NeoGAF 2019 Superlatives -- yes, MHK wins biggest troll

kingbean · Nov 5, 2019

I shall revel in my unknown status.

Turkey Master Baster · Nov 5, 2019

Best and Worst Shitposter is pretty funny for MHK.

Although Xaero was robbed for the former, although glad to see

Oscar Wilde: We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

I wouldn't worry about it. I don't.

But who is the biggest SEGA fan out of myself, Kazza, EightBit Man or Bullet Club?

Kazza · Nov 5, 2019

On behalf of all the runners-up:

But seriously, we all know that the most important and coveted is the "Most Likely to be Banned" category. It's like the "Best Picture" of the GAF awards. It takes a special kind of skill to constantly skirt the line of getting banned, without actually getting banned. Congrats to all:

-Arcadia- · Nov 5, 2019

I never expected to be a part of this, being new to the forum (I think I had one month in when this was posted), but thank you so much. (Bows)

Am I getting too excited over runner-up? Maybe.

That said, I'm not really trying to win anything. I just try to be myself, and post things that make me laugh, have fun, seem interesting to me, or reflect my more passionate feelings, etc., and it makes me so happy to know that whether it's reactions or acknowlegement here, that you enjoyed and related to those things.

Of course, the real winner is the entire forum. Sometimes people slip through the cracks of awards -- it just happens. That doesn't mean their contributions are any less valuable. Everyone that makes this place a joy to visit is awesome, and appreciated.

Much love to you all.

Xaero Gravity · Nov 5, 2019

This is pretty much me right now. Minus the anti-Semitic remarks.

Afro Republican · Nov 5, 2019

Clown World has infected the Neogaf awards, get the Bluray vaccines ready.

Ban Puncher · Nov 5, 2019

Shifty · Nov 5, 2019

Runner up for cool and techie? I'll take it

And hearty conglaturations to

MiyazakiHatesKojima and

brap for being our favourite delinquents.

Turkey Master Baster said:

It was inevitable

Shifty said:

See? I totally called it that I'd at least qualify for the 'cool' category this is a huge lie

Faust · Nov 5, 2019

Runner up for weebiest? I will try harder to ensure my success in the next vote.

mckmas8808 · Nov 5, 2019

I must be doing something right.

MiyazakiHatesKojima · Nov 5, 2019

mckmas8808 said:

Where you at these days? Don't see you posting as often

MiyazakiHatesKojima · Nov 5, 2019

Shifty said:

I'll be honest: you should've taken the award instead of

CurryPanda . He's gonna get a spanking tonight from the ** Krew tonight for being a naughty pseudo-techie

TrainedRage · Nov 5, 2019

Since you all got me figured out, I will be posting a relavent picture soon. It should put all the speculation to rest.

심포니 · Nov 5, 2019

Being a runner-up is golden btw -- there were a lot of people in the running for a lot of the superlatives. Consider yourself a winner.

Xaero Gravity · Nov 5, 2019

심포니 said:

If you're not first, you're last

RokkanStoned · Nov 5, 2019

Didn't notice this one until now, with how busy I've been the last few months. How come no "Best drunkposter"? I bet

Melon would have a real shot at that, considering her drunk threads.

brap · Nov 5, 2019

I love how I didn't even get runner up as weebiest member. Told you guys I'm not a weeb.

Weilthain · Nov 5, 2019

brap said:

I don’t see you as a weeb.

when I think of you I think of this

I can’t explain

plushyp · Nov 5, 2019

Congratulations to all winners!

Scopa · Nov 5, 2019

Kadayi · Nov 5, 2019

Lack of Biggest Retard and Soyest of the boys categories is a shame because apparently I'd be a shoo-in for those so I'm told.

Still, I guess I'll take biggest PC Stan (more laziness on my part versus any platform advocacy aspect tbh) and joint 3rd coolest member

ROMhack · Nov 5, 2019

Congrats to all the ~~winners~~ wieners

haxan7 · Nov 5, 2019

Kazza said:

On behalf of all the runners-up:

But seriously, we all know that the most important and coveted is the "Most Likely to be Banned" category. It's like the "Best Picture" of the GAF awards. It takes a special kind of skill to constantly skirt the line of getting banned, without actually getting banned. Congrats to all:

#BanBrap

highrider · Nov 5, 2019

I can only say I’m deeply disappointed in all of you for once again failing to recognize the greatness that is me.

Scopa · Nov 5, 2019

Should have had a Biggest Stoner category for the Weed thread.

haxan7 · Nov 5, 2019

Scopa said:

Biggest alcoholic would’ve been nice too

Helios · Nov 5, 2019

심포니 said:

Didn't think you'd count it.

