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Owen Wilson's Nose

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Has prevented me from taking him seriously ever since the first movie I saw him in years ago, probably a decade ago.
 
Was broke in a fight when he was younger. Happens.
 
These things just show that you've been living. Every scar and break is a story of your life you've written on your own body as you've put it through the paces.
 
Atrus said:
These things just show that you've been living. Every scar and break is a story of your life you've written on your own body as you've put it through the paces.
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Seems like you're over-thinking it dude.
 
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So many people in Hollywood getting nose jobs kind of makes you wonder why he's never gotten one.
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Is it possible that he is a man and hollywood has not turned him into a pansy? I mean it is pretty bad but who really gives a shit, hes an actor in comedy movies.

Broke my nose a couple of weeks ago. I'll be happy if it heals nice and straight but if it doesn't it ain't the end of the world. Is a bent up nose really that much of a problem to you guys when you judge someone else's appearance? Even when you're appraising another MALE (for non-gay gaf)?
 
I spent the first 1/3 of "Marley and Me" staring at his schnozz. I think the problem is that it has such an irregular shape that each time he turns his head it looks like a new nose.
 
With all the money I'm sure he has he should've fixed it. And he doesn't need to make it all fake looking....just not bent like it is
 
It's an amazing mysterious beast that, owen wilson's nose. I have put forth many proposals to several academic institutions around the world to study this beast and i have yet to secure funding. Theres alot we can learn.
 
My nose is slightly off-centered as a result of having broken them once or twice some time ago. Hasn't really bothered me and it isn't really noticeable unless you're staring right where the bridge between my nostrils are.
 
For every person that thinks it's hideous, there's someone else that likes it because it has character.
 
I find it respectable that he hasn't "fixed it".

He's type cast though, and almost all of his movies (like, 90%?) are all type cast bullshit, and I've grown tired of them. I find his brother to be much more entertaining (Idiocracy was fantastic).
 
An ugly nose isn't always a bad thing:

Karl Malden
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WC Fields
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And the one and only Jimmy Durante:
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Ha cha cha cha!
 
My nose is weird too, crooked, but not quite as mangled as his. That's what happens when you break that shit when you're young. I broke my nose three times playing sports when I was in middle school. Twice playing backyard football with my older cousins who were in varsity and once getting fouled from behind during a lay up off a fast break... kid pushed me and my face went into the metal fence post.

It just never looks the same again after that man.
 
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