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[Luigison]

I just saw http://kotaku.com/5073121/hey-dummy-dont-microwave-the-dsi-and-other-nintendo-tips and was instantly reminded of the http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=132168 thread of awesome GAF images.

I want to believe GAF can make it happen again.

I used google to find a pdf of the manual. Nintendo always puts these things online.

http://www.nintendo.co.jp/ds/support/pdf/dsmanual_A.pdf

 

[robochimp]

That baby is a jerk

 

[TheHeretic]

 

[VideoMan]

No matter how much she begs DO NOT let grandma give your DS games sloppy wet kisses!

 

[MisterHero]

Nintendo thinks old-school gamers are batty old grandmas, confirmed

 

[The Hermit]

Do not bath your DSi with a cup.

Use a bathtub instead.

 

[whitehawk]

Really?

 

[Dacvak]

Don't let grandpa trade away all your Pokemans.

 

[The Hermit]

Really?

Do not pimp your DSi.

Do not eat your DSi while using Wi-Fi.

 

[CoilShot]

Do not pimp your DSi.

:lol

 

[MarzipaNMOS]

do not perform lobotomies or dissections on touch screen

beware of ghost octopuses that are of the electric affinity

 

[Dacvak]

Multitouch deconfirmed. :<

 

[Conrad Link]

My fav will always be the baby and the Wii under the blanket.

"Do not strike down your Wii for he will become more powerful than ever."

:lol

 

[Burai]

Don't use wireless whilst wearing a Threadless t-shirt.

 

[Dacvak]

My fav will always be the baby and the Wii under the blanket.

"Do not strike down your Wii for he will become more powerful than ever."

:lol

Pics?

Also:

Do not let your DSi borrow the car for the weekend.
(PS: Beware of giant flies. =O)

Spoiler

I'm having way too much fun with this.

 

[Lkr]

Don't let grandpa trade away all your Pokemans.

Grandpa is gonna trade my mudkip

 

[Dacvak]

Do not murder your snowman with a GameBoy Pocket. Your DSi will cry.

 

[Burai]

No Ironman.

 

[Conrad Link]

Pics?

Wii, Jedi Knight.

 

[Matt]

Do not punish your DSi, no matter what a dirty bitch it has been.

 

[Dacvak]

No Ironman.

I laughed a lot. You're winning the thread so far.

I don't know what's going on in this picture, but the fact that it's saying NO to whatever that kid's doing is really depressing me.

 

[Death_Born]

Do not let your baby use telekinesis to move your DSi.

 

[Dacvak]

No girls allowed.

 

[STG!]

 

[Death_Born]

Using your DSi on the train may induce jealousy in nerds.

 

[Dragona Akehi]

Do not pimp your DSi.

That would be this:

 

[Manp]

that's what i thought :lol :lol :lol

 

[painey]

Do not attempt air travel now that you have a DSi. You will not return.

 

[Median]

Do not attempt air travel now that you have a DSi. You will not return.

:lol

 

[Kreed]

Most of these are silly but there are some "serious" ones mixed in here:

Looks like Nintendo no longer approves using straps.

Nintendo doesn't approve of using screen protectors.

And you can't use strangely shaped SD cards with the DSi.

 

[Dacvak]

Using your DSi on the train may induce jealousy in nerds.

He is an angry, vengeful god.

 

[Baconbitz]

Using your DSi on the train may induce jealousy in nerds.

Or Don't let people punch someone on a train out of jealousy so they can steal there new DSi?

 

[EmCeeGramr]

 

[Dacvak]

From the Japanese manual:

From the leaked American manual:

Spoiler

amgoodatphotoshop?

 

[The Faceless Master]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[jj984jj]

*

*Be sure to have carpeted the floors first.

 

[MarzipaNMOS]

:lol awesome

 

[ThatObviousUser]

From the Japanese manual:

From the leaked American manual:

Spoiler

amgoodatphotoshop?

:lol

 

[Aru]

Do not murder your snowman with a GameBoy Pocket. Your DSi will cry.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Cygnus X-1]

Do not punish your DSi, no matter what a dirty bitch it has been.

:lol

 

[Guzim]

]http://i37.tinypic.com/29pyzx3.jpg

Excellent! :lol :lol :lol

 

[Rpgmonkey]

:lol

These are great. :lol

 

[The Hermit]

No Ironman.

 

[Dacvak]

 

[RagnarokX]

 

[Dacvak]

:lol

Where'd you get a clean picture from?

 

[donkey show]

These are always the best threads on GAF. Keep it up! :lol

 

[M3wThr33]

Restarting the DSi is not the actual game.

Avoid indoors play. Go outside.

 

[MikeE21286]

@Dacvak's pic:

oh man :lol :lol

 

[GamerSoul]

:lol :lol :lol Oh Nintendo.