MiyazakiHatesKojima · Nov 6, 2019

Since @ 심포니 promised two months of GAF Gold, I'll kindly ask him to gift them to me by gifting this post and the following post as well.

MiyazakiHatesKojima · Nov 6, 2019

Give me my second month of gold here.

Arigatou, @ 심포니

highrider · Nov 6, 2019

Scopa said:

I feel like I could be in that discussion. Eh, who am I kidding,

TrainedRage is clearly that dude, but I could be his somewhat less impressive sidekick

TrainedRage · Nov 6, 2019

highrider said:

Highrid'er die!
No but seriously I work for the FBI.

Scopa · Nov 6, 2019

TrainedRage said:

I read 4chan once. Can you invite me to your office?

haxan7 said:

Not even a contest. I make my own wine.

MrTickles · Nov 6, 2019

Tesseract · Nov 6, 2019

TrainedRage · Nov 6, 2019

MrTickles said:

Reported to the FBI

Helios · Nov 6, 2019

Tesseract said:

Shut up and accept it, Jon.

Ailynn · Nov 6, 2019

심포니 said:

I must have missed this entire voting, but I must say...
I am absolutely humbled.

Thank you all so very much for your kindness, and for showing me so much love and support here. Although I haven't been as active here as I have been in the past...this forum has helped me through many tough days over the past couple of years.

Each of you is amazing, and I'm thankful for everyone I've ever met here (and also some who are no longer here with us.) You all deserve recognition for being exactly who you are. Much love to each of you and your loved ones, and I pray for happiness for each of you in your lives!

(Also, congratulations to runners-up

CurryPanda &

Danjin44 - You are both awesome!!)

CurryPanda · Nov 6, 2019

Ailynn said:

I must have missed this entire voting, but I must say...
I am absolutely humbled.

Thank you all so very much for your kindness, and for showing me so much love and support here. Although I haven't been as active here as I have been in the past...this forum has helped me through many tough days over the past couple of years.

Each of you is amazing, and I'm thankful for everyone I've ever met here (and also some who are no longer here with us.) You all deserve recognition for being exactly who you are. Much love to each of you and your loved ones, and I pray for happiness for each of you in your lives!

(Also, congratulations to runners-up

CurryPanda &

Danjin44 - You are both awesome!!)

Weilthain · Nov 6, 2019

Xaero Gravity said:

I feel so bad for you I had to make you a theme song.

you deserved to win, take your prize. Only the most special people get a theme song.

and where was the prize for best accordion covers? I’m probably the third or forth best accordion player on the site!

Raph64 · Nov 6, 2019

I'm surprised not a single person here bothered acknowledging my existence

mckmas8808 · Nov 6, 2019

MiyazakiHatesKojima said:

Wife had a baby, so I had to take a few weeks off. But I'm back now!

RokkanStoned · Nov 6, 2019

mckmas8808 said:

Congratulations, man! Good to see you back. If you haven't seen it already, look at some of the hilarious overreactions (luckily not all) in the Kojima "Death Stranding inspired by Trump and Brexit" thread. Some can't take dissent or idealistic approaches or philosophy without feeling stepped on. It's something that can be seen in both the right and the left in America (and the world probably), whether some right-wing reaction to that or some left-wing reactions to The Last Night. Like why should a game somehow reject its own premise? It should instead allow for insightful discussion or consideration for how the game fails its own premise or for what could've been done better to serve its message or perhaps for complicating it.

mckmas8808 · Nov 6, 2019

RokkanStoned said:

As soon as I saw that thread title, I knew I couldn't go in there. I knew it'll be a hornet's nest. The way you describe the dialog in that thread is too predictable. But I was happy that Kojima decided to speak on his inspiration for the game. People act like MGS games haven't been inspired by previous government actions for Kojima in the past.

MiyazakiHatesKojima · Nov 6, 2019

mckmas8808 said:

Congratulations!

Shifty · Nov 6, 2019

Weilthain said:

This qualifies you for the missing "Humblest Member" category now as well.

Melon · Nov 6, 2019

I didn't win anything. Good. Goooooooooooooooooooood.

And also congratulations to everyone that won!

MiyazakiHatesKojima · Nov 6, 2019

Melon said:

I couldn't find "The Most Beautiful Queen of GAF" when voting, m'lady.

*tips fedora in the general direction*

Melon · Nov 6, 2019

MiyazakiHatesKojima said:

SLoWMoTIoN · Nov 6, 2019

Weebiest is a word? Wait I got it over

Sakura ?

MrTickles said:

Out of all those people who hasn't been banned yet

MiyazakiHatesKojima · Nov 6, 2019

SLoWMoTIoN said:

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