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[grandjedi6]

Might as well post the second Poem:



howling apes in the caverns?

Fig-eating apes are the new latte-sipping liberals.

 

[Sharp]

Fig-eating apes are the new latte-sipping liberals.

JoshuaJSlone are you OK

Post if you are OK

 

[reilo]

I think he's stuck in a time-loop continuum and can't get out of it! He's reliving the same 5 minutes of that post over and over again.

 

[Arde5643]

I think he's stuck in a time-loop continuum and can't get out of it! He's reliving the same 5 minutes of that post over and over again.

NeoGAF = JoshuaSlone's Groundhog Day?

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

Ahaha, okay, Data got me out of that time loop.

Seriously, it kept telling me "500 Server Error" or "NeoGAF appears to have a database problem", so I just kept hitting Refresh every few minutes until it appeared to work.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Michelle Obama hugs a young patient at San Jorge Children's Hospital, in San Juan, Puerto Rico.






Wednesday, May 14, 2008. Michelle Obama is campaigning in Puerto Rico for her husband, Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama, D-IL, ahead of the June 1 primary.

One more

 

[reilo]

NeoGAF = JoshuaSlone's Groundhog Day?

Poor guy must be stuck in an alternate reality where Hillary Clinton was the democratic nominee, and he has been chosen to fix the events of the day in order to correct that what is wrong. And he keeps reliving the same moments until he realizes what needs to be fixed in order to restore righteousness!

 

[polyh3dron]

FIG EATING APES, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, SIPPING LATTES AND BEING LIBERAL!

 

[Flesh Into Gear]

FIG EATING APES, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

I'M COVERED IN LATTE

 

[reilo]

I'M COVERED IN LATTE

I'M COVERED IN FIGS

 

[Flesh Into Gear]

laesperanzapaz had the same problem in another thread. Just kept posting the same shit at random intervals :lol

 

[Thunder Monkey]

I HAVE FIGS IN MY RECTUM

 

[Flesh Into Gear]

this is why i come here for politics

 

[grandjedi6]

Ahaha, okay, Data got me out of that time loop.

Seriously, it kept telling me "500 Server Error" or "NeoGAF appears to have a database problem", so I just kept hitting Refresh every few minutes until it appeared to work.

Fig-eating apes are the new latte-sipping liberals.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

this is why i come here for politics

Come for the politics, stay for the server hiccup created jokes.

 

[woeds]

Clinton takes on TV pundits at distillery stop in Kentucky

Wrapping up a rally at the Maker's Mark bourbon distillery on Saturday, Hillary Clinton again argued that she leads Barack Obama in the popular vote and attacked the television "punditry" that has suggested the race is over.

"All those people on TV who are telling you and everybody else that this race is over and I should just be graceful and say, 'Oh it's over' even though I've won more votes - those are all people who have a job," Clinton told supporters picnicking in the gardens of the distillery.

"Those are all people who have health care. Those are all people who can afford to send their kids to college. Those are all people who can pay whatever is charged at the gas pump. They're not the people I'm running to be a champion for."

"They keep telling me to quit," said Clinton. "I don't know, maybe I was just raised with the kind of values you were raised [with]. You don't quit on people and you don't quit until you finish what you started and you don't quit on America."

Clinton has recently been claiming a lead over Obama in the popular vote, a debatable claim, especially because the Democratic National Committee doesn't count the votes of Florida and Michigan, which Clinton does.

Both states were disqualified by the DNC for bringing forward their primaries.

CNN's official count — including all primaries and caucuses but neither Florida nor Michigan — has Obama ahead by close to 700,000 votes.

Look u guiz, i'm just liek u!!!!!!

 

[Trakdown]

Clinton takes on TV pundits at distillery stop in Kentucky


Look u guiz, i'm just liek u!!!!!!

Wait, I thought she liked Crown Royal? Betrayalton?

I'm surprised she wasn't distilling it from the back of a pickup truck.

 

[xabre]

"You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring"

 

[iapetus]

Michelle Obama explains the forthcoming plastic surgery she will be undergoing in order to qualify for a surprise cameo in Soul Calibur IV...

 

[Sule]

Wait, I thought she liked Crown Royal?

:lol A president who gives in to peer pressure. I'm dying here.

Michelle Obama explains the forthcoming plastic surgery she will be undergoing in order to qualify for a surprise cameo in Soul Calibur IV...

Region locked and only available in japan.

 

[esbern]

 

[The Librarian]

Obama has a good page on his site with the schedule (past and future) and delegates.

http://www.barackobama.com/resultscenter/index.php

Bookmarked.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

McCain Tries to Shake His Own Wife's Hand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wD0Gf9w5DA

It's funny... and interesting.

This incident reminds me of Obama's 57 states comment. Campaign fatigue for both men.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Barack's starting lineup:

Madame Vice President: Kathleen Sebelius

Mister Attorney General: John Edwards

Mister Secretary of State: Bill Richardson

Madame Senate Majority Leader: Hillary Clinton

 

[mosaic]

What I'd like to know is: Where in the cabinet do the RZA and the JZA fit?

 

[EMBee99]

What I'd like to know is: Where in the cabinet do the RZA and the JZA fit?

Obviously some financial one.

 

[Sleeker]

"Vodka on the rocks.
Hilldogg needs to unwind"

 

[quietcrown]

What I'd like to know is: Where in the cabinet do the RZA and the GZA fit?

Director of the National Drug Control Policy?

 

[Incognito]

Apropos of nothing...

