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Nintendo Switch Dev Menu - A Nintendo Portugal fail

daxgame

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I can't be the only one who used to set videos as unlisted, WATCH THEM ONCE, before making them public? Smh

(lmao at the video though)
 

shandy706

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Holy shit, look at that horrible edit around the 3:25 mark LMFAO






I mean......she even cups the balls...hahahaha. I'm pretty sure that was on purpose...and why they're laughing so hard. Look at the guy's reaction.
 

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That handjob simulator looks legit.

Edit: wait, a milking minigame? Does it have some kind of joycon speaker feedback or something? Rumble? I don't get how these two hipsters are supposed to be "playing" it in that scene.
 
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That handjob simulator looks legit.

Edit: wait, a milking minigame? Does it have some kind of joycon speaker feedback or something? Rumble? I don't get how these two hipsters are supposed to be "playing" it in that scene.

The rumble makes it feel like there is a liquid pulsing through your hand. It's legit.

Source: Played it, thrice.
 

KooopaKid

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lol OMG!
Amateurish!
Uh oh, Nintendo showcasing Switch motion controls now...


I mean......she even cups the balls...hahahaha. I'm pretty sure that was own purpose...and why they're laughing so hard. Look at the guy's reaction.

Oh WOW. Million seller guaranteed.
 
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Switch_Commercial_Final.mov
Switch_Commercial_Final_USE_THIS_ONE.mov
Switch_Commercial_Final_USE_THIS_ONE (rev 1).mov

Switch_Commercial_Final.mov
Switch_Commercial_Final_USE_THIS_ONE.mov
Switch_Commercial_Final_USE_THIS_ONE (rev 1).mov
Switch_Commercial_Final_USE_THIS_ONE (rev 1) - Final Release.mov
 

sonto340

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Ok, no but seriously this is hilarious. What were they thinking?
That people like doing goofy fun stuff at parties?
With the way people have reacted to 1-2-switch I swear some of y'all go to the most boring parties ever. What do you just sit around a table being grumpy and discussing how much more mature you are than people who know how to have fun?
 

Starwolf_UK

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Seeing the time set to UTC and the language set to American English is really triggering me.

I also want to know why time test is so important that it has own option in the dev kit. Could this be games getting RTC events and this just allowing you to set the RTC games look at as a set time for testing RTC events without having to fiddle with the system clock all the time?
 

Intel_89

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I salute my own country for fucking up this badly, Portugal finally made a name for itself in regards to gaming news. No but seriously, this is pretty bad.
 

Muzicfreq

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Okay okay so a dev kit.... But if these are already real and the games pretty much playable.... Why are we seeing the unit not playing any of the titles and instead people stroking it to a system that's not playing anything?

I'm not saying it is fake but something doesn't sit well
 

Skittzo0413

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Okay okay so a dev kit.... But if these are already real and the games pretty much playable.... Why are we seeing the unit not playing any of the titles and instead people stroking it to a system that's not playing anything?

I'm not saying it is fake but something doesn't sit well

Because a game played on a screen does not film all that well compared to the game being edited in afterwards.

Any ad you see where there is a screen showing anything other than black- whatever is on that screen has been edited in in post-processing.
 

Foorbits

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Okay okay so a dev kit.... But if these are already real and the games pretty much playable.... Why are we seeing the unit not playing any of the titles and instead people stroking it to a system that's not playing anything?

I'm not saying it is fake but something doesn't sit well

They probably edit it in so it pops more. Marketing is all smoke and mirrors. It doesn't really speak to how well the Switch plays the games.

Most food you see in commercials is plastic, for example.
 

shandy706

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Okay okay so a dev kit.... But if these are already real and the games pretty much playable.... Why are we seeing the unit not playing any of the titles and instead people stroking it to a system that's not playing anything?

I'm not saying it is fake but something doesn't sit well

Like the person above said...99.99999% of screens in every single advertisement since like the late 90s has used simulated video and the people weren't actually playing, heh.
 

Skittzo0413

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I meant the topic the thread is about

Oh you mean the devkit screen? If the question is what were they thinking, the answer is they clearly weren't thinking. You can see in the other thread what the ad is supposed to look like after editing. Someone clearly just uploaded the wrong file here.
 
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Okay okay so a dev kit.... But if these are already real and the games pretty much playable.... Why are we seeing the unit not playing any of the titles and instead people stroking it to a system that's not playing anything?

I'm not saying it is fake but something doesn't sit well
lmao what