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No More Cel-Shading Heroes

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Ramenman

Member
KevinCow said:
It's been a while since I played the game, but I don't remember pressing 2 to block. I remember it auto blocking when you were locked on. A quick search at Gamefaqs tells me that 2 turned the map on and off.
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Exactly.

I think this guy is nuts.
 
F

Freedom = $1.05

Banned
SkySonata said:
she does not look like a whore, dammit.

I had an ex that looked like her (except with D-cups) and her hair was more dirty blonde.
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SkySonata said:
Not to generalize, but..... dating those kinds of girls is a curse. You can only imagine the kind of attention they get all their lives. It makes alot of them hate being in public often. So their life becomes a swing of unnatural habits because they hate being social (and rightly so). If you date her, you become the center of her attention. You make it worth it for her and give your all for her. And it's beautiful.....so long as you are there with her.

But that's the problem. You can't be with her 24/7. You have to go to work, go to school, engage family responsibilities, etc. And that's where it all came crashing down. I would have to be gone 1/3 of the day, and in that time she got lonely because she wouldn't want to go out. (She was a nurse so the only time she got out often was during her shift, and then went straight back home). The problem would be that she'd be home and I would have to be out, and so she would get lonely because she wouldn't want to go out with her few friends. So what did she turn to? The internet, and being the fool I was, I never bothered to question what she would do online. Turned out she had tons of accounts on all these 'personals' sites, and sent all these ''extremely nice'' emails to guys from all over the continent. Needless to say I felt my heart skip a few heart beats. I gave her a month to confess with clues here and there, and when she still tried to deny it, I broke things off. A year of intimacy and happiness I had never known before, gone. I was not myself for a few weeks, and so I just tried to keep myself from falling apart for a month, and kept to my duties. When I felt slightly better from the ordeal, her sister in law informed me she began dating another guy 2 days after I broke things off.

The most ironic thing about this time is that I was taking a health class and the professor told me she had been a recent divorcee because she caught her husband engaging in dating sites online. And I brushed it off, thinking it could never happen to me.
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Hollllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shit. Off Topic is -------->
 
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Ramenman

Member
SkySonata said:
Not to generalize, but..... dating those kinds of girls is a curse. You can only imagine the kind of attention they get all their lives. It makes alot of them hate being in public often. So their life becomes a swing of unnatural habits because they hate being social (and rightly so). If you date her, you become the center of her attention. You make it worth it for her and give your all for her. And it's beautiful.....so long as you are there with her.

But that's the problem. You can't be with her 24/7. You have to go to work, go to school, engage family responsibilities, etc. And that's where it all came crashing down. I would have to be gone 1/3 of the day, and in that time she got lonely because she wouldn't want to go out. (She was a nurse so the only time she got out often was during her shift, and then went straight back home). The problem would be that she'd be home and I would have to be out, and so she would get lonely because she wouldn't want to go out with her few friends. So what did she turn to? The internet, and being the fool I was, I never bothered to question what she would do online. Turned out she had tons of accounts on all these 'personals' sites, and sent all these ''extremely nice'' emails to guys from all over the continent. Needless to say I felt my heart skip a few heart beats. I gave her a month to confess with clues here and there, and when she still tried to deny it, I broke things off. A year of intimacy and happiness I had never known before, gone. I was not myself for a few weeks, and so I just tried to keep myself from falling apart for a month, and kept to my duties. When I felt slightly better from the ordeal, her sister in law informed me she began dating another guy 2 days after I broke things off.

The most ironic thing about this time is that I was taking a health class and the professor told me she had been a recent divorcee because she caught her husband engaging in dating sites online. And I brushed it off, thinking it could never happen to me.
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Wow.





...







Wow.
 
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ChoklitReign

Member
SkySonata said:
Not to generalize, but..... dating those kinds of girls is a curse. You can only imagine the kind of attention they get all their lives. It makes alot of them hate being in public often. So their life becomes a swing of unnatural habits because they hate being social (and rightly so). If you date her, you become the center of her attention. You make it worth it for her and give your all for her. And it's beautiful.....so long as you are there with her.

