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[Kinyou]

Maybe she knows you have have a crush on her and this is her way of flirting. You say she's already weird right?

"I love watching you sleep" is my go to move to break the ice.

 

[victreeb3l]

OP sounds like the start of a new anime series 🤔

"I-It's not like I enjoy looking at your sleeping face or anything, baka IchigoSharingan-kun!!! >///< "

 

[Bandini]

Oh shit so this thread is actually about you not being single and feeling guilty for having thoughts about a co-worker? Bury that deep, man

 

[kobe(beast)]

I'm in a loving committed relationship. I'm not going to throw away what I've built with that person.

My coworker and I have a ton in common. Like, to the point if something goes on, all we have to do is look at each other and we know what the other is thinking.

.....shit. That didn't sound good at all.

Bruh, thanks for that bomb drop. U should just delete this thread and go kiss ur gf.

 

[DMONKUMA]

Did you ask her why?

 

[LOLCats]

Shes flirting you're over reacting...

Ask her out

 

[always crazy bacon]

I like this person. Almost have a little crush on her too.

I'm in a loving committed relationship.

He's also got a daughter from this "Committed relationship".

 

[Gin-Shiio]

 

[Sparkedglory]

I feel like she likes you. I'd just talk to her about it, and if it really really bothers you, then you can always ask her to stop.

Edit: just now noticed the relationship part...just ask her to stop.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Shes flirting you're over reacting...

Ask her out

this.

 

[Zolo]

I've seen people do this in anime

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Shes rubbing it out to your pics at home, OP.

 

[FriskyrumX]

She keeps complimenting me in front of other coworkers though so I doubt it.

It's obvious bro, you know what to do.

(Nvm didn't see the committed relationship post down the line, smh.)

 

[IchigoSharingan]

Did you ask her why?

Some things i don't ask why. Like the time she said she believes the lizard men are real. I fear encroaching further sometimes.

 

[Beartruck]

I'm in a loving committed relationship. I'm not going to throw away what I've built with that person.

My coworker and I have a ton in common. Like, to the point if something goes on, all we have to do is look at each other and we know what the other is thinking.

.....shit. That didn't sound good at all.

There's a solution here. I believe it's called....Ménage à trois?

 

[Stormhammer]

maybe she takes the pictures so when she goes to sleep she can open her photos on her phone and open the picture of you sleeping so its like you r sleeping beside her

 

[FTF]

Like at your desk or in your car?

 

[LookAtMeGo]

maybe she takes the pictures so when she goes to sleep she can open her photos on her phone and open the picture of you sleeping so its like you r sleeping beside her

Im pretty sure this is whats happening.

 

[The Last One]

What if she's a witch and the pictures of you asleep is a requierement for a spell?

 

[Ragnorok64]

...I'm conflicted because I like this person. Almost have a little crush on her too.

Not the biggest fan of people doing things while I'm unconscious though. Am I overreacting?

What's the weirdest thing you deal with from coworkers?

How do I know this is a thing? She walks up to me after I wake and shows me.

I'm in a loving committed relationship. I'm not going to throw away what I've built with that person.

My coworker and I have a ton in common. Like, to the point if something goes on, all we have to do is look at each other and we know what the other is thinking.

And... this is why I typically avoid vapid threads like this. Screw you OP. You know full well you should quash this whole little thing but you clearly enjoy the attention.

 

[davepoobond]

are we sure she isnt constructing a real doll version of you for late night festivities

 

[KINGofCRA5H]

He's also got a daughter from this "Committed relationship".

welp.

 

[WaterAstro]

She needs your picture to fap to. It's the only explanation.

 

[Skux]

Yeah, your picture is now on her ceiling.

 

[Raylan Targaryen]

If you annoy her she’ll probably report you for sleeping on the job and had pictures as proof

Management is dumb and probably wouldn’t even consider its on your lunch break.

 

[jerd]

I'm in a loving committed relationship. I'm not going to throw away what I've built with that person.

My coworker and I have a ton in common. Like, to the point if something goes on, all we have to do is look at each other and we know what the other is thinking.

.....shit. That didn't sound good at all.

Something tells me this thread isn't just about the pictures but I can't quite put my finger on it

 

[IchigoSharingan]

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

 

[Raiden]

He's also got a daughter from this "Committed relationship".

Eh this stuff happens. OP is not the first that has a crush on someone while having a "happy" familly.

Just dont act on it.


About the pic thing i dont see the issue, she shows you it when you wake up. I mean it would be creepy if you caught her and she ignores what happened without showing you anything.

But i guess you really wanted to talk about your crush on her and what to do with it.

 

[sarcastor]

if you're napping at your desk, break room or car - it's open game.

if you're napping in a private office - kinda weird

if you go home and nap and she follows you, she's a stalker.

my friend use to take naps at his desk and then they showed video of him snoring at a company meeting and he no longer naps at work.