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Apropos of nothing...

http://i28.tinypic.com/2dhhawk.png
http://i26.tinypic.com/jhtqf6.png
http://i27.tinypic.com/ief335.png
http://i32.tinypic.com/ortdox.png

old, and she shouldn't be held for her son's board game.. which he now regrets.

 

[KRS7]

Apropos of nothing...

Go Directly to Jail...

She should be proud, that is pretty funny stuff.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

PHOTOS; BARACK and MICHELLE OBAMA campaigning yesterday in Eugene, Keizer, Oregon

Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) gets some advice on what to order from a young patron during a stop at the Prince Puckler's ice cream shop in Eugene, Oregon May 17, 2008.
REUTERS/Richard Clement

Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., second from left, and his wife Michelle, right, poses with employees at Prince Puckler's ice cream shop in Eugene, Ore., Saturday, May 17, 2008.
(AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)

Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., right, and his wife Michelle eat ice cream at Prince Puckler's ice cream shop in Eugene, Ore., Saturday, May 17, 2008.
(AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)

Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., center, and his wife Michelle talk to supporters outside Prince Puckler's ice cream shop in Eugene, Ore., Saturday, May 17, 2008.
(AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)

Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., bottom left, and his wife Michelle greet people at the Iris Festival in Keizer, Ore., Saturday, May 17, 2008. (AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)

Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., left, and his wife Michelle order soda and popcorn at a concession stand at the Iris Festival in Keizer, Ore., Saturday, May 17, 2008.
(AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)

And, a baby photo from yesterday in Roseburg, Oregon...

Democratic presidental hopeful US Senator Barack Obama (L) holds a baby during a campaign rally at Roseburg High School in Roseburg, Oregon. Obama set his sights on November's general election Saturday as he campaigned in Oregon, where he hopes to declare victory in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination. (AFP/Getty Images/Justin Sullivan)

 

[The Librarian]

Deus, where do you get all of these photos?

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Deus, where do you get all of these photos?

http://www.daylife.com/source/AP_Photo

 

[GhaleonEB]

Michelle Obama explains the forthcoming plastic surgery she will be undergoing in order to qualify for a surprise cameo in Soul Calibur IV...

I saw that and thought she was saying, "And then I grabbed him by the balls and said, 'these are mine now.'"

 

[Frank the Great]

hot blonde in that one pic

om nom nom

 

[The Librarian]

I saw that and thought she was saying, "And then I grabbed him by the balls and said, 'these are mine now.'"

:lol

 

[pxleyes]

You need to provide context for your outrage.

http://www.hillarystore.com/store/HC0925.html

 

[The Librarian]

hot blonde in that one pic

The one with Obama in it?

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Obama Puerto Rico TV Ad - 'He Understands Us'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMCY4UD4ThM

A nice ad.

Trying to connect.

 

[Stinkles]

I saw that and thought she was saying, "And then I grabbed him by the balls and said, 'these are mine now.'"

:lol

 

[Cheebs]

So Obama is more or less ignoring Kentucky like he did WV it seems.

 

[Tamanon]

So Obama is more or less ignoring Kentucky like he did WV more or less it seems.

More or less

 

[Cheebs]

More or less

Hush

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

So Obama is more or less ignoring Kentucky like he did WV it seems.

View Kentucky schedule here:

http://my.barackobama.com/page/event/search_results?type=advanced&orderby=day&state=ky&limit=50

 

[Cheebs]

View Kentucky schedule here:

http://my.barackobama.com/page/event/search_results?type=advanced&orderby=day&state=ky&limit=50

None of those events involve him lol

 

[Suikoguy]

So Obama is more or less ignoring Kentucky like he did WV it seems.

Looks like it, however I doubt it will be as bad as West Virginia.
The advantage to Kentucky, is it will be overshadowed by Oregon in the media (even though the delegates are the same). Not to mention he will clinch the pledged delegates that day.

 

[TDG]

I saw that and thought she was saying, "And then I grabbed him by the balls and said, 'these are mine now.'"

:lol

I love Michelle.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

:lol

 

[GhaleonEB]

The tight race between Sens. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama has attracted national attention not only to Tuesday's election but to Oregon's unique vote-by-mail system.

It's a key test for mail balloting. More than a dozen states are expanding vote-by-mail or considering expansion, but Oregon remains the only state with 100 percent mail balloting, after voters approved the change a decade ago.

With so much at stake, the last thing Secretary of State Bill Bradbury wants is an election day snafu. That's why he was "hugely concerned" after the state mailed 33,500 Oregonians two ballots apiece for Tuesday's election.

Those voters changed their party registration close to the April 29 deadline, after election officials had prepared ballots for mailing. The voters each received a ballot based on their old information and one with their updated registration.

"There was a real possibility that the whole thing would look completely fraudulent because of a bunch of people getting two ballots," Bradbury says. "You just really don't want that image."

But Bradbury and other election officials say the vote-by-mail system has enough safeguards in place to assure that each voter will vote only once. They sent notices and postcards to each of the voters advising them what to do, and now they are confident there won't be double voting.

"I have no question that the signature verification process will catch virtually every one of these," Bradbury says.

The Clinton and Obama campaigns are watching closely. Spokesmen for both campaigns say they aren't aware of problems and expect everyone to vote as intended -- once.

"However, we'll wait and see how it goes," says Obama spokesman Nick Shapiro.

Under vote-by-mail, there are no polling places. Voters get their ballots in the mail and have more than two weeks to send them back or deliver them to a drop-off site.

http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/oregonian/index.ssf?/base/news/1211001907107530.xml&coll=7

Whoops.