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[Neptonic]

Take away my AM2R, whatever Nintendo. But you've crossed a line too far here.

 

[Hyperactivity]

HA

hahahaha

hahahahahahahaha

Good luck with that

 

[preta]

That can't be real. If it is then what do they expect?

It's 100% real.

 

[Conan-san]

Those who go against the federation will know full well it's wrath.

 

[Danis Saur]

Step 1: Tell fans they can't draw lewd pictures of Nintendo characters.

Step 2: Make Nintendo characters attractive.

Step 3: Fans will obviously rebel, and draw lewd pictures even more.

Step 4: In result, it strengthens the fan base, and sales of Nintendo games go up.

Its obvious people, these master minds of the Illuminati know how to manipulate you for your money! WAKE UP!

 

[Newtype-001]

People will draw porn of it anyway but when your game has characters like this



its like, c'mon yo. Your games already pretty horny. Same with Overwatch, just look at Widowmaker, Genji, McCree and D.VA and you just made the porn yourself almost

Genji is not for sexualising
he is a good man.

 

[Yukinari]

Nintendo does this shit to themselves.

Poor Yoshi

Also im sure Game Freak has waifu sessions where they come up with the cutest girls possible cause Sun/Moon has them everywhere.

 

[Tempy]

You can't stop the lewd.

 

[PreyingShark]

the pokemon themselves are coming

this is the official art of a pokemon known for making (reverse) harem and can bend the will of males, pokemon and humans alike

"My kink in a nutshell"

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

Genji is not for sexualising
he is a good man.

dat ass tho

 

[Reverend Funk]

People really need to stop sexualizing my innocent prince wario

 

[Conan-san]

Nintendo does this shit to themselves.

Poor Yoshi

Also im sure Game Freak has waifu sessions where they come up with the cutest girls possible cause Sun/Moon has them everywhere.

Where, even?

 

[-Mutsukki-]

Where, even?

New Mario Party Star Rush uses hand-drawn art for a lot of things. This is when somebody gets hit by a Blooper item in Coin Rush

 

[Dunkley]

Obviously this is just their first move.

The second one is making a new Super Hornio Brothers movie.

 

[Nilaul]

But how? Couldn't they easily say that it's protected by parody law?

 

[Maximo]

But how? Couldn't they easily say that it's protected by parody law?

Doubt it plus alot are getting paid for their work, many have patreons.

 

[nephilimdj]

Best thing is when you go on a porn streaming site and DCMA DMCA DMCA is everywhere, yet whole profile is pikachu gifs

 

[NumberThree]

Nintendo does this shit to themselves.

Poor Yoshi

Oh god that Yoshi. Rosalina's just like "whatever"

 

[PtM]

People will draw porn of it anyway but when your game has characters like this



its like, c'mon yo. Your games already pretty horny. Same with Overwatch, just look at Widowmaker, Genji, McCree and D.VA and you just made the porn yourself almost

In another thread, this would get called out for slut shaming.

 

[M3d10n]

You can up the censoring in google results.

That helped, but "Wii fit trainer 34" and "Wii fit trainer bikini" are still shown as related searches, lol.

The thirst is real.

 

[Red Devil]

Maybe they'll begin to do it by themselves...

 

[Cyanity]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

They will never get rid of all the pokemon porn

Spoiler

hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[13ruce]

Well it's their fault for creating so many waifus/hot characters. Although the Pokemon porn kinda does creep me out tho.

 

[bobawesome]

People will draw porn of it anyway but when your game has characters like this



its like, c'mon yo. Your games already pretty horny. Same with Overwatch, just look at Widowmaker, Genji, McCree and D.VA and you just made the porn yourself almost

Dang. When did women in Pokemon get so fine.

Spoiler

Please don't tell me they're like 10.

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

Dang. When did women in Pokemon get so fine.

Spoiler

Please don't tell me they're like 10.

Nah man the first one with the blonde hair is over 40 years old its like the reverse

 

[Deadbeat]

The internet is always making porn of everything, but any statement like this only comes off as a challenge. You are basically telling the internet to try harder.