But that's the problem. You can't be with her 24/7. You have to go to work, go to school, engage family responsibilities, etc. And that's where it all came crashing down. I would have to be gone 1/3 of the day, and in that time she got lonely because she wouldn't want to go out. (She was a nurse so the only time she got out often was during her shift, and then went straight back home). The problem would be that she'd be home and I would have to be out, and so she would get lonely because she wouldn't want to go out with her few friends. So what did she turn to? The internet, and being the fool I was, I never bothered to question what she would do online. Turned out she had tons of accounts on all these 'personals' sites, and sent all these ''extremely nice'' emails to guys from all over the continent. Needless to say I felt my heart skip a few heart beats. I gave her a month to confess with clues here and there, and when she still tried to deny it, I broke things off. A year of intimacy and happiness I had never known before, gone. I was not myself for a few weeks, and so I just tried to keep myself from falling apart for a month, and kept to my duties. When I felt slightly better from the ordeal, her sister in law informed me she began dating another guy 2 days after I broke things off.

The most ironic thing about this time is that I was taking a health class and the professor told me she had been a recent divorcee because she caught her husband engaging in dating sites online. And I brushed it off, thinking it could never happen to me.
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Galactic Fork

A little fluff between the ears never did any harm...
KevinCow said:
It's been a while since I played the game, but I don't remember pressing 2 to block. I remember it auto blocking when you were locked on. A quick search at Gamefaqs tells me that 2 turned the map on and off.
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In the hard mode, you had to block yourself, if I recall. It wasn't mapped to 2 though. I think it was one of the dpad directions, the one you didn't roll with.
 
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Aselith

Member
SkySonata said:
Not to generalize, but..... dating those kinds of girls is a curse. You can only imagine the kind of attention they get all their lives. It makes alot of them hate being in public often. So their life becomes a swing of unnatural habits because they hate being social (and rightly so). If you date her, you become the center of her attention. You make it worth it for her and give your all for her. And it's beautiful.....so long as you are there with her.

But that's the problem. You can't be with her 24/7. You have to go to work, go to school, engage family responsibilities, etc. And that's where it all came crashing down. I would have to be gone 1/3 of the day, and in that time she got lonely because she wouldn't want to go out. (She was a nurse so the only time she got out often was during her shift, and then went straight back home). The problem would be that she'd be home and I would have to be out, and so she would get lonely because she wouldn't want to go out with her few friends. So what did she turn to? The internet, and being the fool I was, I never bothered to question what she would do online. Turned out she had tons of accounts on all these 'personals' sites, and sent all these ''extremely nice'' emails to guys from all over the continent. Needless to say I felt my heart skip a few heart beats. I gave her a month to confess with clues here and there, and when she still tried to deny it, I broke things off. A year of intimacy and happiness I had never known before, gone. I was not myself for a few weeks, and so I just tried to keep myself from falling apart for a month, and kept to my duties. When I felt slightly better from the ordeal, her sister in law informed me she began dating another guy 2 days after I broke things off.

The most ironic thing about this time is that I was taking a health class and the professor told me she had been a recent divorcee because she caught her husband engaging in dating sites online. And I brushed it off, thinking it could never happen to me.
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D

Danthrax

Batteries the CRISIS!
SkySonata said:
Not to generalize, but..... dating those kinds of girls is a curse. You can only imagine the kind of attention they get all their lives. It makes alot of them hate being in public often. So their life becomes a swing of unnatural habits because they hate being social (and rightly so). If you date her, you become the center of her attention. You make it worth it for her and give your all for her. And it's beautiful.....so long as you are there with her.

But that's the problem. You can't be with her 24/7. You have to go to work, go to school, engage family responsibilities, etc. And that's where it all came crashing down. I would have to be gone 1/3 of the day, and in that time she got lonely because she wouldn't want to go out. (She was a nurse so the only time she got out often was during her shift, and then went straight back home). The problem would be that she'd be home and I would have to be out, and so she would get lonely because she wouldn't want to go out with her few friends. So what did she turn to? The internet, and being the fool I was, I never bothered to question what she would do online. Turned out she had tons of accounts on all these 'personals' sites, and sent all these ''extremely nice'' emails to guys from all over the continent. Needless to say I felt my heart skip a few heart beats. I gave her a month to confess with clues here and there, and when she still tried to deny it, I broke things off. A year of intimacy and happiness I had never known before, gone. I was not myself for a few weeks, and so I just tried to keep myself from falling apart for a month, and kept to my duties. When I felt slightly better from the ordeal, her sister in law informed me she began dating another guy 2 days after I broke things off.

The most ironic thing about this time is that I was taking a health class and the professor told me she had been a recent divorcee because she caught her husband engaging in dating sites online. And I brushed it off, thinking it could never happen to me.
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:lol :lol I was hoping for a response like this.



Aselith said:
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I got "It's all her fault. I hope she dies." on the first try. Perfect! :lol
 
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Threi

notag
Galactic Fork said:
In the hard mode, you had to block yourself, if I recall. It wasn't mapped to 2 though. I think it was one of the dpad directions, the one you didn't roll with.
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block and lock-on are the same button, which is Z on the Nunchuk.
 
