jamesinclair
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- May 13, 2005
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I, like half the world, signed up for netflix last weekend to watch AD. I'd heard a lot about Netflix over the years, it's apparently very popular. In fact, I apparently had a Netflix account back in 2006, when they sent you three DVDs at a time. Those were the days.
So I was looking forward to not just watching AD, but being able to enjoy everything Id been missing out on.
I was hugely disappointed.
For one, the site design is garbage. The search is poor, the menus are confusing and generally, it felt like a design that had never been tested
But the worst part was the content. Finally, I could watch everything I wanted!
I searched Southland.
Unavailable. Fuck, thats what I most wanted. No worries, no worries.
Its always sunny season 8 it is!
Nope, not up.
A guilty pleasure, the last season of Gossip Girl?
Nothing.
I've heard a lot about it but never watched. Game of Thrones?
Noooooo.
Hm. I guess Netflix is weak on TV shows. Lets watch some classic movies then!
Jurassic Park?
No? NO? None of them????
Fuck. Signs then..
NO!?!
Now Im mad. Lets get some blood going. Grindhouse?
Unavailable.
I don't even.
Ok. Maybe their back catalog sucks. Lets look up some new releases.
I never saw the Hobbit and........No.
Mother of....
Kids movies? Theres got to be fucking kids movies. Cars 2? No. Wall-e? No. Brother Bear? No.
Treasure Planet? Yes! They have one movie! They have Disney's commercial flop!!!!!! No John Carter of Mars though.
How about adult stuff. Pirates? Of course not....which also led me to see that Pirates of the Caribbean isn't around either.
So what the hell do people subscribe to Netflix for? It sure as hell isn't the context. Of every movie I was interested in watching, they had ONE. And at that point, I was reaching.
I was ready to give netflix monies after my free month ran out, to thank them for AD....but theres nothing to watch. Im looking at their new releases page, and Im pretty sure redbox has a better selection.
So I was looking forward to not just watching AD, but being able to enjoy everything Id been missing out on.
I was hugely disappointed.
For one, the site design is garbage. The search is poor, the menus are confusing and generally, it felt like a design that had never been tested
But the worst part was the content. Finally, I could watch everything I wanted!
I searched Southland.
Unavailable. Fuck, thats what I most wanted. No worries, no worries.
Its always sunny season 8 it is!
Nope, not up.
A guilty pleasure, the last season of Gossip Girl?
Nothing.
I've heard a lot about it but never watched. Game of Thrones?
Noooooo.
Hm. I guess Netflix is weak on TV shows. Lets watch some classic movies then!
Jurassic Park?
No? NO? None of them????
Fuck. Signs then..
NO!?!
Now Im mad. Lets get some blood going. Grindhouse?
Unavailable.
I don't even.
Ok. Maybe their back catalog sucks. Lets look up some new releases.
I never saw the Hobbit and........No.
Mother of....
Kids movies? Theres got to be fucking kids movies. Cars 2? No. Wall-e? No. Brother Bear? No.
Treasure Planet? Yes! They have one movie! They have Disney's commercial flop!!!!!! No John Carter of Mars though.
How about adult stuff. Pirates? Of course not....which also led me to see that Pirates of the Caribbean isn't around either.
So what the hell do people subscribe to Netflix for? It sure as hell isn't the context. Of every movie I was interested in watching, they had ONE. And at that point, I was reaching.
I was ready to give netflix monies after my free month ran out, to thank them for AD....but theres nothing to watch. Im looking at their new releases page, and Im pretty sure redbox has a better selection.