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[RoboPlato]

Oh Kanga isn't hard at all, knocked these first few out of the park....WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK GOD DAMMIT YOU CHEATING MARSUPIAL

 

[Barack Lesnar]

What makes stage 4 difficult is the fact that she's throwing change-ups. The bouncing is easy to get used to, but the different speeds are the dagger here.

 

[Reversed]

Does it save your progress when you quit the game and come back later?

Fake edit: Looks like it does

Just don't erase cookies.

 

[Paranerd]

Boat o Cross also gives me trouble ><

http://spongebob.nick.com/games/spongebob-squarepants-boat-o-cross-2.html

 

[Little Green Yoda]

The kangaroo's offspeed offerings are brutal.

 

[Hot Coldman]

What makes stage 4 difficult is the fact that she's throwing change-ups. The bouncing is easy to get used to, but the different speeds are the dagger here.

#esports

 

[Samus4145]

I'll take Winnie the Pooh over A-Rod any day.

 

[Dark Phoenix]

For all worrying about Kanga, prepare for Owl.

He's the true stage 1.

 

[mclem]

Maybe the target audience is better at the game than you ?

Edit:
And me. Fuck that game. Why is he playing baseball anyway ? He's a bear.

A *British* bear, at that. He should be playing cricket.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

What's your longest bomb so far? 143.6 off Kanga (stage 4) for me

 

[PhoenixDawn]

Getting real tired of your shit, Christopher Robin.

 

[RoboPlato]

Boat o Cross also gives me trouble ><

http://spongebob.nick.com/games/spongebob-squarepants-boat-o-cross-2.html

Oh fuck this.

I haven't raged at games this hard in a long time, much less children's flash games.

 

[Little Green Yoda]

You guys can improve some of your stats (but they don't help much with later stages).

Can somebody translate what the upgrades are/do?

 

[Samus4145]

Oh fuck this.

I haven't raged at games this hard in a long time, much less children's flash games.

No clue what you guys are talking about.

*tries game*

Fuck you SpongeBob! GAAAAHHHHHH

 

[Lambtron]

This stupid fucking kangaroo bouncing the balls. I should just stand their with my bat on my shoulder. Dumbshit would just walk the bases loaded.

 

[phosphor112]

Why is Pooh moving all the time? That's the only hard part.

Stop moving your mouse.

And yes, this game just wounded my ass.

EDIT: Beat the first level. Eat it Eeyore.

 

[PhoenixDawn]

Can somebody translate what the upgrades are/do?

I know the first one is power because whenever I upgrade it I hit the ball farther. Assuming the second is contact or something and no clue on the last one.

Wait until you guys get to the last three pitchers, that's where the real shit starts to go down. The only way I got by Tigger was through pure luck. (The unique aspect of his pitches is pure bullshit.)

 

[Satch]

Maybe the target audience is better at the game than you ?

Edit:
And me. Fuck that game. Why is he playing baseball anyway ? He's a bear.

i am fucking cackling at this post

lmao

 

[dramatis]

Can somebody translate what the upgrades are/do?

There's actually an English version of the game, but I forgot what the link is.

From top to bottom:
Power
Meet (How big the green spot on the bat is, but honestly it doesn't get that much bigger. Allows you to hit the ball easier.)
Speed (How fast Pooh moves)

 

[Dark Phoenix]

I know the first one is power because whenever I upgrade it I hit the ball farther. Assuming the second is contact or something and no clue on the last one.

Wait until you guys get to the last three pitchers, that's where the real shit starts to go down.

Third upgrade is Pooh's walk speed.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Wait, there's upgrades in this game?

because I need them

fucking Kanga, b

 

[Dusk Golem]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYgiy2DowM

Fucking Kanga.

 

[phosphor112]

Just beat the elephant... and upgrades? Whuuuut.

 

[RoboPlato]

Kanga, when I'm through with you I'm turning your pouch into a wallet.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Silly ol' bear.



http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Quvm7OS8b6

Oh my God this is amazing.....

 

[Dali]

Not really seeing the crazy difficulty. I've just been upgrading after every level and have been pwning these fools.