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SkySonata

Banned
oh and to the guy that quoted my avatar..... it's my name. Well, my gamertag that is..

world's 1st virgin (Call of Duty: United Offensive)



and to keep on topic, I hope NMH keeps its art style....it looks best on my HDTV.
 
Â

∀ Narayan

Member
I know the dude who's working on this. He's been trying to register at this forum as user mrwhitefolks. I recommend that a mod registers him so that he can post a ton of badass Garry's Mod stuff over here.

His website is Pimp-Productions. It isn't a porn site. Trust me.

Mashing said:
I got Fake Story. I call Bullshit.
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Heh. Sorry. No.

You pretty much lose.
 
Mohonky

Mohonky

Member
SkySonata said:
Not to generalize, but..... dating those kinds of girls is a curse. You can only imagine the kind of attention they get all their lives. It makes alot of them hate being in public often. So their life becomes a swing of unnatural habits because they hate being social (and rightly so). If you date her, you become the center of her attention. You make it worth it for her and give your all for her. And it's beautiful.....so long as you are there with her.

But that's the problem. You can't be with her 24/7. You have to go to work, go to school, engage family responsibilities, etc. And that's where it all came crashing down. I would have to be gone 1/3 of the day, and in that time she got lonely because she wouldn't want to go out. (She was a nurse so the only time she got out often was during her shift, and then went straight back home). The problem would be that she'd be home and I would have to be out, and so she would get lonely because she wouldn't want to go out with her few friends. So what did she turn to? The internet, and being the fool I was, I never bothered to question what she would do online. Turned out she had tons of accounts on all these 'personals' sites, and sent all these ''extremely nice'' emails to guys from all over the continent. Needless to say I felt my heart skip a few heart beats. I gave her a month to confess with clues here and there, and when she still tried to deny it, I broke things off. A year of intimacy and happiness I had never known before, gone. I was not myself for a few weeks, and so I just tried to keep myself from falling apart for a month, and kept to my duties. When I felt slightly better from the ordeal, her sister in law informed me she began dating another guy 2 days after I broke things off.

The most ironic thing about this time is that I was taking a health class and the professor told me she had been a recent divorcee because she caught her husband engaging in dating sites online. And I brushed it off, thinking it could never happen to me.
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Dude, issues. Serious ones.
 
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Guybrush Threepwood

Banned
broadwayrock said:
During my google 'research' for the answer i discovered NMH cosplay...
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How could you have come up with those naughty pictures while doing research?

It's almost as if you weren't doing any research at all, but were actually looking for pornography.
 
S

Shig

Strap on your hooker ...
Hey, you know that game that has a unique and compelling graphical style?

Well, here's what it would look like as a generic Korean freeware MMORPG!
 
V

Valcrist

Member
Advice Generator:
"Don't go to a doctor, Big Pharma steals your gold reserves"

this one really got me for some reason
 
1

140.85

Cognitive Dissonance, Distilled
Hmm. I wonder if they extracted these the way that dude extracted the Twilight Princess models.
 
J

Jaded Alyx

Member
140.85 said:
Hmm. I wonder if they extracted these the way that dude extracted the Twilight Princess models.
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Probably. I've always been meaning to try this, and was just thinking about doing it with NMH just the other day.
 
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SuperAngelo64

Banned
SkySonata said:
Not to generalize, but..... dating those kinds of girls is a curse. You can only imagine the kind of attention they get all their lives. It makes alot of them hate being in public often. So their life becomes a swing of unnatural habits because they hate being social (and rightly so). If you date her, you become the center of her attention. You make it worth it for her and give your all for her. And it's beautiful.....so long as you are there with her.

But that's the problem. You can't be with her 24/7. You have to go to work, go to school, engage family responsibilities, etc. And that's where it all came crashing down. I would have to be gone 1/3 of the day, and in that time she got lonely because she wouldn't want to go out. (She was a nurse so the only time she got out often was during her shift, and then went straight back home). The problem would be that she'd be home and I would have to be out, and so she would get lonely because she wouldn't want to go out with her few friends. So what did she turn to? The internet, and being the fool I was, I never bothered to question what she would do online. Turned out she had tons of accounts on all these 'personals' sites, and sent all these ''extremely nice'' emails to guys from all over the continent. Needless to say I felt my heart skip a few heart beats. I gave her a month to confess with clues here and there, and when she still tried to deny it, I broke things off. A year of intimacy and happiness I had never known before, gone. I was not myself for a few weeks, and so I just tried to keep myself from falling apart for a month, and kept to my duties. When I felt slightly better from the ordeal, her sister in law informed me she began dating another guy 2 days after I broke things off.

