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Community Clickbait Not Another One

strange headache

Fluctuat nec mergitur
Jan 14, 2018
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Dear GAF,

I truly enjoy reading your gaming opinions, from console peasant to glorious PC overlord, I value it all. What I cannot accept though, is seeing that dumb face plastered all over the forum. So we need to have a talk about that guy here:



Whatever cosmic caprice is responsible for making that vapid and talentless hack famous, I shall at least attempt to stem the tide against that cruel fate. No more, I say!

What unites us is our common hobby, our love for games and our passion to 24/7 nolive even the biggest and boldest games. We gamers make proof of our our iron commitment when our bae whispers those sweet words into our ears: "Me? Or Dark Souls?". Well, we all know the answer to that of course. In the hopes of making my appeal to this unbroken resolve, hear my words.

My brothers and sisters, my fellow doomslayers and platinum hunters, I call upon you to banish that unsightly fool from this place, so that once again we may share in the unsullied glory that is gaming.

For those heeding my call, fear not, for I have brought with me a plentiful supply of gifs to be used instead. Enjoy:


















Feel free to add to our bountiful blessing of gifs so that we may never see that fat neckbeard's face again.
Thanks for listening!

Best wishes,
strange
 

kmkaks

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But... But... There is this culturally appropriate charm these DJK gifs bring. I can’t imagine a console comparison without an “another one” DJL post for the rest of this gen!
 
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Korranator

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Guess I'm out of the loop. Who the fuck is he and why should I care?
 
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Bo_Hazem

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Salalah, Oman
Dear GAF,

I truly enjoy reading your gaming opinions, from console peasant to glorious PC overlord, I value it all. What I cannot accept though, is seeing that dumb face plastered all over the forum. So we need to have a talk about that guy here:



Whatever cosmic caprice is responsible for making that vapid and talentless hack famous, I shall at least attempt to stem the tide against that cruel fate. No more, I say!

What unites us is our common hobby, our love for games and our passion to 24/7 nolive even the biggest and boldest games. We gamers make proof of our our iron commitment when our bae whispers those sweet words into our ears: "Me? Or Dark Souls?". Well, we all know the answer to that of course. In the hopes of making my appeal to this unbroken resolve, hear my words.

My brothers and sisters, my fellow doomslayers and platinum hunters, I call upon you to banish that unsightly fool from this place, so that once again we may share in the unsullied glory that is gaming.

For those heeding my call, fear not, for I have brought with me a plentiful supply of gifs to be used instead. Enjoy:


















Feel free to add to our bountiful blessing of gifs so that we may never see that fat neckbeard's face again.
Thanks for listening!

Best wishes,
strange



We gonna miss you.:lollipop_crying:
 

Rubik8

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I still don’t know who that guy is except for the memes. That’s the advantage of being an old fuck.
 
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Golgo 13

The Man With The Golden Dong
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It's not supposed to be clever, it's just lighthearted.

What do you guys want in DF and VS threads? Pure undiluted console wars? Because that's pretty much what you end up with once you remove the DJ Khaled memes.
Measured logical discussion about technical details and differences without the sophomoric tribal confirmation bias favoring your preferred shiny plastic-box?

Would be a nice start.

But then... it's very clear that logical and measured and impartial discussions are not the desired discourse among the members of GAF because the most obnoxious "System Wars" posts get the most upvotes, so.... yeah.
 

Bo_Hazem

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Salalah, Oman
Measured logical discussion about technical details and differences without the sophomoric tribal confirmation bias favoring your preferred shiny plastic-box?

Would be a nice start.

But then... it's very clear that logical and measured and impartial discussions are not the desired discourse among the members of GAF because the most obnoxious "System Wars" posts get the most upvotes, so.... yeah.

It started competitive, but now most xbox and PS fans laugh at each other as it's now considered a light-hearted meme, sometimes to exaggerate extremely small advantages from one to another.
 
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IntentionalPun

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Ya'll remember the first 5 years of reaction gifs existing?

There was like 10 total gifs people used.. and you'd see every thread with them.. and then you'd get people quote responding with "great gif usage!" or "I was totally about to post the same GIF"

Good gawd it was way more annoying than the occasional another one crap.
 
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