nush]

RIP this weekends suicide gold fishing topic.

 

[Putonahappyface]

RIP this weekends suicide gold fishing topic.

Yeah that thread had some serious potential lol.

 

[Rentahamster]

Did it get deleted?

 

[Putonahappyface]

Did it get deleted?

Thread and creator got dispatched quickly.

 

[nush]

Did it get deleted?

Dm'd

 

[Toons]

Man I missed the two other racists guys getting banned. I always like to see those flameout

 

[OmegaSupreme]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You know, I've been thinking about this post a lot. Thanks for sharing it, 'Ops.

 

[Thaedolus]

Several husbands and I are in line waiting for Starbucks to open at 6AM

Random lady to me: are you guys waiting to get liquor?

Me:

 

[Putonahappyface]

Yes

 

[Peggies]

Is that a BONEr?

 

[Putonahappyface]

Is that a BONEr?

You're the spaceman and that is a monstrous Caucasian penis.

 

[Peggies]

You're the spaceman and that is a monstrous Caucasian penis.

You ol' charmer, you

 

[OmegaSupreme]

my youtube feed has been gold lately. I must share.

 

[haxan7]

my youtube feed has been gold lately. I must share.

Never heard that before. Good song. I should watch Berserk.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Never heard that before. Good song. I should watch Berserk.

The soundtrack by itself is worth a listen. Good shit all around.

 

[ThatGamingDude]

It's so balls hot
And my girl doesn't get why I wanna move north
I've got a chewed up wad of bull gum in my crotch
The fuck you mean you don't know why I wanna move north
It's cold
Not Satan's ass hole

 

[Rentahamster]

Satan's asshole is just misunderstood

 

[JC 1080P CRT]

I'm sympathizing with this so hard. I work onsite 1 or 2 times a week, and each time I go in I go and pilfer the snack corners of different departments, including my own. I feel like an alcoholic, but the sweet tooth version of it.

As long as I'm at around 180 lbs (decent for my height) I'll be fine, but I'd like to be closer to 170.

Bought a new scale over the weekend and weighed myself (first time since like January). Turns out I'm at around 170 lbs (+1 or 2 depending on the day or what I eat).
I was getting worried that I was slipping badly, after a few weeks with days where I had a bit much to eat. It looks like I'm still OK, which is a relief. Been keeping up with my workout routine too, after a few too many weeks with skipped days.

Gonna make it my goal this week to only have half of what I would usually snack on at work.

 

[Peggies]

Oi nush are you still with us or do we have to go all Vince Vaughn in "Return to Paradise"?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I'm more of a dvda man myself

 

[Peggies]

I'm more of a dvda man myself

Digital versatile disc anus?

 

[nush]

Oi nush are you still with us or do we have to go all Vince Vaughn in "Return to Paradise"?

I'm still here but I've had a shit 12 hour day of Chinese bureaucracy. Resulting in another 7 days of being in Winnies playhouse of fun.

 

[Peggies]

I'm still here but I've had a shit 12 hour day of Chinese bureaucracy. Resulting in another 7 days of being in Winnies playhouse of fun.

That's not good. Please don't die!

 

[nush]

That's not good. Please don't die!

It's OK, it's not that bad.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Digital versatile disc anus?

DVDA

DVDA is Matt Stone and Trey Parker's punk rock band. Matt Stone sings backup vocals and plays drums and bass guitar; Trey Parker sings lead vocals and plays keyboards; Bruce Howell plays guitar; and D.A. Young plays keyboards and sings backup vocals. DVDA stands for "Double Vaginal Double Anal"...

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