The most ironic thing about this time is that I was taking a health class and the professor told me she had been a recent divorcee because she caught her husband engaging in dating sites online. And I brushed it off, thinking it could never happen to me.
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Wait...what...
 
Davey Cakes

Davey Cakes

Member
That's not such a bad thing. People generally consider cel-shading to be the best option for Wii games (considering that cel-shading isn't so hindered by the hardware), but No More Heroes ended not looking that great from a visual standpoint anyway.

I really couldn't complain about this. Looks fine. The game would've still had its cartoony tone.

Oh, and....boobs.
 
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Vinnk

Member
I got a chance to mee the character designer of the No More Heroes series at TGS. Very cool guy, very talented.

But this is a first for me to hear. I wonder if the made the characters firstr and them realized they would not have the funding to make everything look as good as that. I would like to see the minor characters and the locations done without the cel-shading.

I love how NMH looks, but this is indeed very interesting.
 
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Shig

Strap on your hooker ...
Vinnk said:
I got a chance to mee the character designer of the No More Heroes series at TGS. Very cool guy, very talented.

But this is a first for me to hear. I wonder if the made the characters firstr and them realized they would not have the funding to make everything look as good as that.
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Uh, very few in-game models end up being quite up to par with the concept character art. I doubt it was any big surprise to him.
 
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SovanJedi

provides useful feedback
Regulus Tera said:
Speaking of Crushed, were his posts deleted? No longer do I find any trace of him when reading old threads.
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His posts were deleted because he would use his own avatar to respond to certain things on NeoGAF. Kind of like how Cheesemeister edited that "price collapse" picture in one Media Create thread when he got banned, informing GAF of his return with the numbers.

Also, eff Bad Girl. She was a nasty Ranked Assassin and I hate her completely, even if she is voluptuous and kinky.
 
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zoku88

Member
Zen said:
Why was he banned?
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Got in a fight with Ami, got banned for something in another thread by another mod. Thought that Ami banned him so he changed his avatar to something pretty bad and was permed by some non-Ami mod. To the best of knowledge.

Maybe that is ironic?
 
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Tellaerin

Member
Shig said:
Hey, you know that game that has a unique and compelling graphical style?

Well, here's what it would look like as a generic Korean freeware MMORPG!
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Don't go hating on Korean game art, now. Korean f2p MMO's may be grindy as all hell, but the art and design work is pretty damn nice. I'd say I prefer it to half the stuff coming out of Japan these days.
 
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Flavius

Member
SkySonata said:
Not to generalize, but..... playing GTAIV is a curse. You can only imagine the kind of attention it gets all its life. It makes alot of them hate being in public often. So its life becomes a swing of unnatural habits because it hates being social (and rightly so). If you play it, you become the center of its attention. You make it worth it for it and give your all for it. And it's beautiful.....so long as you are there with it.

But that's the problem. You can't be with it 24/7. You have to go to work, go to school, engage family responsibilities, etc. And that's where it all came crashing down. I would have to be gone 1/3 of the day, and in that time it got lonely because it wouldn't want to me to play Crackdown. (it was a bitch so the only time it got played often was after my shift, and then went straight back home). The problem would be that I'd be home and I would have to be out, and so it would get lonely because it wouldn't want me playing other games. So what did it turn to? The internet, and being the fool I was, I never bothered to question what it would do online. Turned out it had tons of accounts on all these 'personals' sites, and sent all these ''extremely nice'' emails to guys from all over the continent. Needless to say I felt my heart skip a few heart beats. I gave it a month to confess with clues here and there, and when it still tried to deny it, I broke things off. A year of intimacy and happiness I had never known before, gone. I was not myself for a few weeks, and so I just tried to keep myself from falling apart for a month, and kept playing more Crackdown. When I felt slightly better from the ordeal, her sister in law, Saint's Row 2, informed me it was sold to another guy 2 days after I broke things off.

The most ironic thing about this time is that I was taking a health class and the professor told me she had been playing Crackdown too because she caught her husband engaging in playing GTAIV. And I brushed it off, thinking it could never happen to me.
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Oh fuck. It works.

We're gonna be seeing this one for years to come.
 
blu

blu

Wants the largest console games publisher to avoid Nintendo's platforms.
'A' for the effort and spirit of experimenting, but people really prefer this to the nice cell-shading? i mean, really?
 
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