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NHL 2011-2012 Offseason thread of Cash Rules Everything Around Me
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You have my sword...or GIFs.
CrazedArabMan
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Why would you put yourself through that torture?
Mike Works
Member
Considering all of the RFA years these contracts are eating into, the Oilers are essentially paying Eberle and Hall $8.2 million per year for the 2 years of UFA they're getting. Not a great deal in my opinion.
dem
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Disgusting. These owners want 5 year contracts and then Edmonton gives out these long-term deals at the deadline. Typical Edmonton.
SpectreFire
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BREAKING NEWS
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/bettmans-gaffe-implies-fans-are-mere-doormats/article4496245/
GLENN HEALY AND MIKE MILBURY MIGHT BOTH LEAVE HNIC THIS YEAR.
HOLY SHIT.
I CAN WATCH HOCKEY ON CBC NOW WITHOUT HAVING AN ANEURYSM!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/bettmans-gaffe-implies-fans-are-mere-doormats/article4496245/
GLENN HEALY AND MIKE MILBURY MIGHT BOTH LEAVE HNIC THIS YEAR.
HOLY SHIT.
I CAN WATCH HOCKEY ON CBC NOW WITHOUT HAVING AN ANEURYSM!
Shit. That was going to be the only good thing about the lockout.
This is how I imagine you after 4 beers.
Hah, alright that makes more sense.
brucewaynegretzky
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Who are you and how did you manage to get me to dislike you so much so quickly?
I thought only Osorio could do that..... j/k he doesn't exist. Mythical Devils fans.
brucewaynegretzky
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You probably heard it as an echo in the Rock.... because there's no one there.... because you have no fans.
Sup Marv?
CrazedArabMan
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The city of brotherly love with a little too much love.
brucewaynegretzky
Member
Nah at this point it's more just to annoy Marvie than harass osorio. I've had my fun.
I heard when a Bruin fan mates, she rips her lover's head off after and begins to skull fuck it.
True story, only in Boston.
Kind of graphic.
I am sorry you have to live with it.
Sure, but that's not the point.
I didn't even realize that you guys had Milbury. Must never say no to a job offered.
All through last season, we've all been bitching about Milbury on HNIC.
No one, not even the HNIC analysts, takes him seriously. Anytime he would talk, they all just smile as if a kid was about to say something.
SpectreFire
Member
When he gets dysentery from shitting so much in his man diapers and never changes them.
I wasn't aware. Barely know what HNIC means alone, so I just figured it was from the regional coverage.
He is on NESN and Versus about every night. Maybe he has a twin who is equally as dense.
I remember HNIC with PJ stock on the panel. One of the most painful hockey experiences. I still remember when he asked on live TV to be only filmed from one side because it made him look better. yes. on live tv. That was awful. The woman next to him was about as confused as I was by what was happening.
What! :lol
PJ Stock tries to joke around, but in the setting he's in, it doesn't work. He did better when he did the quick highlights.
Trust me, it was bad. The game was over and they went to the panel with him and another woman, and as the camera slides by he makes a remark how good he looked in the beginning of the shot with the camera on his side. So he asks the camera man to go back and film him from the side. You'd think the joke is over then and so did the woman on his side, but he keeps insisting the camera go back to where it was because he looks better that way or sth. It.hurt.
Wendel Clark
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When he played well he was praised and when he did whatever this is he was crushed. The other goals were brutal too IIRR, but I don't want to check.
WARNING - SOCCER RELATED
So after struggling with the same injury* for 18 months, dropping down a division last season to play a single month before having to quit for another 7 months, and spending the last few months training and slowly regaining strength (I wish I had NHL doctors), beginning next week I play for a team that almost won Canada's national amateur soccer cup two years ago.
This isn't to brag so much as it demonstrates how far this team has fallen that they're now left enlisting my services. Gonna be pretty cool for me, though. Will make the lockout a lot easier to suffer.
*MRI showed that the grass stain had not broken the skin, Marvie
So after struggling with the same injury* for 18 months, dropping down a division last season to play a single month before having to quit for another 7 months, and spending the last few months training and slowly regaining strength (I wish I had NHL doctors), beginning next week I play for a team that almost won Canada's national amateur soccer cup two years ago.
This isn't to brag so much as it demonstrates how far this team has fallen that they're now left enlisting my services. Gonna be pretty cool for me, though. Will make the lockout a lot easier to suffer.
*MRI showed that the grass stain had not broken the skin, Marvie
I didn't forget about Alexander Seaman, or Jordan Stale. I am pretty exited about those singings.
AngmarsKing701
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Yes, players make counter-proposal today. Daly said that if it's worth talking about, they'll work through the weekend.
Obviously if they're not working on it this weekend, then the owners consider it shit.
CrazedArabMan
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Who is this Jordan Stale? Skinner 2.0?
Crazymoogle
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Do they have anyone left that's not injured?
Zaraki_Kenpachi
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Not really.... And Bautista is out for the season now which just helps solidify their sucking.
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