nintendoland is garbage.

[Drinky Crow]

revolting. at least once a generation, a game comes along that typefies everything that's wrong with gaming. pandering and superfluous, nintendoland shouldn't exist. ghastly minigame garbage with the nauseatingly hideous miis, and factory injected into a soulless, cynical structure, hoping that the bottom-feeding manchild's mascot nostalgia translates into another forsaken sale.

this game is a technical dumpster. it's nintendo's waffling leadership codified as a game. it's a golden corral buffet of ugly and facile, fed as empty calories to the starving.

if you bought this, i think i kinda hate you. i mean "u".

 

[Dusk Golem]

Oh no, a game I don't enjoy came out! Whatever shall I do? Insult everyone who enjoys it and who likely have more class than me, of course.

Also, done in 500 hours of paint

 

[Dabanton]

So you didn't like it Drinky?

 

[CuboidFX]

Maybe lay off the drink.

 

[Krev]

This makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

 

[KingHippo1967]

Would you like to give some actual reasons, or just overblown hyperbole?

 

[PowderedToast]

ahahahaha

 

[Volcynika]

I was wondering when a Drinky Crow thread would pop up.

 

[Archie]

nintendoland is garbage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDbHwz6JGzo

 

[Drinky Crow]

would nintendo like to give me some actual games?

 

[grimshawish]

. nm lol

 

[Glass Rebel]

luckily OP got banned fast

*twitchy eye*

 

[Gadirok]

revolting. at least once a generation, a game comes along that typefies everything that's wrong with gaming. pandering and superfluous, nintendoland shouldn't exist. ghastly minigame garbage with the nauseatingly hideous miis, and factory injected into a soulless, cynical structure, hoping that the bottom-feeding manchild's mascot nostalgia translates into another forsaken sale.

this game is a technical dumpster. it's nintendo's waffling leadership codified as a game. it's a golden corral buffet of ugly and facile, fed as empty calories to the starving.

if you bought this, i think i kinda hate you. i mean "u".

So its like wii sports then?

 

[NewFresh]

Awaiting people thinking he's been banned.

 

[Icefire1424]

Well now, justice is swift it would seem.

Edit: Dah, I've been had.

 

[Stitch]

lol guys, he's already banned.

Spoiler

he's not the same without the animated avatar

 

[TheNatural]

But you bought it. lol. Bye $350

 

[Metalmurphy]

It is kinda ridiculous that it's selling for $60.

 

[Zeliard]

Hilarious thread forthcoming.

 

[alterno69]

Tell us how you really feel..

 

[shira]

oh drinky

 

[Kosma]

Go easy on the Sudafed.

Edit: Banned!

 

[Jawmuncher]

LOL best thread title ever.
Though sadly this thread isn't very fun....yet

 

[RPGCrazied]

I don't think its garbage, but really not worth $60. Should be packed in both versions.

 

[flyinpiranha]

I'm buying 10 copies and will send it to you each year on Christmas for 10 years with a card that says "hate is never the answer".

 

[Ken Masters]

revolting. at least once a generation, a game comes along that typefies everything that's wrong with gaming. pandering and superfluous, nintendoland shouldn't exist. ghastly minigame garbage with the nauseatingly hideous miis, and factory injected into a soulless, cynical structure, hoping that the bottom-feeding manchild's mascot nostalgia translates into another forsaken sale.

this game is a technical dumpster. it's nintendo's waffling leadership codified as a game. it's a golden corral buffet of ugly and facile, fed as empty calories to the starving.

if you bought this, i think i kinda hate you. i mean "u".

Uhhh, it ain't that serious breh

 

[Feep]

I sense...malcontent.

 

[Tricky I Shadow]

Eh, he's only saying what most of us are thinking.

 

[Drencrom]

wow that was fast

lol

 

[The Lamp]

would nintendo like to give me some actual games?

I know Drinky Crow's an old member but I didn't know he could still post with a gray username o_o

anyway Nintendoland looks like the gaming equivalent of a bag of chips. I wouldn't try to live on it, but as a snack food it's okay to peck on.

Go easy on the Sudafed.

Edit: Banned!

He replied even after he was banned...

 

[cloudyy]

Too bad many people seem to have fun with it.

 

[Aquamarine]

Too bad many people seem to have fun with it.

THEIR FUN IS WRONG.

 

[POWERSPHERE]

Wow, drinkys back, and like, sooooo controversial.

 

[Acquiescence]

And now you're banned! LOL!

 

[Backfoggen]

Sticky this thread.

 

[tapedeck]

While I admire your effort, your trolling has leveled down dramatically. :/

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

lol @ people who have no idea who drinky cow is and people who think he is 'banned'

I missed these posts.. haha

 

[EatChildren]

no u

 

[Kouriozan]

Strangely, this game has better reviews score than NSMB U.

 

[Brera]

Dude got banned for posting the truth about Nintendoland?

The F-Zero videos should have been enough to warn us of that. No sense of speed. Crap graphics, looks dull etc?

 

[hammster]

So do you recommend it or...?

 

[PsychoRaven]

And that my friends is someone that takes their hobby way too seriously.

 

[RionaaM]

O...key?

I'm hungry.

 

[vdlow]

This man is good with hyperbole. He should be a professional.

 

[cyberheater]

I'll be getting nintendoland.




... for my kids.

 

[TheNatural]

I wonder how many people who say banned are in on the joke, and how many are still being taken by a 2003 meme.

EDIT: Apparently still a lot of the latter, lol

 

[PaulLFC]

if you bought this, i think i kinda hate you. i mean "u".

Well played.

 

[Acosta]

We missed you Drinky!

I'm going to buy basic (maybe) and skip it, so yeah. I won't judge but I have zero interest in mini-games, no matter how clever they are.

 

[vareon]

no u

Excellent touch.

 

[Spieler Eins]

Strangely, this game has better score reviews than NSMB U.

That's not strange, that's a lie.