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[Dragon]

The study, by MyVoucherCodes, polled 2,747 partners of gamers in the UK, as part of research into the effect playing games has on relationships.

...

When the results were broken down, it emerged that PC players had been rated the highest by their partners, with 54 per cent of PC gamers being described as ‘good’ or above and 22 per cent being regarded as ‘excellent’.

Xbox players also fared relatively well, with 47 per cent of them being described as ‘good’ or above.

In contrast, Playstation gamers performed badly in the bedroom study, as only three per cent were described as being ‘excellent’ and eight per cent as very good.

http://peekand.co/pc-players-better-in-bed/

PS:

XB:

PC:

 

[DarthWalden]

Why does this study even exist?

 

[morningbus]

I'm sure they'll tell you they're better on a comfy couch, though.

 

[CyanideFuse]

RAM Stick.

 

[CrunchyFrog]

All the women want my giant, hard disk.

 

[iNvid02]

dat overcocking

 

[Gintoki]

I trust MyVoucherCodes

 

[wapplew]

PS player fap too much on porn site.

 

[Lord British]

Only PC gamers can perform at 60 fucks per second.

 

[Acquiescence]

Why does this study even exist?

Now we know who's good at sex and who isn't.

 

[sirap]

It's all in the wrist.

 

[PirateKing]

Lol this is like a dick measuring contest. Gold stuff going on here

 

[NoblesseOblige]

I do sleep well. Usually out 5-10 minutes after laying down.

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

Why does this study even exist?

Because if you're adept with flicking and caressing a scroll wheel ... ahem.

 

[Gorillaz]

Thread about to be full of puns lol

 

[-Deimos]

They like the d:

 

[toythatkills]

The study, by MyVoucherCodes, polled 2,747 partners of gamers in the UK

Holy shit, that's literally all of them.

 

[Lord British]

Holy shit, that's literally all of them.

Post of the year.

 

[wamberz1]

They can't resist the Solid State D

 

[Bo Knows GAF]

Glad to be apart of the 3%.

Holy shit, that's literally all of them.

How did I miss this post?

 

[Hektor]

Sounds about right.

 

[Ruruja]

Holy shit, that's literally all of them.

Brutal.

 

[LordAmused]

Post of the year.

HAHAHA. Oh yeah.

 

[Lord British]

If "face drawn on hand with biro" didn't count as a partner, the results would be very different.

 

[Captain Smirk]

Press the circle button to cancel

 

[KainXVIII]

PC monster race

Spoiler

sorry, i need to say that

 

[Visualante2]

Why does this study even exist?

It seems that MyVoucherCodes offers discounts for surveys on behalf of retailers. So in this case a popular sex toy shop was interested in their partners habits as well as their sexual performance. Can't help but feel there's a conflict of interest in here though. MyVoucherCodes cook up sensationalist headlines to attract more users.

 

[Kezen]

dat overcocking

lol

 

[MMBosstones86]

Expected puns.

Thread delivered.

 

[Renekton]

Assuming we get laid in the 1st place D:

 

[Walpurgis]

Vita owners are dragging PlayStation down because you know what...

 

[Lord British]

With PC gamers things do tend to get a little Steamy.

 

[Doctor_Thomas]

As a PS gamer, I can confirm that I am excellent.

 

[Tregard]

Holy shit, that's literally all of them.

Fucking dropped

 

[Afrocious]

I'll let you grep my pipe.

 

[mclem]

Because if you're adept with flicking and caressing a scroll wheel ... ahem.

By that token, I think it's worth picking out laptop users as well, in particular those who use laptops that don't use a touchpad.

And, for that matter, the New 3DS might be worth checking as well.

 

[Facism]

That's because pc players have more ram.

 

[ElTopo]

 

[Betta Lines]

Something something maintaining performance during intense scenes

 

[Lord British]

Steam reaches 12.5 million concurrent playas

 

[Boyzi]

PS5 with improved 'rumble' feature in the DS5 confirmed for next gen.

 

[Hektor]

My specs:
60 thrusts per second
10,80 Inches length
Compatible with all kinds of toys and fetishes.
10 finger system
Free Multiplayer

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Pifje]

Enter the cervix.

 

[sirap]

By that token, I think it's worth picking out laptop users as well, in particular those who use laptops that don't use a touchpad.

And, for that matter, the New 3DS might be worth checking as well.

I've noticed a 33.33% increase in nipple teasing endurance after switching to a Thinkpad.

 

[Roni]

Why does this study even exist?

Exactly, my reaction was "Whaaaaaat?".

 

[Sjefen]

Sitting on PC and you are just one click away, or so I have been told....

 

[Anteater]

myvouchercodes...?

 

[Gnome]

It's all about that higher APM.

 

[vainglorious]

Doesn't the UK have a reputation for having terrible sex lives when compared to the rest of Europe?

Sounds like a pretty low benchmark.

Hurhurhur.

 

[Visualante2]

More worrying is that a company like MyVoucherCodes can become a content farm for lazy or time-pressured journalists, ever eager to cut and paste the surveys into their articles – no questions asked. There’s no indication as to how rigorous or scientific the surveys are, since no third party polling organisation is ever credited; MyVoucherCodes is seemingly responsible for surveying thousands of people every day.

Disclosure: Bitterwallet is part of the HUKD family of blogs; HUKD is considered by MyVoucherCodes owner Markco Media to be a competitor

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