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Would not buy 2nd hand

From Genitailia, that's saying something

 

[Not]

Now if you'll excuse me I have some more research to conduct.

omfg dead

Godspeed, sir

 

[Epcott]

Ha ha, Wubby actually bought it...

And posted a review! Oh man.

Maybe they'll have a booth (or room) with this at Otakon 2013?

 

[cyberheater]

I really can't quite believe the review I've just read. I do admire that he had the guts to be candied and open and share his experience.

I still can't believe this device and this game exists.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

I really can't quite believe the review I've just read. I do admire that he had the guts to be candied and open and share his experience.

I still can't believe this device and this game exists.

Certain typos could not happen in worse threads

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

You need a tag !

For Science !

Yeah, Tag! Tag! Tag! Tag! Tag!

 

[Spring-Loaded]

Certain typos could not happen in worse threads

Candied... The possibilities are endless with Cockulus Rift.

 

[jacksepticeye]

I love how Wubby is being treated as a hero and not as some degenerate for trying it cos in all honesty I'd like to try it for the heck of it

and I agree, tag that man

 

[Arkos]

Does it wub you the wrong way? No wub for Wubby?

The man's name should be venerated and his selfless quest into apotheosis recorded forever in the annals of our history. To be sure, Wubby is a brave pioneer boldly going where the rest of us cannot and bringing back meted research that we might at the very least learn of this glorious new frontier.

I too take offense at this cur's besmirching of Wubbys name or intent. To the gallows with him!

Who's willing to try the Madcatz version first?

Ok this is hilarious. Penis injuries incoming.

Certain typos could not happen in worse threads

Candied... The possibilities are endless with Cockulus Rift.

And the thread keeps on giving!

Wub-by! Wub-by! Wub-by! Wub-by!

 

[Mush]

Although the mere existence of this "game" bewilders me, I gotta say...

HOW DOES HE NOT HAVE A TAG YET?!

 

[Arkos]

#tagwubby2013

Maybe he doesn't want a tag for this lol (too bad ) But seriously this was both hilarious and actually informative, and tastefully or maturely done which seems just about impossible, deserves recognition

 

[Syntax]

I love how Wubby is being treated as a hero and not as some degenerate for trying it cos in all honesty I'd like to try it for the heck of it

He bears the stain of sin so that you will not. Hail our gallant pariah, the noble Wubby!

For Science!

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Speaking plainly, the 'Cockulus Rift', as it's been dubbed, has great potential. Terrible, yes, but great. It offers an interactive experience like no other; a way to reach out and in some small way become part of another world. Some kind of rumble feature would be the next evolution of this, I feel.

After all, isn't full immersion the ultimate goal of this kind of technology? That cannot be accomplished without some kind of tactile feedback.

Clearly, the riff raff will see only wasted resources, but we will know the truth.

 

[cyberheater]

Certain typos could not happen in worse threads

Candied... The possibilities are endless with Cockulus Rift.

Ha ha. It was late.

 

[Dion Blaster]

Wouldn't a non-sex game controlled by your penis be pretty fun? or get lambasted for not being gender friendly?

imagine zelda in 60 fps with 1:1 penis sword control

 

[kami_sama]

OMG

Wubby bought the game and reviewed it? This is just too much :lol

 

[McSpidey]

How does Wubby not have a tag yet? I suppose member is explicit enough

Edit: I see I'm not alone.

Although the mere existence of this "game" bewilders me, I gotta say...

HOW DOES HE NOT HAVE A TAG YET?!

 

[Dmax3901]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Perhaps both. Bravo Wubby.

 

[RedAssedApe]

lol @ wubby review...should get FOR SCIENCE as a tag.

 

[DieH@rd]

For science!

This man deserves a tag.

 

[Corto]

Wubby is the true hardcore gamer.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

For Science!

That was freaking terrific Wubby.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

THIS IS NEOGAF.gif

 

[Terrible Majesty]

For Science! Tag this man

 

[SnakeEyes]

Me, at work bored. Come across this thread and read from start to finish.

My God.
Also, having to hide from female co-worker

 

[Arkos]

Aw he didn't get tagged lol. We love you Wubby

 

[$h@d0w]

Where's the follow up review with details on durability?

 

[dmr87]

Also, having to hide from female co-worker

Show her instead, this is what they are up against.

 

[Arkos]

Where's the follow up review with details on durability?

And cleanability. That's a big deciding factor in my purchase (want to be able to let my friends play so we don't all have to buy it)

 

[Despera]

Wait what? You've actually done it, Wubby?

slowclap.gif

 

[Falcs]

want to be able to let my friends play

 

[Kevtones]

Jonah Falcon needs to review this

 

[Alienous]

Wait what? You've actually done it, Wubby?

slowclap.gif

Well, technically, wouldn't it do him?

 

[Hidden One]

Gotta love japan..

 

[$h@d0w]

Jonah Falcon needs to review this

 

[Richie]

It had been a long while since a thread made me laugh this hard. Props Wubby, props, man.

A tag is mandatory for our fine hero here. The suggestions so far have been: For Science, Hardest Member, Pubic Servant...Keep 'em coming, guys!

EDIT: Justice has been served.

 

[ThoughtsOfSpeaking]

second time ive had to use this gif in the past 10 mins.

Still, it seems like an interesting experiment. Guess one day, there will be men that prefer devices like this over real women.

 

[Kickz]

I am confused, can people move their dick like they can their fingers?

 

[Soul Destroyer]

Somewhere out there someone is actually celebrating the fact that people can now virtually fuck cartoon japanese children.

Oh lord.

 

[POWERSPHERE]

I really can't quite believe the review I've just read. I do admire that he had the guts to be candied and open and share his experience.

I still can't believe this device and this game exists.

Candy Ass Penis

 

[Despera]

I suggest removing the link from Wubby's tag XD

 

[Kickz]

You had a good run, women.

Ahaha

 

[Arkos]

It had been a long while since a thread made me laugh this hard. Props Wubby, props, man.

The sweet taste of justice exploding in your mouth. Wubby, Pubic Servant, legend

I am confused, can people move their dick like they can their fingers?

Read the review! There are sensors for what your dick is doing, buttons on the outside, etc.

 

[Kickz]

Love is a cycle.

I can't tell if this guy is real or not. At first glance, he seems like he's putting on a show, but I'm almost starting to believe that it's not an act.

OMG...

what......

 

[Tiglet]

Anywhere where I can watch an actual handson video?

 

[Arkos]

Anywhere where I can watch an actual handson video?

Yes, google "dick" and "porn" and "device" together, it's the 3rd result

 

[Kickz]

After all the years of the PS move fucking us, we finally get to fuck it right back! .....literally.

Ok this got me

 

[ponpo]

Posting this here instead of making a new thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6baEkA_PI5s

We should have 'eroge oculus OT'