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Nintendo DSi Japanese instruction manual warnings

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grandjedi6

Master of the Google Search
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The DSi is not a microscope...... yet. Please make sure to buy Microscope Training to unlock this feature.
 

Kilrogg

paid requisite penance
Wow, now I know why Nintendo only has to deal with patent-related lawsuits. They're fucking covering their asses in every other area!

I mean, I know I couldn't have come up with the idea of placing paperclips between the charger and the plug, so they must definitely have seen an occurrence of someone being that silly and judged that they might as well add that to the hilarious list of things you're not supposed to do with the system :lol.
 
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"Fear Superbaby's unchecked powers."

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"No matter how much you want it, you will never get Beetle Adventure Racing for the DS."
 
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Page 1 of this thread is amazing. moar
 

Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
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The DSi will always beat you at peek-a-boo no matter how hard you try.
 

Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
Hey RagnarokX, where are you getting the high quality images from the manual?
 

Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
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If you wiggle your stylus back and forth real fast, it'll look like it's bending.
 

Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
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If you or a loved one suspect the DSi is abusing, call the Nintendo Suicide Support line at 1-800-255-3700.
 

Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
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The DSi is not your hot co-worker, Stacey.
 

Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
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Do your best to ignore Nazi salespersons.
 

Kilrogg

paid requisite penance
web01 said:
:lol :lol :lol
at his thread and silly nintendo

Why silly? If anything, they're clever. The more warnings they add, the less likely they are to face lawsuits from silly consumers. It's like the Wii condom and the modified straps: they saw people throwing their Wiimotes in their TVs, so they figured out they'd do everything in their power to prevent said people from acting as if they're physically handicapped. Less lawsuits for Nintendo, hurray!
 

Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
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Do not aggravate the DSi.
 

Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
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The DSi charger should not be used to beat your space heater to death.
 

Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
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The DSi is not your cat.

I apologize for that one. :(
 

Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
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Do not feed the DSi chocolate.

And make sure you use the phone backwards if you do.
 
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