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[Rolling_Start]

So date night with my wife is coming up!

I need some romantic songs to play while my wife is upstairs, fucking her boyfriend,

So far, this is my favourite song to play:



Also, anything by Billie Eilish.

If you want to understand where I'm coming from I would implore you to read this article.

(No seriously, read it while listening to the above song. It's a very short article).

My life in sex: ‘My partner’s lover visits our place once or twice a week’

The monogamous man in a three-way relationship

www.theguardian.com

I want us all to understand that cucks are life's true romantics and considerate gentlemen.

 

[oagboghi2]

“She would not want me to have the same, and so I remain happily monogamous.”

Let me guess, he is a feminist?

 

[Rolling_Start]

Let me guess, he is a feminist?

Turbo. Third wave.

If you're going to be something, at least be all out and be the most intense version of a human that you can be ....

 

[triplestation]

have an intense upper body workout

check out some hotties on your way back from the gym

eat yourself a 16 oz steak dinner

find your wife

play this:



just leave the nuts hanging out

 

[God Enel]

Guys these days are the biggest bitches. WTH

 

[IntentionalPun]

Great thread I could use the same advise.

Your wife is kind of tired of my date ideas.

Bookmarked.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Trust me on this song....stop at bath and body works first.

 

[triplestation]

some guys are just the way that they are

pegging is a real thing

enjoying pegging is a real thing

and so is this

do you guys think it could be something in food or drink?

it's sad to see

but if some hot ass bitch wanted the D and her husband is cool with it i would excavate that ass like a deep sea oil drill

 

[Rolling_Start]

I'm tired of watching her cough up some other dude's come while we're kissing.

Mood killer.

It's as difficult as watching someone pretend to enjoy PS4 exclusives.

That shit takes a toll on your soul.

Edit: he's brining his PS4 round next time.

 

[GV82]

Fucked with a Knife or I cum Blood by Cannibal Corpse.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Cuck thread?

 

[MastAndo]

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

 

[brap]

Anything by Vampire Weekend, Arcade Fire, Clairo, Radiohead, Idles, and any K-poop song.

 

[Barsinister]

EDIT: I thought you were serious. I completely misread your OP.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

EDIT: I thought you were serious. I completely misread your OP.

Nah it is still a HAHA cuck thread

 

[Barnabot]

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Top tier is here for you.

 

[triplestation]

 

[LegendOfKage]

 

[kiiltz]

 

[Breakage]

 

[Rolling_Start]

Joke thread, but some solid recommends.

Maybe I'm turning...

Cuck thread?

 

[darkangel-212559]

Dark Side of The Moon.

Best album to fuck to ever.

You can thank me later.

 

[Sterling88]

Just use the music player on Smash Bros since I assume he'd be sitting on the couch with his Switch while they're doing the deed.

 

[Stimpak]

some guys are just the way that they are

pegging is a real thing

enjoying pegging is a real thing

and so is this

do you guys think it could be something in food or drink?

it's sad to see

but if some hot ass bitch wanted the D and her husband is cool with it i would excavate that ass like a deep sea oil drill

Hopefully you’d stop once you struck oil.

 

[lock2k]

 

[lock2k]

Joke thread, but some solid recommends.

Maybe I'm turning...

Cucktales? lmao

 

[Nester99]

Not a fan of that song. Blocks the sound of you crying in the next room.

 

[Rolling_Start]

Cucktales? lmao

 

[Slings and Arrows]

play this:



just leave the nuts hanging out

Came here to post this, glad I was beaten to it.

 

[ClanOfNone]

Nothing sets the mood like Sepultura's Dead Embryonic Cells.

 

[Mr Hyde]

What the fuck did I just read?

 

[ROMhack]

 

[Mista]

Wait what? You serious about the boyfriend part? Anyways, not my business. Take this

 

[EverydayBeast]

I believe this is just a music recommendation thread and will ignore everything the OP posted, I find the band "Layup" to be good, I relish every song!

 

[Gargus]

I guess I'm the only one that goes to soul sounds of the 70s for this type of thing.


But in staying with the theme of the previous posts here is your song for love making.




And for when she takes off her bra.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[triplestation]

Hopefully you’d stop once you struck oil.

nope

i would not

 

[haxan7]

Be sure to play her the video too

 

[Tesseract]

if you fuck to gorgoroth, you are officially transcended

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Really? No one?

 

[haxan7]

Really? No one?

May I suggest this version instead. This has been my go to fap song for years when I really want to connect with myself on a higher emotional level

 

[#Phonepunk#]

 

[interactivemonodrama]

 

[andreymagnus]

Prophet SunBoy - "The island in the ocean" is the best choice for a date

 

[Hudo]