Nintendo Direct 2012.11.7 on Wii U system features - Nov. 7, 6AM EST

If he isn't standing on one leg, with a pineapple in one hand and a melon in the other whilst balancing a coconut on his free foot, I'm cancelling my preorder, they're obviously not serious about the console if they can't even be bothered to do such basic things.
This is the real thing and its announcements is so sudden; it almost feels unreal. Scalpers will either rub their hands in a few minutes or have their head hung in despair.