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Between February 2-4, Nintendo of America created a set of printable cards for Valentine's Day 2015 (February 14), which they published yesterday on a special Valentine's Day site. Themes are Mario, The Legend of Zelda, Kirby and Yoshi.

Sadly, the creator has for some reason decided to compress the raster art (150 PPI) for Mario and The Legend of Zelda into crud and sludge, as well as using strange, inefficient composition methods. The Kirby cards feature vectors only, so no concern with quality there. The art in the Yoshi cards is of decent quality. Anyway, you can view them below, with links to PDF version under each image:

http://play.nintendo.com/documents/152/Mushroom_Kingdom_Valentines_Day_Cards.pdf

http://play.nintendo.com/documents/153/The_Legend_of_Zelda_Valentines_Day_Cards.pdf

http://play.nintendo.com/documents/151/Kirby_Valentines_Day_Cards.pdf

http://play.nintendo.com/documents/154/Yoshi_Valentines_Day_Cards.pdf

They seem targeted mainly towards friends, but a few have a more romantical tone. Could perhaps be nice if you have kids or younger siblings. Adults can of course use them as well, but maybe not if you are on the hunt for a hot date.

 

[nhlducks35]

It's like Nintendo's the purveyor of friendzoning

 

[hodgy100]

Gonna get some milage outta the tingle one

 

[Seik]

How adorable, will certainly print one for one of my good friend.

 

[Hot Coldman]

 

[Wario64]

missed amiibo card opporunity

 

[PAULINK]

who gets paid to write these corny lines

 

[Vylash]

damn, friendship only

 

[Revolutionary]

Seems like Nintendo trying to get their fans friend zoned with these.

 

[King Gilga]

Last I checked, valentine's day wasn't friendship day...

 

[dehydratedbabies]

lmao

 

[SmithnCo]

I Chuchu-Choose you

 

[shadyspace]

I can't give any of these to my girlfriend.

 

[BosSin]

Fucking A

 

[Seik]

Holy shit that's perfect! :lol

 

[Velcro Fly]

Saving a couple of those for use in OT

 

[10k]

Hurry before they go out of stock.

Some of the cards are region locked.

Some are exclusive to specific IPS addresses.

 

[Mac the KNife]

I CHOO CHOO CHOOSE YOU.

 

[Escalario]

Peach confirmed to friendzone anyone.

 

[Tambini]

psstt someone tell Nintendo valentines day isn't just about being friends

 

[cakeintake]

I'm dying over here

 

[lt519]

Ahahahahaaha

 

[Mr. Nice_Guy]

Perfect

 

[Ein Bear]

Fucking hell, that's some damn fine posting.

 

[James Scott]

Damn, friend-zoned again

Spoiler

these are cute

 

[DMiz]

*clapclapclap*

 

[Chezzymann]

Nintendo publishes a set of printable Valentine's Friends Day cards

FTFY

 

[de1irium]

 

[HUELEN10]

#DEAD

 

[MMaRsu]

Ouch if you receive these you know you've been friend zoned :/.

Nintendo is so out of touch, they think Valentine's Day is a day to be friends.

 

[Clov]

Perfection.

 

[JordanKZ]

Holy shit, lmao.

 

[reelbigtink]

Hahaha jesus

 

[giant_frying_pan]

My favourite:

 

[Nibel]

Fucking A.

 

[shadow2810]

Valentine's day
Friendship card
wut?

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

Those Yoshi cards are a bit too lewd for my taste. A lot of pent-up sexual frustration displayed there.

 

[Indrid Cold1]

Omg mate amazing!

 

[JC Lately]

I CHOO CHOO CHOOSE YOU.

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

Although my wife would proabaly like the Mario "power up" one. Think I'll get her that one as a gag card before revealing her REAL valentines gift.

 

[CrashPrime]

My man. Well met.

 

[Jims]

"Give me your Triforce of friendship!"

...So Ganondorf basically is Lrrr from Futurama.

 

[Red Arremer]

 

[HUELEN10]

Hot Coldman, check your PM; I wanna buy you a drink.

 

[Captainbojanglesiii]

.

And now I can't stop laughing

 

[Tenki]

lmao I'm dying.

 

[JC Lately]

Fucking A.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Should have been the first reply

 

[Forkball]

My ribs hurt now.

A lot of those are unintentionally hilarious. "Hero of Friendship" is the most beta Link. And who the fuck wants a Ganondorf one where he demands to be your friend? Also "I've absorbed your friendship" sounds like something Giygas would say.

 

[Sylverstone14]

I can feel the romance emanating from my screen.

 

[Madrugador]

LOL this is amazing.