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[Roi]

wow, you're so lucky!!...

 

[Kozak]

I'm Spartacus.

:lol

 

[DyersEve]

Thats awesome. Tell Tom Cruise that my grandmother loves his Hoverounds.

 

[Always-honest]

dollar signs

 

[Corky]

wow, you're so lucky!!...

nope, not gonna do it

 

[Tuco]

 

[JDSN]

Ellen Degeneres is Cruise's sister?

 

[Calcaneus]

Infiltrate them, Destroy Scientology from the inside.

 

[Messypandas]

tell him hes an asshole from me

 

[toxicgonzo]

 

[evilromero]

Tell your new cousin in law that evilromero loves Interview with a Vampire.

 

[feel]

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bahahahaha :lol

 

[mernst23]

I'm your huckleberry

 

[Meesh]

So, whats Tom taste like?

 

[Kenka]

Only on GAF.

 

[RoboPlato]

You didn't get invited to the wedding?

:lol Nope. The scientologists in our family hate everyone else. The wedding was 3 months ago and we just found out.


These replies are hilarious. Could use more GIFs though.

 

[oneHeero]

You'll be a gaf king, if you get a Scientology topic started, and somehow or another you get T Cruise to come post on gaf and try to defend it. Man up, make gaf proud. I wouldnt have any problem calling my cousin and trying to get it done if it were me

 

[Cheerilee]

Whackjob: "Hello sir. Would you like to learn about the exciting world of Scientology?"

Cousin: "Scientology?! Isn't that the thing that Tom Cruise does with his mind? Tom Cruise is so awesome, I want his manbabies. If I join you guys, can I have sex with him?"

Whackjob: "Ummm... no. He's trying to cut back on that sort of thing. But... ummm... here! This girl. She's Tom's sister. [Yes you are. Shut up and play along.] If you join us, and reach at least operating thetan level five, then she might be willing to marry you."

Cousin: "Do you accept power of attorney?!"

 

[Micromegas]

Isn't Tom Cruise's sister like his manager/confidant? I somehow doubt your cousin is married into that dynasty.

 

[RoboPlato]

Whackjob: "Hello sir. Would you like to learn about the exciting world of Scientology?"

Cousin: "Scientology?! Isn't that the thing that Tom Cruise does with his mind? Tom Cruise is so awesome, I want his manbabies. If I join you guys, can I have sex with him?"

Whackjob: "Ummm... no. He's trying to cut back on that sort of thing. But... ummm... here! This girl. She's Tom's sister. [Yes you are. Shut up and play along.] If you join us, and reach at least operating thetan level five, then she might be willing to marry you."

Cousin: "Do you accept power of attorney?!"

I'm pretty sure this is actually what happened with Wackjob being his sister, who's one of the highest ranking PR people in scientology. I got into a debate with her at a Christmas Party one time. She won't speak to me ever again. :lol

 

[Jay Sosa]

He's just standing there. He doesn't even have sunglasses. Top Cat sucks a barrel full of monkeydicks.

You should get banned for this..Nobody is as awesome as Topcat, besides Snoopy maybe.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

Isn't Tom Cruise's sister like his manager/confidant? I somehow doubt your cousin is married into that dynasty.

I did a slight bit of detective work (read: looked at IMDB); he has two sisters other than that one.

 

[Tornado Condor]

Que historía tan machín, carnal.

 

[SapientWolf]

Isn't Tom Cruise's sister like his manager/confidant? I somehow doubt your cousin is married into that dynasty.

He's a Scientology so he meets the prerequisites. Cruise got a new publicist about 4 years ago.

I think that's her.

I did a slight bit of detective work (read: looked at IMDB); he has two sisters other than that one.

Or not.

 

[Anasui Kishibe]

:lol
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[Mushroom021]

Thats cool my cousins gf is the sister of Chris Kirkpatrick