 

[bobawesome]

Nah man the first one with the blonde hair is over 40 years old its like the reverse

In that case:

 

[Boss Doggie]

That can't be real. If it is then what do they expect?

they want to show that in real life, there are animals who rule over one gender for the sake of birthing more offspring

just apply that concept in Pokemon!

here's her PGL art too

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

They will never get rid of all the pokemon porn

Spoiler

hahahahahahahahahahaha

when Salazzle's dex sprite was leaked there's immediately lots of kinky (not lewd) art, followed by actual lewd art, and even a bunch of rule 63 art

 

[FleetingFlowAir]

That can't be real. If it is then what do they expect?

It's definitely real. They didn't really try hiding what it can do either. These are the Dex descriptions:

'Sun: For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.
Moon: Filled with pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted to use in the production of luscious perfumes.'

And that's not counting the extra bit of description Salandit (the Pokémon who evolves into Salazzle) has:

'Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.'

It's probably just Pokémon imitating wildlife, but they should have realized what they were doing here lol

 

[NeonBlack]

How the mighty have fallen

 

[Aters]

BANNED

Good one.

 

[Boss Doggie]

Also this

 

[The Hermit]

Is this really gonna accomplish anything...?

Yes.

More porn

Loll

Unfortunately this is the shit side of internet. Everything becomes porn.

 

[Stone Ocean]

There aren't enough lawyers in the world for that

 

[Finale Fireworker]

But, as an adult, it is natural for me to sexualize things I liked as a kid because it is the only way I can relate to my passions anymore. I have no hobbies or interests I have not combined with my own sexuality.

What if Disney is next. Oh NO.

 

[CaviarMeths]

But, as an adult, it is natural for me to sexualize things I liked as a kid because it is the only way I can relate to my passions anymore. I have no hobbies or interests I have not combined with my own sexuality.

What if Disney is next. Oh NO.

Oh don't worry, there is also a mountain of Disney porn that will never go away.

 

[Des0lar]

Also this

No. Nooooooooooooooooooo

 

[The Hermit]

No. Nooooooooooooooooooo

Nintendo was like, "fine, no need to search porn, we do it"

That being said it's a very progressive Pokemon. We would never see that in the first gens

 

[Nottle]

Just don't take away my Legoman and Terufuu.

 

[cyress8]

Also this

Animator knew what they were doing. Dat O face.

 

[Boss Doggie]

No. Nooooooooooooooooooo

Animator knew what they were doing. Dat O face.

her sweet spot is her head btw, not down there, but for some odd reason many pokemon widen their mouths when touched down there, even Machamp and the like

 

[13ruce]

Also this

Lmao

 

[Cert.in.Death]

Calling attention to it is only going to exacerbate the issue and make it more prominent.

 

[Red Liquorice]

Nintendo does this shit to themselves.

Poor Yoshi

If I had the photoshop skills:

Mario x Yoshi
Luigi x Daisy
Waluigi x Peach
Wario x Donkey Kong
Rosalina x Toadette
DK Jnr x Toad

 

[big_z]

 

[Finale Fireworker]

Oh don't worry, there is also a mountain of Disney porn that will never go away.

Just in case, I have a hard drive of Frozen pics in a fireproof safe. You can't be too careful these days.

 

[dan2026]

Nintendo again proving they are massively out of touch with reality.

 

[bobawesome]

But, as an adult, it is natural for me to sexualize things I liked as a kid because it is the only way I can relate to my passions anymore. I have no hobbies or interests I have not combined with my own sexuality.

What if Disney is next. Oh NO.

I don't even want to know what Elite Beat Agents rule 34 looks like. Or do I?

 

[Funyarinpa]

Nintendo does this shit to themselves.


Poor Yoshi

Also im sure Game Freak has waifu sessions where they come up with the cutest girls possible cause Sun/Moon has them everywhere.

Wow Rosalina's sprite is great lol

Spoiler

I also love that first blonde pokemon trainer sprite

 

[Vex_]

Now that I know they are trying to stop lewds, this will only make me hornier.

It isn't the actual content, rather the resistance to it all that turns me on.

The more you try to push it down, the higher it tries to rise up. The more you try to smother it, the hotter and larger it gets.