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NYP: I have a micropenis — this is how I break the news to sexual partners

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DeepEnigma

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He has mastered the art of small talk.

A man with a self-proclaimed “micropenis” is going viral after revealing how he breaks the news about his minuscule manhood to potential sex partners.

The anonymous anatomy “teacher” divulged his techniques for broaching the uncomfortable subject in “I Hate That I Was Born With a Micropenis,” a viral thread in the “Ask Me Anything” forum currently blowing up on Reddit.

“I’ve experienced many awkward embarrassing moments,” user LsZen7 confessed while describing his purported “adult micropenis,” defined by the Cleveland Clinic as a member that measures 3.67 inches or less when stretched.

For reference, the average erect penile length for adults clocks in at 5.25 inches, according to the experts in such things.

LsZen7 claimed that his wee willy is only 1/4 of an inch while flaccid — that’s over six times smaller than the threshold for a micropenis. (Having a micropenis is so rare it only affects only around 0.6% of the world’s male population, according to the Kinsey Institute for research in sex, gender and reproduction in Bloomington, Indiana.)

Meanwhile, the Reddit masses had questions about how he handles life with a little penis, especially when it comes to the boudoir.

“How do you approach sexual relationships when you meet a girl, like do you inform her first or just go for it and pray for the best?” inquired one inquisitive poster.

Fortunately, he was able to give them the long and the short of breaking the ice.

“I don’t bother lying to women about my size tbh but like in the beginning stages like those talk to get to know you stages and if it’s [brought] up during one of those sexy time talks I’ll be honest and say my size,” LsZen7 admitted. “Other times like heat of the moment just hooked up with a woman when it happens I’ll take mine out and just hope for the best.”

Unfortunately, ripping off this proverbial Band-Aid generally leads to humiliating situations, he admitted.

“I mean mostly every partner I’ve been with were kind disappointed. I mean I sorta felt it and normally it’s an awkward embarrassing experience from there,” he lamented while answering viewer queries on how women respond to learning about the “elephant in the room.”

The Redditor said he first found out he had a “micropenis” while visiting the doctor with his parents as a kid.

“I sorta vaguely remember at maybe 6 yrs like a last memory of my parents talking on it with like a doctor,” LsZen7 described. “As I grew up I didn’t really bring it up really not at all just sort of dealt with it alone.”

However, the poor fellow realized something was definitely awry when he reached high school and realized that his member had not grown since he was younger.

To make a shlong story short, having a micropenis made his love life a living hell.

“Dating and sex became a struggle most of the time [it’s] awkward,” he said.

When asked if he tries to pleasure partners in other ways that don’t involve a penis, LsZen7 replied that “it’s not as easy for me” as the mood is generally killed after they witness his teeny weeny.

Man in bedroom looking down his shorts.An “adult micropenis” is defined by the Cleveland Clinic as a member that measures 3.67 inches or less when stretched.
For reference, the average erect penile length for adults clocks in at 5.25 inches.Shutterstock


As a result of his condition, the poor fellow says he has yet to make it past “2nd base.”

Interestingly, his 1-inch-blunder runs counter to one San Francisco sexpert, who claims that micropenises can paradoxically enhance the sexperience — as it forces people to think outside the box.

Unfortunately, the Redditor says that his small-penis problems extend beyond the bedroom, claiming that he’s been “made fun throughout the years because of it.”

“I mean growing up I always avoided the boy locker rooms and the pool and beaches because of my size,” the embattled lad described. “Many embarrassing moments throughout my life hell once or twice at my job because of how the seat of my uniform work pants look on me.”

He added, “Using the restroom I avoid urinals just wait for a stall.”

One passionate protester posed with his placard prior to the kick-off of the march.One passionate protester posed with his placard prior to the kickoff of a “Small Dong March” in Los Angeles. Dozens of men hit the streets for the inaugural 2021 event, seeking to end the so-called “shame” associated with having an undersized penis. @FlyingOverTr0ut

LsZen7 said he would even sometimes “sit to take a leak” to avoid making a mess because his micropenis is difficult to aim.

Redditors were quick to commend the poster on being so candid about such an embarrassing and debilitating condition.

“You seem quite at ease with it and accepting of it,” praised one commenter. “There’s obvs a massive stigma around it for men and even as a slightly above average but nothing to write home about man I get nervous to whip it out the first time, I really feel for you bro.”

LsZen7 concluded, “I mean the insecurity gets the better of me some days for sure but it’s the hand I’m dealt all I can do is accept myself.”

The original poster said he didn’t foresee himself undergoing penis-enhancement procedures — a common question on the thread.

“Supposedly penile enlargement surgery is a thing but from what I’ve read it’s normally practiced illegally n it’s expensive and it’s high risk I mean as much of a risk as other surgeries but it’s very damaging to the part,” said the Redditor.

Luckily, the Redditor is not alone in his struggle with many members of the micropenis community fighting back against the stigma of being less than well-endowed.

In 2021, dozens of men hit the streets of Los Angeles for a “Small Dong March,” seeking to end the so-called “shame” associated with having an undersized penis.

The year prior, micropenis activists launched Dinky One, a matchmaking website that aims to combat penis-size pressure by helping those with smaller phalluses find love.
 

