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[DeepEnigma]

mmmmmmmm this water feels so good guys!!!

Who's this chick?

 

[Tesseract]

it's ma'am

 

[CyberPanda]

Who's this chick?

I bet his balls smell like menthol.

 

[Tesseract]

I bet his balls smell like menthol.

 

[bronk]

DeepEnigma we got this bro

I keep picturing the best spears ever. I know it's a probably a splinter with a poker at the end though.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Wow, I just found out that my partner in crime DunDunDunpachi stole my pair of socks before running away from me!

 

[slugbahr]

Wow, I just found out that my partner in crime DunDunDunpachi stole my pair of socks before running away from me!

Can you blame him?
They are the best socks.
The best!

 

[Helios]

Wow, I just found out that my partner in crime DunDunDunpachi stole my pair of socks before running away from me!

Were they kojima branded socks? If so, like @slugbahr said, can you really blame him?

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Wow, I just found out that my partner in crime DunDunDunpachi stole my pair of socks before running away from me!

I'll return them when I stuff them into your craw before going for the silent kill.

 

[Barnabot]

Hey you runaways.
Where's everyone?

I'm waiting for you.

 

[Melon]

Sorry, everyone! Work has been kicking my ass. I will have a new update within the hour! Thank you guys for your patience. <3

 

[Mista]

Hey you runaways.
Where's everyone?

I'm waiting for you.

Preparing a plan to kill you then fuck your corpse

 

[Barnabot]

Preparing a plan to kill you then fuck your corpse

Get in the line then. You're not the first one to try. Neither will be the first one to yada yada.

 

[Mista]

Get in the line then. You're not the first one to try. Neither will be the first one to yada yada.

 

[Melon]

Day One

Ohoho looks like we have our first death!

(Sorry for the shitty crop in the first screenshot, it cut off the part that says Mista scares off brap )

Papa DunDunDunpachi Kadayi BlackOlivesMatter Unknown Quantity pennythoughts Mista brap

@ZombieFred Weilthain Musky_Cheese Ornlu bronk jshackles Tesseract Shifty

DeepEnigma Thurible CyberPanda MiyazakiHatesKojima Helios Pallas Barnabot

LegendOfKage

Rest in Peace, pennythoughts


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[ZombieFred]

Always show empathy and remorse, even to those trying to kill you. Isn't that right, Zach.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Rip pennythoughts

 

[Papa]

 

[Mista]

What am I doing to brap exactly?

 

[brap]

Mista scared me because he tried to tear my towel off.

 

[Papa]

What am I doing to brap exactly?

Pegging

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Helios , you son of a bitch! Stop scaring me with your Kapkan booby traps!!!

 

[Papa]

Helios , you son of a bitch! Stop scaring me with your Kapkan booby traps!!!

What’s the matter? Don’t like boobies? Or just don’t like them on traps?

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

What’s the matter? Don’t like boobies? Or just don’t like them on traps?

You though this was funny when you said in your head, didn't you?

 

[Barnabot]

You though this was funny when you said in your head, didn't you?

 

[Thurible]

I got some firewood, just part of my plan to burn the competition into sweet smelling cinders!

Like St. Lawrence before me, ya'll about to be grilled! (Kind of a dark joke I know. It's actually quite sad, but he did make some jokes during his last breaths)

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

I MADE A SPEAR!

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

RIP in peace pennythoughts

Ya can't catch me Papa

 

[jshackles]

Tesseract

 

[Papa]

You though this was funny when you said in your head, didn't you?

Out loud too

 

[pennythoughts]

BlackOlivesMatter u gotta avenge me dude

 

[Mista]

BlackOlivesMatter u gotta avenge me dude

Shut up you're dead

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

BlackOlivesMatter u gotta avenge me dude

I made a spear, I shall avenge you and put the perpetrator in a hole I dug out.

 

[bronk]

Biding my time with DeepEnigma .....hold it together bro! We got this!

 

[Mista]

LegendOfKage You ready homie? Next time we’re going to slaughter. I just scraped off brappy. Soft

 

[Tesseract]

Tesseract

 

[Barnabot]

Spit blood, Tessy.

 

[Tesseract]

Spit blood, Tessy.

i aimed at the king, and boy did i miss

jshackles hits like a goddamn truck

Kadayi please help me

 

[Barnabot]

Speaking of partners where's the other fella from District no. 9?

*looks away*
"Not you".

" Shifty , his name is Shifty. "

 

[Pallas]

You won’t escape next time. Barnabot

 

[Shifty]

Armament ahoy, time to emerge from hiding and wreak some havoc.

 

[CyberPanda]

I made a shack. Nice.

 

[Tesseract]

I made a shack. Nice.

this is what i think about your shack

 

[CyberPanda]

this is what i think about your shack

 

[Pallas]

I made a shack. Nice.

I’ll be over soon, with my rope and lighter and maybe Barnabot head as a trophy.

 

[Weilthain]

@ZombieFred couldn’t help but care for the dog with the thorn stuck in its paw.

From that moment on, they were friends forever.

This is going to be very awkward later on.

 

[LegendOfKage]

LegendOfKage You ready homie? Next time we’re going to slaughter. I just scraped off brappy. Soft

BlackOlivesMatter is all "I made a spear!" And your response is "Fuck yo spear! I'll stab your partner with a tree branch!"

That's pretty funny. But you know what they say. You can't spell slaughter without...

Spoiler

letters.

 

[Unknown Quantity]

pennythoughts just hugged a tree wrong... Don't know about this stabbing business...

1 down...

 

[Ornlu]

RIP pennythots. Damn Capital making us fight for their sick games.

Regardless...swiggity swiggity swooty; I'm huntin for ya booty!

Helios Get em'!

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

pennythoughts just hugged a tree wrong... Don't know about this stabbing business...

1 down...

Tonight.....you.