Urata left the company in August after ten years
A real videogame design genius is not something that rises from talent, passion, and lifelong hard work.
Hundreds of pages of Jim Ryan and Playstation Studios Japan Neogaf reality check threads make it abundantly clear: True gaming creativity is something you ingest - as an ingredient of real Japanese milk straight out of your native Japanese mother's Japanese tit.
The idea that the Playstation brand is doing better than ever under western governance is an illusion. Need evidence? There hasn't been a Gravity Rush game since 2017 despite selling a whopping 200k units.
Need more evidence? Ask Bryank75
There is no question what the Playstation really needs to prosper is some good old-fashioned corporate ethnic cleansing. To be more specific:
1. Sony needs to fire Jim Ryan and Hermen Hulst. Immediately hire a Japan-born and raised CEO and Japanese head of Playstation Studios.
2. Move Playstation HQ back to Tokyo.
3. Promote all Playstation Studios Japanese studio staff to game directors and department leads. Establish Japanese as the official language used at all meetings for full transfer of decision-making authority.
4. Re-brand all Playstation Studios to Playstation JAPAN Studios. For example - Sucker kizami-zuki JAPAN Studio - USA.
5. Fire Cuckmann. Appoint Japanese studio head of Naughty Neko JAPAN.
7. ありがとうございます. Profit.
Two questions remain:
- Is hiring Kiichiro Urata the beginning of the revolution we've all been waiting for?
- Is this joke funny?
Probably both to some, while to others neither.