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If I’m not being horrible, lol, I would give him all the Wolverine powers. For one, it would be funny imagining Xaero pouncing on people and pulling out his claws, but... I know he’d probably have a blast, lol.

What would you guys give me?

Bodily Gas Manipulation

The ability to manipulate gases generated by the body, often in the form of flatulence and belching. Sub-power of Body Manipulation. Variation of Organic and Gas Manipulation. Belch Bending/Control/Manipulation/Mastery Bodily Gas Control/Mastery Burp Bending/Control/Manipulation/Mastery Fart...

powerlisting.fandom.com

 

[-Arcadia-]

Ok fine, maybe telepathy so you know when I'm joking. Would stop me from getting in as much trouble lol

I already have that. Stop singing WAP.

 

[Richard Packer]

I already have that. Stop singing WAP.

Shit. So he does have x-ray vision.

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

If I’m not being horrible, lol, I would give him all the Wolverine powers. For one, it would be funny imagining Xaero pouncing on people and pulling out his claws, but... I know he’d probably have a blast, lol.

What would you guys give me?

Laser eyes like the Regginator.

 

[-Arcadia-]

I’d give Vyse Hulk powers, but he transforms, to his horror, into MHK every time.

 

[Richard Packer]

I’d give Vyse Hulk powers, but he transforms, to his horror, into MHK every time.

What would you give me, boo?

 

[Xaero Gravity]

What would you give me, boo?

Theirs. Whatever the hell they are.

 

[Richard Packer]

Theirs. Whatever the hell they are.

I'll be the one with the bigger tits.

 

[Richard Packer]

While it's been fun to make Xaero Gravity feel uncomfortable tonight. I'm off to plow my wife. brap the video will come later tonight.

Goodnight all.

Except for E Explosive Zombie that guy's a farnsgoth.

 

[O-N-E]

 

[brap]

 

[Explosive Zombie]

While it's been fun to make Xaero Gravity feel uncomfortable tonight. I'm off to plow my wife. brap the video will come later tonight.

Goodnight all.

Except for E Explosive Zombie that guy's a farnsgoth.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=farnsgoth

 

[Xaero Gravity]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=farnsgoth

GAF speak for a homosexual slur

 

[-Arcadia-]

What would you give me, boo?

Hmm. Probably the ability to astral project and haunt/troll Gaffers constantly, hahaha

 

[Explosive Zombie]

GAF speak for a homosexual slur

 

[MetalAlien]

I only want one power... the power to slap anyone anywhere in the world with my mind! My villain name would be Slaphard!

 

[Fake]

Describe a super power you would give to Xaero Gravity .

Adamantium dick.

 

[MetalAlien]

Adamantium dick.

 

[Evangelion Unit-01]

My friends and I came up with a little game once when we were drinking on the lake. Someone will make a proposition You can get a superpower but there is a catch. Do you still take the deal?

For example:

• You can fly but only when you're drunk.
• You have super strength but all of your movement speed and reaction time are twice that of a normal persons.

Obviously when you've had a few drinks the suggestion are a bit more colorful than the above but you get the picture.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Adamantium dick.

 

[-Arcadia-]

My friends and I came up with a little game once when we were drinking on the lake. Someone will make a proposition You can get a superpower but there is a catch. Do you still take the deal?

For example:

• You can fly but only when you're drunk.
• You have super strength but all of your movement speed and reaction time are twice that of a normal persons.

Obviously when you've had a few drinks the suggestion are a bit more colorful than the above but you get the picture.

Lol, that was kind of what I was trying to do. They’re really difficult to come up with, though.

 

[Evangelion Unit-01]

Lol, that was kind of what I was trying to do. They’re really difficult to come up with, though.

I have plenty of them-perk of being stuck at a lake house with a keg and a couple hundred beers.

You can turn into any animal, beast boy style but you can only do one transformation per 24 hours so if you change you can't go back to normal until the next day. Do you still take the power?

 

[-Arcadia-]

I have plenty of them-perk of being stuck at a lake house with a keg and a couple hundred beers.

