Everything in this article screams disingenuous. I read the whole thing to try and give it a chance, but I cannot see this as anything other attempting to play devil's advocate to garner hits.
The article begins like a man with multiple personalities. It praises the 3DS, showers it with admiration and says that not a soul has critisized it. I then cringed when I learned that would be the entire fucking basis for the article. Seriously? Is this 10th grade Writing Workshop? Did you really base your argument on the fact that because no one dislikes it, it will fail?
It then launches into a new paragraph claiming, "oh no, that isn't the only reason I think it'll fail...after all, it looks like a last-gen product!". The disconnect between that paragraph and the one about the PSP is jarring and feels like two different arguments trying to marry each other. I mean he makes one comment about the PSP's graphics being the only thing "next-gen" about the system, when is entirely off base for about a billion reasons.
Instead of following up further on that point, the article then dives headfirst into another argument, this time about mobile gaming. Somehow he tries to relate that with the fact that the eShop won't be available for launch, and fails in making a meaningful connection. Somehow he finds the time to talk about how more and more gamers are playing iOS games, which will...somehow...make us not want to play real games?
Oh, guess we're done talking about Apple and how the landscape of gaming is changing, back to digital distribution! He continues to stretch his incredibly thin point until it resembles gold leaf paper. I mean how many paragraphs can you honestly write about the fact that the eShop won't launch with the system? At some point you begin speculating about speculations. It's not a good thing when you have to fill paragraphs with vague, accountable questions!
Alright, you know what, my brain just entirely shut off when the 4th personaly of Mr. Kohler came out and said, "YEAH, ALRIGHT, SO IT'S MAGIC,
BUT HOW LONG WILL THAT LAST, REALLY?" What a compelling argument! Oops, guess we're back to talking about the PSP. The 3DS is just like the PSP! Oh, no, wait, new paragraph. Uh, the 3DS is nothing like the PSP! Uhhh, shit, reaching my word count, better find a good way to end my article which largely compares the 3DS to the PSP and claims it's last gen!
After many revisions and software tweaks, PSP has made some significant improvements. But it was fundamentally broken when it launched in a way that 3DS will not be. 3DS will be a well-designed piece of hardware, fun to play with, the sort of thing that makes you want to pick it up. Nintendos track record is almost impeccable in this regard.
Also, 3DS is unique among its peers for more reasons than the 3-D display. Six years on, the signature two-screen, touch-panel design has not yet been exceeded or even copied. Many iPhone games have very clever and intuitive control schemes that use the touch screen, but certain types of games just need buttons.
perfect. Now to just continue my amazing technique of listing positive points about the system while then asking, "BUT WHAT IF...". Annnnd, scene.
I made a joke up top about this being a 10th grade Writing Workshop piece, but I think it's less of a funny joke now, and more of a reality. I'm not even going to buy the 3DS until the next revision, but this article is shameful and clearly meant to drive hits. What a load of garbage.