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New GameStop ad is hilarious....

wenis

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SpeedingUptoStop said:
Kids have physical copies of porn these days?

I did... and I just bought my brother a stack of playboys and hustlers for his birthday hahaha.
 

DrForester

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Can you fix your link, it just goes to some lame commercial. I want to see the funny one.
 

cmonmanreally

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SpeedingUptoStop said:
Kids have physical copies of porn these days?

"It’s so much easier for kids to jerk off than it used to be. When I was young, you had to find the Sears catalog, flip to the lingerie section… Now, with the Internet, I just turn on my computer, get online and go right to sears.com."
 

Wario64

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So it's playing off the notion that video gamers are still typical, young males who are perverts and love porn
 

ZeoVGM

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:lol :lol :lol

Wario64 said:
So it's playing off the notion that video gamers are still typical, young males who are perverts and love porn

Well since most gamers are males and most males love porn, it's true.
 

Game-Biz

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Wario64 said:
So it's playing off the notion that video gamers are still typical, young males who are perverts and love porn
I'd say that's pretty accurate, actually.:lol
 

Zyzyxxz

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cmonmanreally said:
"It’s so much easier for kids to jerk off than it used to be. When I was young, you had to find the Sears catalog, flip to the lingerie section… Now, with the Internet, I just turn on my computer, get online and go right to sears.com."

if we were allowed to have signatures THIS WOULD BE MINE! :lol :lol :lol :lol
 

Core407

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cmonmanreally said:
"It’s so much easier for kids to jerk off than it used to be. When I was young, you had to find the Sears catalog, flip to the lingerie section… Now, with the Internet, I just turn on my computer, get online and go right to sears.com."
:lol
 

pelicansurf

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Hahaha oh god that was hilarious. It kinda leaves me wishing for an unlimited fountain of porn mags under my bed though.
 

BlueTsunami

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cmonmanreally said:
"It’s so much easier for kids to jerk off than it used to be. When I was young, you had to find the Sears catalog, flip to the lingerie section… Now, with the Internet, I just turn on my computer, get online and go right to sears.com."

Fucking gold :lol

And I used to hide a single porn mag that I owned when I was like 12 years old (this was before the Internet was in everyones home), under my mattress. Yeah, perfect hiding place... ugh. I also remember walking into some local woods when I was a little younger with my cousin and there had been pieces of a wet porn mag everywhere... it was like an explosion of tits and ass, best find ever.
 

donkey show

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BlueTsunami said:
Fucking gold :lol

And I used to hide a single porn mag that I owned when I was like 12 years old (this was before the Internet was in everyones home), under my mattress. Yeah, perfect hiding place... ugh. I also remember walking into some local woods when I was a little younger with my cousin and there had been pieces of a wet porn mag everywhere... it was like an explosion of tits and ass, best find ever.
:lol

I'm sure there was a subsequent explosion on your find.
 

djtiesto

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BlueTsunami said:
Fucking gold :lol

And I used to hide a single porn mag that I owned when I was like 12 years old (this was before the Internet was in everyones home), under my mattress. Yeah, perfect hiding place... ugh. I also remember walking into some local woods when I was a little younger with my cousin and there had been pieces of a wet porn mag everywhere... it was like an explosion of tits and ass, best find ever.

I remember walking into the local woods when younger and finding a wet porn mag, as well... but it was a BBW mag! :p
 

btkadams

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djtiesto said:
I remember walking into the local woods when younger and finding a wet porn mag, as well... but it was a BBW mag! :p
what's BBW?

EDIT: Big Beautiful Women.. disappointing.
 

ggnoobIGN

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BlueTsunami said:
Fucking gold :lol

And I used to hide a single porn mag that I owned when I was like 12 years old (this was before the Internet was in everyones home), under my mattress. Yeah, perfect hiding place... ugh. I also remember walking into some local woods when I was a little younger with my cousin and there had been pieces of a wet porn mag everywhere... it was like an explosion of tits and ass, best find ever.
There must be a lot of wet forest porno mags out there, because i did the same thing.
 

jvm

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Rorschach said:
I saw the title and I figured they were strategy guides. :p
Glad I'm not the only one. I was confident the mom was thinking "oh, so that's how you beat the boss!"

Well...poor word choice. Sorry.
 

Lonestar

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ggnoobIGN said:
There must be a lot of wet forest porno mags out there, because i did the same thing.


Damn....so did I.

I guess that was standard procedure back then. When the stash is found, and they want you to throw it away, you act like you are, then find a temporary place to stash it. Say...out in the woods! Then, they either forgot about it. Or were killed by Puritans. Leaving the treasure for future generations to find.
 

snacknuts

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ggnoobIGN said:
There must be a lot of wet forest porno mags out there, because i did the same thing.

I didn't find any in the woods, but when I was a kid we lived on a pretty big piece of property (~3 acres). The land wasn't very wide, but it went back a long way. Our next door neighbor had a really old pickup truck that he kept at the back of his property, and one day a friend and I hopped his fence to check out the truck. It was unlocked and filled with a hilarious collection of 1960's Playboy magazines and a shitload of 8-tracks. As a 9 yr old, I found both of them to be fascinating. It was not my last visit to the truck.
 

BlueTsunami

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djtiesto said:
I remember walking into the local woods when younger and finding a wet porn mag, as well... but it was a BBW mag! :p

ggnoobIGN said:
There must be a lot of wet forest porno mags out there, because i did the same thing.

The fact that this seems common is freaking disturbing :lol
 

riskVSreward

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BlueTsunami said:
The fact that this seems common is freaking disturbing :lol

It happened to me too, I was at a day camp and this 10 year old kid found a secret stash in the woods. There must've been 20+ playboys. That was probably the first day I looked for porn on the ol' AOL... to be young again.
 

Error1355

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Wow, how would that kid's parents not notice the hundred dollar a month porn budget that their kid has?

This is an example of poor parenting. Tisk Tisk.
 

tedtropy

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Funny, even if the premise is abit outdated considering the advent of freely available Internet porn.

The only time I had physical magazines was when I was still at my folks and couldn't afford a laptop for mobile porn-viewing fun. One day I slipped up, finished up my business...and just left the damn magazine on the bathroom counter. And it was like that nasty behind-black-construction-paper-at-your-local-seedy-convenience-store kind. My dad walked into my room, just kinda said "umm...", plopped it on my dresser and walked off. Was a real father/son bonding moment. :lol
 

ZealousD

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The "Holy SH**" bunny has been dethroned!