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[Toxi]

I long for the days when people searched for porn of actually erotic video game series like Mario and Pokemon.

 

[Ferrio]

SFM has ruined us all.

 

[nhlducks35]

the most popular searches include some expected terms like ‘minecraft hentai’

 

[T.O.P]

Wait, are we talking Minecraft SFM shit?

 

[king grimlock]

I'm. Of even 18-24 anymore. I feel old.

How do they even get the ages? I rarely put my real age in sites that aren't bank or government related certainly never would put anything personal into a porn site and I doubt many others would.

 

[Reversed]

I have however seen thumbnails that I dare not click of Splatoon related...stuff...ugh.

I'm picturing a spoof of Fisherman's Wife

 

[BeforeU]

lol what the fuck

 

[docbon]

"minecraft hentai" as;dlkflzjfhjk324

 

[hal9001]

Smfh. These fucking kids today man. These fucking kids.

 

[Kade]

minecraft steve fucking

 

[Crash Station]

Wonder if Minecraft erotica on Amazon would be allowed. This could be a lucrative new market.

 

[DownGrader]

Alright I searched it... fuck it.
It's just legit straight up Minecraft Lets Plays on Pornhub.

Not even like "sexy porn star plays Minecraft" or a ton of "Sexcraft parody" shit. There are some avatars having sex in minecraft but the majority seems to be regular ass dudes making regular ass let's plays. Just uploading to pornhub. Why?

Because

Minecraft’ is one of Pornhub’s fastest-growing search terms

 

[Zombine]

Creeper Explodes On Unexpecting Player

 

[Ryuuga]

i guess...

[/QUOTE]


I could still work with this.

 

[Hrothgar]

Everyone younger than 18 probably puts that as their age.

 

[Baron_Calamity]

People have been uploading stuff that would normally get taken down on youtube.

 

[KHlover]

All the kids who grew up with Minecraft (PC, 2009) are now starting to get old enough to start looking for porn. Time flies. Don't expect this to stop.

 

[SlickShoesRUCrazy]

More emphasis on video game porn parodies incoming?

 

[BGBW]

Can't the kids watch something normal like Bible Black these days?

 

[inky]

How does that even work? I guess those green things look like penises...

I don't even...

 

[Rawket Lawnchair]

thanks Notch

 

[Breads]

Alright I searched it... fuck it.
It's just legit straight up Minecraft Lets Plays on Pornhub.

Not even like "sexy porn star plays Minecraft" or a ton of "Sexcraft parody" shit. There are some avatars having sex in minecraft but the majority seems to be regular ass dudes making regular ass let's plays. Just uploading to pornhub. Why?

Ad money is ad money I guess. I was secretly hoping that there was a legit audience for minecraft porn that there currently was no source for and I was about to corner that market and get a house next to Notch.

 

[-Horizon-]

why even search up 'hentai' along with 'minecraft'?

is there some erotic japanese animation studio I don't know about making minecraft themed videos?

 

[Fantastapotamus]

Of course it is. Why wouldn't it be?

 

[mrklaw]

Once you go obsidian, you don't go back

 

[daTRUballin]

Ummm.......ok. Well then.

 

[Pestilence11]

Some more interesting searches include ‘minecraft true love’ and ‘minecraft hard drilling.’

This got me.

 

[Iorv3th]

Stop the world I want to get off

So do these minecraft fetishists. Won't someone allow them to get off.

 

[Joyful]

 

[Nickle]

They're literally just typing in whatever is currently popular. Why would anyone look up "let's play" porn?

 

[BlackBuzzard]

I am surprised nobody has posted the that's my fetish gif im so proud

 

[Respawn]

Thirst for that big black block

blockhold [clicks search]

 

[Crash Station]

Alright I searched it... fuck it.
It's just legit straight up Minecraft Lets Plays on Pornhub.

Not even like "sexy porn star plays Minecraft" or a ton of "Sexcraft parody" shit. There are some avatars having sex in minecraft but the majority seems to be regular ass dudes making regular ass let's plays. Just uploading to pornhub. Why?

Hmmm, wonder what the CPM is like for Pornhub. Might be a good idea to abandon Youtube altogether for let's plays!

 

[Aselith]

Don't be near the creepers when they blow in these videos either. I'm still sticky.

 

[ffdgh]

...Everyone has their weird kink I suppose. >_>

 

[FF Seraphim]

is pornhub going to just be the new youtube?

Well the videos do load faster on Pornhub than YouTube... Also you get porn! So win win I say!

 

[Gnome Scat]

 

[injurai]

Pixelization censors will be ineffective against the fetishes of the new generation.

 

[DJ_Lae]

At least it's near the bottom, but how the fuck is ANYONE searching for pewdiepie on Pornhub prior to searching for Minecraft?

 

[Septimus Prime]

Pretty sure I saw plenty of "Minecraft porn" when I was still using my old 28.8 baud modem, back in '96.

 

[studyguy]

Ad money is ad money I guess. I was secretly hoping that there was a legit audience for minecraft porn that there currently was no source for and I was about to corner that market and get a house next to Notch.

Wonder how many dudes finish busting a nut to whatever weird ass shit they have a fetish for then just decide, you know I could really go for a minecraft lets play after watching this octopus come out of this lady's ass, I should search pornhub for one.

 

[Mozz-eyes]

It's just a bunch of kids who are discovering porn for the first time and are likely obsessed with Minecraft.

Instead of typing in "sex.com" they'll just go to pornhub and type in Minecraft.

Personally, I don't think it's that weird. It's just kids exploring and having a giggle.

 

[BlackBuzzard]

At least it's near the bottom, but how the fuck is ANYONE searching for pewdiepie on Pornhub prior to searching for Minecraft?

Havent you heard about the Pewdiepie sex tape?

 

[atr0cious]

Stop the world I want to get off

And you think these guys fetishes are weird.

i guess...

Thank you.

 

[Asgaro]

 

[Dre_G_Writer]

 

[Smokey_Run]

After hearing some of the stories on the Giant Beastcast last week, the word is going to be a crazy place when these Minecraft kids get older. In case people don't know what I'm talking about, some kids who play Minecraft apparently commentate their own game using British accents because they think that's how the game is played after watching too many Youtube Let's Plays.

 

[McLovin]

Why why Waiiii Waiiii Y Y Y

 

[yaffi]

"minecraft hentai" as;dlkflzjfhjk324

Well...

Spoiler

 

[BGBW]

Well at least we learn that even twenty years later Pokémon continues to enrich the minds of the youth.