LordOfChaos

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Honestly though it seems like things that only impact men are the last things it's "ok" to body shame on, how many times do we see and hear small dick energy etc, wives telling their husbands point blank they're fat, short/bald shaming, or even girls rejecting and ridiculing guys based on if they were cut or whole, I've never heard of a guy reject a girl for having meat curtains though.

Yet simultaneously they'll split their brains and also believe most of this comes from men and women don't do it, while in the middle of doing it.
 
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feynoob

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Best advice from me would laugh it off and accept fate.

I got twisted knees, which makes me walk like a crooked person.
How-to-Hide-Knock-Knees.jpg


In order to fix that, I have to do a coin flip on whether to walk like normal if surgery is successful, or walk in a wheelchair if the surgery fails, since the surgery is 50/50.

There is nothing I can do about it, and it makes people look at me with weird eyes if I show my legs. I can't do any normal activities like playing ⚽ or 🏀 a lot. Fate is just shit sometimes.
 
Honestly though it seems like things that only impact men are the last things it's "ok" to body shame on, how many times do we see and hear small dick energy etc

Agreed. On top of that, things that affect both sexes are still considered "OK" to riff on if the target is a man, like height, weight, head/body hair, and so on.

Either all of those should be on the table for everyone, or nothing for anyone. For humor's sake, I side with the former.
 
As far as penis size, be honest with the other person, ideally before things get started.

If you get laughed at or freaked out on, it'll probably sting, but it indicates the other person probably isn't mature enough to consider a serious relationship with.

More recently these days, I've read and heard dudes who riff on themselves for having small junk. They seem to be taking it in stride rather than hating themselves for it.
 

YCoCg

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When asked if he tries to pleasure partners in other ways that don’t involve a penis, LsZen7 replied that “it’s not as easy for me” as the mood is generally killed after they witness his teeny weeny.

HAHAHA, ...well at least he wont get cancer.
 

gundalf

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I'd just go trans no cap.

I dunno that sounds kinda offensive, like all micro p**** man turn trans because of that.

But on a serious note, it's not nice how man can be constantly ridiculed while anybody else is protected under body positive or what ever the current term is.
You never see bald man in advertisement but obesse women are fine.
 
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Get your oral game on-point and between that and toys you should be able to satisfy any woman you would actually want a relationship with.

Assuming of course that he's actually got a good personality. He could be a bitter piece of shit, but that's on him.
 
A friend of mine lives like a hermit more or less these days because of this. Won’t socialise as much such as parties and usually avoids female interactions outside of work. Feel sorry for him, brilliant guy, good natured, funny. We try to see him as possible to keep him company , it’s a shame as his self isolation he’s missed out on a lot, he could be a superb father due to his personality .
 
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Dr. Claus

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A friend of mine lives like a hermit more or less these days because of this. Won’t socialise as much such as parties and usually avoids female interactions outside of work. Feel sorry for him, brilliant guy, good natured, funny. We try to see him as possible to keep him company , it’s a shame as his self isolation he’s missed out on a lot, he could be a superb father due to his personality .

Yep. Micropenis doesn't stop you from getting beautiful women or having a family. Your personality does. There is a reason why even morbidly obese, ugly men can get 10/10 hot women, because they know who they are, are confident, charismatic, and more than likely have a 10/10 tongue game.
 

Dr. Claus

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And a very good income. Let's be real.

Nah, not even that. Just no debt and doesn't make idiotic financial decisions. I know a coworker who makes only about 25,000 a year. Dude is 400 lbs and is married to a 10/10 with 4 kids. He just never made stupid decisions in finances and has been debt free most of his life. Only time he took on debt was when he got married, which he managed to get paid off in a few years.
 

Otre

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Just go femboy and enjoy the niche market of big clits. You gotta hide those balls, though.
 

Cyberpunkd

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Nah, not even that. Just no debt and doesn't make idiotic financial decisions. I know a coworker who makes only about 25,000 a year. Dude is 400 lbs and is married to a 10/10 with 4 kids. He just never made stupid decisions in finances and has been debt free most of his life. Only time he took on debt was when he got married, which he managed to get paid off in a few years.
There are deranged women everywhere, that doesn’t make it a rule. A 10/10 has equally a large pool of old rich men trying to make her a trophy wife, she will (logically) pick one from the top, not bottom.
 

Fools idol

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Best advice from me would laugh it off and accept fate.

I got twisted knees, which makes me walk like a crooked person.
How-to-Hide-Knock-Knees.jpg


In order to fix that, I have to do a coin flip on whether to walk like normal if surgery is successful, or walk in a wheelchair if the surgery fails, since the surgery is 50/50.

There is nothing I can do about it, and it makes people look at me with weird eyes if I show my legs. I can't do any normal activities like playing ⚽ or 🏀 a lot. Fate is just shit sometimes.

There is no way I would risk 50% chance of losing my ability to walk just so other peoples opinions on what I look like changed. Literally who gives two fucks my dude. You got a short end of a stick from life, but it could be far worse. Fuck anyone who stares at you tbh.
 

KrakenIPA

Member
Good advice, just don't hit send, just write it and then hit send tommorow.

Edit: whoops I was supposed to post this tommorow.
 
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