Took me a while to realize this wasn't a rap diss.Murder kitty was apparently scrappin it up…I heard some yowling about 5AM and got up to see what was up, but didn’t really see what was happening. Just now noticed he’s got a patch of fur missing on a hind leg and a couple puncture wounds. Methinks a territorial dispute in which diplomacy failed. Will update more as this war progresses. He seems to be on a rampage against the annual fall mice invasion though, so extra tuna friskies for him
Your mom pays your cellphone bill?so my wife sells a bunch of toys and shit we don’t use on Facebook all the time and today I was like, what’re you doing with all that money?
“The last six months that’s all just been Venmo’d to your mom for your cell phone bill if you haven’t noticed…”
I’m on two joint plans with my parents: cell phone family plan, and car wash plan because I was a fool and bought a black truck. So every month we Venmo them $62 to cover my share of both. I use their HBO and xfinity accounts too but don’t tell the fedsYour mom pays your cellphone bill?
Some people are trying to cancel Richard Ayoade because he said something nice about the guy who wrote the IT crowd. I can't imagine being so fragile.Russell Brand was shown to be separated from singer Lily Allen by Jonathan Ross so she could "go home with her dress still on" in a clip from 2007's Big Fat Quiz Of The Year.www.express.co.uk
Now they're after Noel Fielding