Only 4 Apple Jolly Ranchers? Who the hell did I piss off?

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In England purple = blackcurrant not grape.

Always find it odd when in America and purple is grape.

We have a criminal lack of cherry goodness though.

In fruit polos I always get screwed over in the red department and get loads of lemon ones and they taste of lemsip
 

Kave_Man

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Can I complain about orange popsicles? Nobody likes that shit, there was always what felt like millions of them in a box.

I enjoyed the purple ones and the red popsicles were heaven but god those orange ones can die in a fire.
 
I just get pissy when I get a lot of grape candy in a bag. Grape candy sucks. It doesnt even taste like grapes. It just tastes like what I would imagine purple to taste like.
 
Can I complain about orange popsicles? Nobody likes that shit, there was always what felt like millions of them in a box.

I enjoyed the purple ones and the red popsicles were heaven but god those orange ones can die in a fire.
Okay, I know this is a joke. Orange is the only good Popsicle, grape blows so hard and every pack is full of them. I remember I used to have to throw them out because nobody would ever take them, they'd sit in the freezer for months.
 
Red Starburst are so much better than pink. They make you salivate the most.

Root beer Dum Dums are great, and cherry Runts.


Anything banana is disgusting as hell. And the peach-yogurt flavor of Chupa Chups as well.
 
Red and Orange Starburst are the god damned KINGS. Same with Apple, Cherry and Grape Jolly Ranchers, although you can't really go wrong with any Jolly Rancher besides that raspberry shit.
 
Can I complain about orange popsicles? Nobody likes that shit, there was always what felt like millions of them in a box.

I enjoyed the purple ones and the red popsicles were heaven but god those orange ones can die in a fire.



Save me a seat in hell, but I HATE red flavors. Cherry, apple, strawberry. Might as well piss directly into my mouth.
 
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