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[Gudetama]

I mean, I would love to eat all these things, but I'm just not sure I can survive a baseball game without dying of boredom.

 

[RBH]

Did you kidnap Xia, RBH?

Someone has to take over while Xia's on vacation!

 

[Trojita]

You can make coca-cola infused bbq sauce?

 

[Slo]

You can make coca-cola infused bbq sauce?

Is no thread safe from the animu scourge?

 

[ThreePiMatt]

Hopefully the White Sox should be announcing their new food items this week. Gotta get myself prepped for Opening Day.

 

[TheSlySoul]

Guess they want to make the audience as round as a baseball...

 

[painey]

I don't think I've ever eaten anything at a ball game where I said 'damn, this was worth the 300% ballpark tax'. Set me up on dollar hot dog night, and you're about getting your moneys worth

 

[Shig]

I was gagging while scrolling through the first half, but the second half doesn't look too bad. The Smoked Brisket Po Boy and Buffalo Chicken and Waffles have my attention.

 

[Effnine]

I was gagging while scrolling through the first half, but the second half doesn't look too bad. The Smoked Brisket Po Boy and Buffalo Chicken and Waffles have my attention.

Same. Starting with the Shrimp sandwiches, I'm down. The others, ugh, they looked disgusting ... and those were the glamour shots.

 

[perfectchaos007]

I'de call it "The Cinema floor special"

Because it looks like it has everything that would be swept up by the guy who cleans cinema floors after a movie.

 

[RiderKairuu]

It's like they hired Epic Meal Time.

 

[Ludovico]

Would

Spoiler

drunkenly

destroy several of those items.

Granted, I don't eat meat anymore, but what I wouldn't do for some pulled pork and slaw about now....

 

[Purple Cheeto]

Barves? More like Barfs amiright?

 

[Livingskeletons]

2.7% guys

 

[Count Dookkake]

That thing is gonna break some toilets.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

The Burgerizza and the Sausage Sundae sound okay.

Everything else, hard pass.

 

[cirrhosis]

I'd ask "why?" but I really know the answer.

The only thing I'd eat there would be the fried green tomatoes. Can't resist trying them whenever I see them on a menu wherever I go.

 

[Saint Gregory]

Honestly, most of that looked pretty good unlike the horrors these threads usually unleash.

Thank god I stopped eating red meat so the worst of that list can't tempt me >.>

 

[Violence Jack]

I guess Turner Field's post-Braves transformation is going to start with replacing all the toilets after every game this year.


My stomach is curdling just looking at all that.

 

[KingBroly]

I clicked for the Burgerizza, I stayed for the everything dog

 

[BigJonsson]

And the Jays will continue to have meh concessions, MEH I say


I try to eat before the game anyway, or bring my own food in since I found out you are allowed to do that

 

[RecRoulette]

I love how baseball teams announcing their concession stand menu is a big event now, and I also love how fucking weird it is. That hot dog, amazing!

 

[Thoraxes]

I did it in 2008.

 

[gosox333]

that tater tot thing looks heavenly

 

[RBH]

Yeah, I'd eat all that. Once, at least.

Is there a "ridiculous ballpark concessions" OT, because that's something I'd be very interested in subscribing to.

I was actually thinking about doing that, no lie.

 

[ironcreed]

Well damn, I would at least like to try it. You only live once, baby.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

that tater tot thing looks heavenly

Yes! I love tots.

 

[John Kowalski]

So wasteful.

 

[Couleurs]

And the countdown to Pablo Sandoval demanding a trade to Atlanta begins

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

I'd have to be pretty bake faced to handle those things, but boy do they look delicious.

 

[VenomousCoffee]

They took a bunch of perfectly fine junk food and ruined it by smashing it all together. Like a 5 year old at a buffet.

 

[Stinkles]

It's like Guy Fieri playing madlibs in the frozen aisle.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

I'm with it

 

[Kevtones]

I might climb Everest just to calorie afford a day of four Burgerizzas and I don't even eat meat

 

[Seesaw15]

That just looks like a way to use all the day old food that nobody bought.

 

[Timeaisis]

Some of these ideas sound ok but the pictures are not appetizing.

 

[Ploid 3.0]

Looks like so much greasy trash. Some of the lower stuff in the list looks ok though. Where are the vegetables? All that trash with hardly any vegetables seems horrible.

 

[Nastrodamous]

Cobb County Braves*

 

[RdN]

I'd go for that Burgerizza.. And probably regret it.

 

[SchrodingerC]

Artery clogging and over-priced, that's 'Murica alright.

 

[adamsappel]

That looks disgusting. Not to mention its 26 bucks?

Nope.

That's pretty cheap, for ballpark food. Two pizzas, a 1.25 pound cheeseburger, 6 slices of bacon for $26? A bargain. You're washing it down with a $12 beer.

 

[Strike]

So this is how it feels to be in between "I'm disgusted" and "I want to try that".

 

[Auron_Kale]

I was actually thinking about doing that, no lie.

If you make it, I'll sub immediately.

Some of the items I'd be down to try, like the Tater Tot Chop, the Po Boy and that veggie sandwich but the main draws such as the TED dog, burgerizza and sausage sundae... Not so much.

That said, looking forward to the announcements of what new dishes will be served at all the various parks this year, particularly at AT&T Park.

 

[squall23]

Those pictures are more diabetes-inducing than that giant jar of slurpee I got for bring your own cup day.

 

[Lamel]

90% of that shit looks disgusting.

 

[Premium Quality]

That looks disgusting. Not to mention its 26 bucks?

Nope.

The funny thing is, it's still a better value than that $30 Italian meal.

 

[zulux21]

Hopefully the White Sox should be announcing their new food items this week. Gotta get myself prepped for Opening Day.

im looking forward to seeing what the white sox have new this year. They usually have some of the better looking new dishes that can sometimes inspire me to make the dish at home.

I will say though, I am tempted to make the pizza burger. but instead of a 20 ounce burger and an 8 inch pizza. do something more like a 3 inch mini pizza (made from scratch) and like an 6-8 ounce burger.
and instead of pepperoni, I will use bacon.

still not a healthy dish by any means, but it would be more like a giant pizza burger than a chunk of beef shoved between two small pizzas.

granted my version you couldn't charge $26 for, more like $9

 

[Jack The Nipper]

Braves need a higher pay roll and some excitement again. I don't know how a franchiselike this can start tanking so badly

Maybe the food crew should feed the opposing team before first pitch

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Someone has to take over while Xia's on vacation!

As soon as I first read about the Braves insanity to close out their ballpark, I knew RBH had the thread covered.

Is there a "ridiculous ballpark concessions" OT, because that's something I'd be very interested in subscribing to.

I made one last season and I think the season before, don't have time so far to compile one for this season.

 

[TheMan]

look interesting, but for 26 bucks they can go fuck themselves. Stadium food prices are just unbelievable- no qualms about sneaking food into places like that.