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Overweight ISIS Mufti Lifted Onto Back Of A Truck As He Is Arrested In Mosul

DeepEnigma

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An overweight ISIS 'mufti' was arrested in Iraq and had to be loaded onto the back of a truck because he was so heavy, according to the Daily Mail.

Shifa al-Nima was hauled from a property in Mosul after he was discovered by Iraqi security forces.

The elite ISIS leader, who Iraqi police say is considered one of ISIS' foremost leaders and has been dubbed by others around the globe as 'Jabba the Hut', is believed to have been behind the butchering, executions, enslavement, rape, kidnapping and sale of many people - having also ordered the destruction of heritage sites in Mosul.

Iraqi police said of Shifa Al-Nima (who is also known as Abu Abdul-Bari): "He is considered one of the foremost leaders of ISIS and was responsible for issuing fatwas that led to the murder of scholars and clerics."



A statement said that the SWAT Regiment of the Nineveh Police Command was able to arrest 'an ISIS mufti' called Shifa Al-Nima, who was 'a preacher in a number of mosques in the city of Mosul and is known for his incitement speeches against the security forces'.

Photos of the warlord, including one of him being hauled into the back of a pick-up truck, have been shared on social media.

Macer Gifford, a Briton who fought again ISIS in Syria and is now a 'human rights activist and anti-ISIS campaigner' tweeted the photos, writing: "I'm delighted to say that the Islamic State's very own Jabba the Hutt has been captured in Mosul.

"Responsible for the execution of men, women and children. This animal raped and murdered."

Maajid Nawaz, a British activist and counter-extremist think-tank founder also did the same, welcoming the arrest.


Calling on others 'not to mock obesity, but to mock the hypocrisy & debasement of a man who sanctioned enslavement, rape & murder', he added: "If ISIS were uniquely animalistic, then it's befitting they were presided over by a uniquely beastial figure such as this. Almost poetic."

 
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GymWolf

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Just put some tnt under his ass and hope the jump can make him arrive on the truck...
 

belmarduk

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Good. I hope this fat fuck starves in prison. That would be a more fitting fate than being killed in battle.
 

Javthusiast

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Look at the things he is responsible for. Why bother to lift his fat ass anywhere. Kill him there in the most brutal way possible.
 

cryptoadam

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Guess this proves the lefts point that poor improvished people are attracted to terrorisim and radicilism. Clearly this man had nothing and could barely afford to eat. It must of been the hunger pains that drove him to his terrorism.
 

PSYGN

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He would fit right in with my local Wal-Mart scooterzens.
 
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TacosNSalsa

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This is why you tip your pizza delivery people guys. You never know who will rat you out .

Seriously, even of sedentary you still would have to eat a good amount of calories to get that big . He probably eats more than some villages in his country
 

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ISIS soldier: Tell me O wise mufti, is der anyting from de West Halel?

Islamic sphere: Only evil and devils come from a-merrika! MUHHHHAHHMmmmMMED JIHHHAD!
- OKey, they do haf gud cheeseboargers. They Halel.
- Okey, de snicker barr halel too, make mujahedeen strong and sneaki
- Fine! Chickun waffelles are halel
- Pizza nice - BUT NO HARAM PEPPERONAIS (curses be upon them!), don't ate or I KEEL YOUuu!
- De Cookey crisp, Pringell chip, spegettay...halel! halel! halel!
-...hmm wat else??...
 
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desertdroog

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An overweight ISIS 'mufti' was arrested in Iraq and had to be loaded onto the back of a truck because he was so heavy, according to the Daily Mail.

Shifa al-Nima was hauled from a property in Mosul after he was discovered by Iraqi security forces.

The elite ISIS leader, who Iraqi police say is considered one of ISIS' foremost leaders and has been dubbed by others around the globe as 'Jabba the Hut', is believed to have been behind the butchering, executions, enslavement, rape, kidnapping and sale of many people - having also ordered the destruction of heritage sites in Mosul.

Iraqi police said of Shifa Al-Nima (who is also known as Abu Abdul-Bari): "He is considered one of the foremost leaders of ISIS and was responsible for issuing fatwas that led to the murder of scholars and clerics."



A statement said that the SWAT Regiment of the Nineveh Police Command was able to arrest 'an ISIS mufti' called Shifa Al-Nima, who was 'a preacher in a number of mosques in the city of Mosul and is known for his incitement speeches against the security forces'.

Photos of the warlord, including one of him being hauled into the back of a pick-up truck, have been shared on social media.

Macer Gifford, a Briton who fought again ISIS in Syria and is now a 'human rights activist and anti-ISIS campaigner' tweeted the photos, writing: "I'm delighted to say that the Islamic State's very own Jabba the Hutt has been captured in Mosul.

"Responsible for the execution of men, women and children. This animal raped and murdered."

Maajid Nawaz, a British activist and counter-extremist think-tank founder also did the same, welcoming the arrest.


Calling on others 'not to mock obesity, but to mock the hypocrisy & debasement of a man who sanctioned enslavement, rape & murder', he added: "If ISIS were uniquely animalistic, then it's befitting they were presided over by a uniquely beastial figure such as this. Almost poetic."

Imagine the smell.