Pre-Order Assassin's Creed IV & get a Football! Wait, what?

Oct 19, 2004
Los Angeles, CA
"We need to get more of the American 13-29 demo. I feel like we've tried everything here, guys. What else do they like?"

"Uh, this football thing seems to be catching on."

"Are you sure they wouldn't rather have a poster that doubles as a map?"
Mar 15, 2007
I saw this the other day in-store - it's a mini football to boot...and foam. So it really is useless. I couldn't even see myself wanting to play catch with it. So then you go to: is it a display item? Like, it looks good on a shelf? Nope. Just black with a logo on it. It's cheap.

Completely boggles the mind. It makes zero sense. They should have given out an Ezio Hot Wheels car or something, instead. At least it has desk potential.