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NSFW (NSFW) Butt thread

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I would really like some of those butts to be penis adjacent... to my penis.

Those are some butts that wouldn't make it through a subway ride without an "accidental" brushing, if you know what I'm saying.

I would like to make a humorous comparison between my penis and a hotdog, and their butts and a hotdog bun, thus creating a crude, but effective double entendre giving me the appearance of a man who has sex a lot but an unhealthy opinion of it.

(Am I doing it right?)
 

Duellist

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I would really like some of those butts to be penis adjacent... to my penis.

Those are some butts that wouldn't make it through a subway ride without an "accidental" brushing, if you know what I'm saying.

I would like to make a humorous comparison between my penis and a hotdog, and their butts and a hotdog bun, thus creating a crude, but effective double entendre giving me the appearance of a man who has sex a lot but an unhealthy opinion of it.

(Am I doing it right?)
So what are you saying? Lol
 

NickFire

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By everybody's taste here yes. If a woman doesn't look fake as fuck then she isn't hot to any of you.
What? Have you been to college, or the beach, or a strip club (on weekends), or a club, or even a gym before? The hot ones most certainly exist in real life.

As an aside, was that a selfie of you by chance? Nothing else makes sense about this exchange.
 

brap

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What? Have you been to college, or the beach, or a strip club (on weekends), or a club, or even a gym before? The hot ones most certainly exist in real life.

As an aside, was that a selfie of you by chance? Nothing else makes sense about this exchange.
Toothpick women with tiny flat asses aren't hot. Maybe if you're a horny 13 year old boy or a horny old man.
 

Duellist

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This is a butt thread, everyone is allowed to post what they find attractive. If you dont like it keep scrolling.
 
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Feb 22, 2018
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Never assume somebody's age. You see two children? How embarrassing for you. See, it works both ways.

They're in their 20's.

I just noticed the memorial across the creek. WTF is that.
 
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cryptoadam

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I love the Butt pics, but I think I love all the GIF's and Memes even more.
 

norm9

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Any type of butt attached to a woman that will sleep with me is the type of butt I like.