You can turn into any animal, beast boy style but you can only do one transformation per 24 hours so if you change you can't go back to normal until the next day. Do you still take the power?

My inner child would like inform you, yes, yes, and yes. Lol.

 

[Evangelion Unit-01]

My inner child would like inform you, yes, yes, and yes. Lol.

Hold on Animorphs? I haven't seen that in a minute. That really messes with the Fortnite/Minecraft Gen Z thing you have going on.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Hold on Animorphs? I haven't seen that in a minute. That really messes with the Fortnite/Minecraft Gen Z thing you have going on.

She's like 45

 

[-Arcadia-]

Hold on Animorphs? I haven't seen that in a minute. That really messes with the Fortnite/Minecraft Gen Z thing you have going on.

I am neither that old, nor that young, lol. I’m somewhere in the middle, and that’s all I’m saying, hahaha.

 

[-Arcadia-]

She's like 45

Everyone remember this when Xaero suddenly stops posting, and you wonder why.

 

[Evangelion Unit-01]

I am neither that old, nor that young, lol. I’m somewhere in the middle, and that’s all I’m saying, hahaha.

I feel that-old enough that grandma still blames you for all of the millennial articles in the paper. Young enough that you still have that one relative who sends you a christmas gift for a child.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Everyone remember this when Xaero suddenly stops posting, and you wonder why.

can't post testies on gaf unless they are hamster testies

 

[Evangelion Unit-01]

Some guy just joined my Xbox Live Party and started playing piano. Hasn't said a word but is taking requests.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Some guy just joined my Xbox Live Party and started playing piano. Hasn't said a word but is taking requests.

 

[-Arcadia-]

I feel that-old enough that grandma still blames you for all of the millennial articles in the paper. Young enough that you still have that one relative who sends you a christmas gift for a child.

Exactly, haha.

Some guy just joined my Xbox Live Party and started playing piano. Hasn't said a word but is taking requests.

Hmm. Some Mario would be simple enough, but awesome.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

can't post testies on gaf unless they are hamster testies

It's not Frank, it's Michael from GTA V

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

It's not Frank, it's Michael from GTA V

I know.

 

[Evangelion Unit-01]

Hmm. Some Mario would be simple enough, but awesome.

We've had the US Anthem, USSR Anthem, Tetris, Mozart, Final Fantasy, Halo, Evangelion, and now Careless Whisper.

 

[-Arcadia-]

We've had the US Anthem, USSR Anthem, Tetris, Mozart, Final Fantasy, Halo, Evangelion, and now Careless Whisper.

Lmao. Wow. XBL has really become classy since I’ve been away.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

I know.

 

[-Arcadia-]

 

[O-N-E]

I know.

Man... I just remembered that years ago I used to find it disturbing when men would envelop themselves in a cute anime girl aesthetic on the internet. Now it's just a blip on the radar.

 

[O-N-E]

Lmao. Wow. XBL has really become classy since I’ve been away.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Aesthetic? Cute? lol no.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

You don't want to know the depths of the internet I had to venture into to find those pics.

 

[O-N-E]

Aesthetic? Cute? lol no.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

We have very different definitions of cute.

Cute

Dumb

 

[-Arcadia-]

I can't believe you fell for double down on a troll post.

Fukin rekt

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Y You

Oct 13, 2020

Permanent

Alt of Meirl.

wtf

 

[Bernkastel]

Y You

Oct 13, 2020

Permanent

Alt of Meirl.

wtf

Turns out we are all Meirl alts. This is all a simulation to create the ultimate alt.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I am neither that old, nor that young, lol. I’m somewhere in the middle, and that’s all I’m saying, hahaha.

You could all be my children.

 

[Barakov]

 

[Rentahamster]

My friends and I came up with a little game once when we were drinking on the lake. Someone will make a proposition You can get a superpower but there is a catch. Do you still take the deal?

For example:

• You can fly but only when you're drunk.
• You have super strength but all of your movement speed and reaction time are twice that of a normal persons.

Obviously when you've had a few drinks the suggestion are a bit more colorful than the above but you get the picture.

The bodily strength of 10,000 supernovas but only when ejaculating.