 

[Little Green Yoda]

I know the first one is power because whenever I upgrade it I hit the ball farther. Assuming the second is contact or something and no clue on the last one.

Wait until you guys get to the last three pitchers, that's where the real shit starts to go down. The only way I got by Tigger was through pure luck. (The unique aspect of his pitches is pure bullshit.)

There's actually an English version of the game, but I forgot what the link is.

From top to bottom:
Power
Meet (How big the green spot on the bat is, but honestly it doesn't get that much bigger. Allows you to hit the ball easier.)
Speed (How fast Pooh moves)

Awesome, thanks. Just upgraded my power from 0 to 6 and cranked a couple of 150+ m long balls. Now I just need to keep the ball fair lol.

 

[Phonomezer]

I couldn't get past the first stage, wtf.

 

[Retro_]

He moves without me moving my mouse. Maybe it's because I'm on a laptop.

Pooh resets his position after each hit

So if your mouse wasn't in his starting position he'll slowly move to where your cursor is

So you have to manually move your mouse to the green dot of his bat after each hit. He'll then follow your movements more closely

 

[PhoenixDawn]

Not really seeing the crazy difficulty. I've just been upgrading after every level and have been pwning these fools.

Have you gotten to Tigger or Christopher Robin? Tiger's pitches are literally invisible and variable speed and Christopher Robin is just pure bullshit.

 

[Kalnos]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Quvm7OS8b6

Oh... oh my god. :lol

 

[Frantic]

Pooh, how do you even hit balls that go behind you. God.

I beat Kanga, now I'm afraid to go onto Rabbit.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

Already up to Owl, hit 11 off him first time through. I'll probably beat him in 2-3 more tries. Not gonna use any steroids (upgrades), I'm gonna beat this clean.

 

[inky]

It does get pretty fucking hard wtf. Maybe I'm just old =(

 

[Foffy]

Not really seeing the crazy difficulty. I've just been upgrading after every level and have been pwning these fools.

Christopher Robin.

 

[dramatis]

Heavy, you are setting up for how badly you want to lose.

 

[disappeared]

Game's like the Dark Souls of children's sports games.

 

[Phonomezer]

Game's like the Dark Souls of children's sports games.

I get nothing but fouls, and that's when I manage to hit the fucking ball in the first place.

FUCK. THIS.

 

[PhoenixDawn]

Ugh, there's no way I'm ever going to beat Christopher Robin, haha. Dreams of beating a child's game crushed...

 

[GitarooMan]

I was doing alright till I got to Tigger, not even close so far.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

This game is made by Satan

I'm fuckin' pissed

 

[Barack Lesnar]

Heavy, you are setting up for how badly you want to lose.

I'm a natural, I don't need PEDs.

Still on Owl, getting close though.

 

[Busaiku]

I can't do this anymore.

 

[Raven77]

What do you mean by "target audience"?

We're all just "gamers". I'm a bit confused.

 

[disappeared]

What do you mean by "target audience"?

We're all just "gamers". I'm a bit confused.

Children. Kids. Little ones.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

What do you mean by "target audience"?

We're all just "gamers". I'm a bit confused.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

What do you mean by "target audience"?

We're all just "gamers". I'm a bit confused.

Ok then the target audience is a family of monkeys

monkeys are not gamers

Happy?

 

[Dali]

Have you gotten to Tigger or Christopher Robin? Tiger's pitches are literally invisible and variable speed and Christopher Robin is just pure bullshit.

No not yet.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Game's not too bad early on once you get used to the timing and keep the ball near the sweet spot (if you're going to miss, miss towards the end of the bat instead of the middle - closer to the middle results in more weaker hits it seems, whereas I've been able to hit one out opposite field from the end of the bat). Just like in any other baseball game, you should also adjust according to the previous ball hit - fouled straight back, swing a bit earlier next time. Pulling it foul? You're a bit too early.

Also, be sure Pooh's standing as still as possible when swinging for maximum power.

 

[phosphor112]

Damn, rabbit is a piece of cake. Made 67k.