Mirrored video game box art makes for some of the best laughs.
"My gun has two barrels but can never fire."
"I don't have to look both ways when crossing the street, but I will never know the joy of being able to enjoy porn without neck pain.
"I'm going to solve this case, and then I'm going to break your back. "
"I put these cool eye patches on years ago. The problem is...super glue bonded them to my skin."
"I am always ready for the most brutal of combat, but I just want to die, so please kill me."