 

[Gnome Scat]

I think she's just teasing you. If it really bothers you that much, then ask her not to.

 

[andythinkpad]

Tell her she is creeping you out and she has to make it up by going out with you.

 

[always crazy bacon]

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

Doesn't sound like you condemn them either...

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

Show her pictures of this thread and gauge her reaction.

Alternatively, you don't go any further...coworker romances usually don't end well. Don't dip yo pen in that company ink man

 

[IchigoSharingan]

Something tells me this thread isn't just about the pictures but I can't quite put my finger on it

You're right. This thread is more about me detailing experiences at work that I don't know what to do and have just bottled it up.

 

[always crazy bacon]

But i guess you really wanted to talk about your crush on her and what to do with it.

 

[perfectchaos007]

If you annoy her she’ll probably report you for sleeping on the job and had pictures as proof

Management is dumb and probably wouldn’t even consider its on your lunch break.

OP: No I won't sleep with you, I have a girlfriend and we have a daughter
Coworker: Okay fine, I'll just show management you're sleeping on the job. I have proof!
OP: It's on my lunch break, I have every right to do as I please during my break.
Coworker: I'll tell management you're doing this while on the clock
OP: You would be lying though
Coworker: Who do you think management is going to believe, you or me?
OP:....damnit


Great script for EP 1

 

[Heavy_D206]

My coworker and I have a ton in common. Like, to the point if something goes on, all we have to do is look at each other and we know what the other is thinking.

I have that exact thing going on with one of my female co-workers. It started out innocent enough, playful flirting here and there, but then we started going to dance clubs every weekend and basically started fucking on the dance floor. We were both in committed relationships when this all started so tread lightly my friend.

In my case I'm 32 and the girl is 24 so maybe that changes things.

 

[IchigoSharingan]

Doesn't sound like you condemn them either...

You're right. Everyone's been there for years. I'm the newest one and don't want to rock the boat. But I don't think I can keep going on like this.

 

[AlexBasch]

Yeah, a coworker uses a portion of his lunchtime to nap inside his car.

I don't think that's really uncommon, tbh. You might as well sit on the toilet and doze off and nobody would know, I guess.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

She walks up to me after I wake and shows me.

She keeps complimenting me in front of other coworkers though so I doubt it.

My coworker and I have a ton in common. Like, to the point if something goes on, all we have to do is look at each other and we know what the other is thinking.

I don't know what to think about this.

 

[Earthbound64]

for some private collection she keeps pinned in her closet above her bubblegum alter of you?

BrainyBreathing.wav

"GAF, this woman I like keeps embracing me and kissing me. I don't know how to take that. Maybe it's just a joke?"

 

[Walter White Walker]

She likes to watch you sleep, so ask her if she'd like to watch you sleep in your bed at home. Then make finger guns and wink.

Can confirm this works. It's how I hooked up with my last 5 wives.

 

[SatoAilDarko]

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

I'm so confused how this could happen in an office. Especially the nipple squeezing.

 

[Gin-Shiio]

Look, OP, you can't be in a committed relationship while allowing yourself to cheat on your girlfriend emotionally with another woman. I have heard stories from people developing a crush on someone while in a relationship with another, so that happens. What matters, though, is that in response, they got a hold of themselves and began working on rekindling the romance in their relationship instead of fantasizing about starting another. You have a kid with this woman, OP, so if you haven't tried what you can to rekindle the romance in your relationship, get a grip already and try.

 

[Plywood]

This is the story of how I met your mother.

 

[Lord Fagan]

Shes flirting you're over reacting...

Ask her out

Where the rubber meets the road.

 

[Waikis]

This is the story of how I met your mother.

Hey daddy, it's me! The son that was never born cause you were too chicken shit.

 

[chrisPjelly]

I don't like where this thread is heading

 

[IchigoSharingan]

Look, OP, you can't be in a committed relationship while allowing yourself to cheat on your girlfriend emotionally with another woman. I have heard stories from people developing a crush on someone while in a relationship with another, so that happens. What matters, though, is that in response they got a hold of themselves and began working on rekindling the romance in their relationship instead of fantasizing about starting another. You have a kid with this woman, OP, so if you haven't tried what you can to rekindle the romance in your relationship, get a grip and try.

Working on that through vacations. I'm an idiot though.

I booked the same type of room that damn Vegas shooter used in Mandalay Bay a week before it happened. Now it's just going to be awkward.

 

[Jimmyfenix]

I'm in a loving committed relationship. I'm not going to throw away what I've built with that person.

My coworker and I have a ton in common. Like, to the point if something goes on, all we have to do is look at each other and we know what the other is thinking.

.....shit. That didn't sound good at all.

Aww jeez