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[Trent Strong]

In before "like a bag of sand."

 

[Woo-Fu]

Considering Penny Arcade's readership, he might as well have equated it to walking on the moon for the first time. For many of PA's readers, his description will be about as effective as trying to describe the color blue to a person born blind.

Except that what they've imagined probably exceeds reality in most cases. Makes his description even more effective.

 

[Tellaerin]

The sticks are still placed incorrectly.

The sticks are just fine where they are. Do you have asymmetrical thumbs?

 

[Vermillion]

In before "like a bag of sand."

In the words of Swiper the Fox: "You're toooo late!"

You know how when you grab a woman's breast...it feels like...a bag of sand.

 

[gkryhewy]

The sticks are just fine where they are. Do you have asymmetrical thumbs?

No, they're incorrect, and it has nothing to do with asymmetrical thumbs.

 

[QaaQer]

No, they're incorrect, and it has nothing to do with asymmetrical thumbs.

A couple of questions, Mr. expert, just wondering what the correct best color is? How about the correct best tasting food?

 

[DXB-KNIGHT]

So if Wiimote = Penis
Nunchuck = balls
DS4 = Boobs
That leaves
U Gamepad = ?
Xbone controller = ?

 

[Woo-Fu]

A couple of questions, Mr. expert, just wondering what the correct best color is?

Yellow? no, no, no! Blue!, arrrrghhhhh!

 

[driver116]

Better ergonomics, sticks closer to left/right, headset port, better triggers and grip. I'm very happy.

 

[Vermillion]

From my point of view the XBone's sticks are placed incorrectly!

And how do you feel about the Jedi?

 

[sykoex]

Would the light on the DS4 reflect on the TV screen? Like when you're playing a dark game? I wonder if you can turn off the light when you have no need for the PS Eye features.

 

[KillerTravis]

I glanced at the title and for a moment I thought it said PSA.

 

[RumblingRosco]

Have you touched the DS4?

I've touched boobs... so, I guess technically yes?

He's married.

Means nothing!

 

[Lord Ghirahim]

I know some people hate Sony, but there is no reason to attack people for loving their products.

 

[DBT85]

Yellow? no, no, no! Blue!, arrrrghhhhh!

The Yellow and the Purple looked great. But I'm a Blue. (talking about the light on the DS4 here )

 

[Zaptruder]

You're slipping, gaf ;b

Quick, someone draw blue/red/green/yellow titty and nipple outlines on this gif!