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Crash Station

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I am 99% sure DJKhaled isn't real. Not one of the trolls I'm aware, but utilizes a lot of the same tactics, albeit in a more overt way.
 
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That Fucking Guy

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OK by the way I am the guy who was banned today for the gerontophilia thread about banging old women, and also the guy who likes to smell human shit.
Of course I am a troll so I can accept the ban even if permanent seems a little bit over the top to me.
It all started with actually another topic, one about having a baby with a 40-something foreign tinder date while being way younger. This one. It was kind of a "what if" scenario, obviously that never happened to me but I usually daydream about stuff and I guess I just wanted to hear someone's opinion about this event that will never actually occur?
Anyway I stayed in character and defended my position, some caught up with the trolling but most didn't and that was pretty fun until it died down. I thought the poll would've been enough to be clear it was trolling but it wasn't.
Still, I think that topic generated interesting discussion and the scenario itself was indeed kinda funny, so I didn't see anything wrong with it. Some people gave an opinion, some laughed, nobody got hurt I think.
Other than daydreaming I also have fun in creating long convoluted monologues about a certain subject in the spur of the moment. It all started between friends when we each had 1 minute to create a storyline about a man tacking out the trash. The most absurd yet captivating story wins.
So once we were talking about the phenomena of smelling your own fart and actually like it, which is scientifically true by the way. We were joking around and all of a sudden I came out with the idea of someone actually liking someone else's farts.
I like the smell of human waste was born and yes it's the most outrageous example of blue comedy I've come up with in my life but goddamn I legit think it was hilarious. I have a shitposting page on Facebook and it was well received, but I like the idea of Resetera members not knowing if that was true or not. Of course it's all made up, all my flows of bullshit like this get increasingly weirder and absurd to the point of being unbelievable (other than that, many details regarding my "persona" collide with previous threads so there's that). I refuse to think nobody got wind this was all a troll but I honestly don't see the issue, it was just for fun and how is it offensive? It's just disgusting which I wholeheartedly agree, but that's kinda my style. I put some effort into writing it and translating it so I was pissed it was instalocked but oh well. One of the responses was of legit fun though so at least there's that.
Then from experimental anonymous shitposting the thing became bigger in my brain to the point I wanted to create some kind of ARG INSIDE Restera with me playing different terrible characters hinting at a personality disorder, and my second character (or third, I became confused at this point), was introduced: the soul mate searcher.
Was locked even faster but honestly I prefer the previous one so it's understandable.
So I'm here as an ex-GAF member to clarify this: I am not that disgusting in real life (close to, but not to that point), and definitely ERA is not filled of old women loving shit smell inhalers who gift sperm to strangers.
Just one idiot with maybe too much imagination for a gaming forum and some no fun allowed mods.
Again I'm OK with the ban, whatever, but it's just blue comedy. There are a lot of topics on ERA that do not contribute to any type of conversation, but I don't see the problem. Maybe my mistake was taking two of the most vomit inducing examples of shitposting but I liked the idea of creating a clearly false persona which is totally deranged in any way possible lol.
And damn, I couldn't even post the second topic from the first persona which was a guide on how to use Tinder written by a total psychopath. Your loss, ERA!
That said, I don't know why I felt the need to clarify this here on all places: it's probably because I want to distance myself from the idea now that I cannot explain myself on the original topic and also say that no, I'm not coming back to GAF since I'm not the biggest fan of this place anymore. So this will probably be the first and last time I post on this new GAF thing. Gonna come back somehow on ERA anyway
 
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nush

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We have an update to this




"My girlfriend wants to leave me because she's gay now, but it's OK I let her know I'm now trans"

BUT NOW the story has Completely fucking changed!




Did she just suddenly become straight again? Did you decide you were a man after all? I thought she only wanted lady vag and your man vag wasn't good enough. Now she's just cucking him for cash?
Read the quoted post so this makes sense.

Peperage farms remembers.


 

nush

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That’s the ban signal for a mod to ban everyone who misgendered hI’m.
Especially the ones going "How were we supposed to know?".

Topics turning on him now as they have noticed he was a pedo.




Ah, the it was legal defense already, this fucking nonce was grooming her until the clock struck midnight. No doubt about it.




Era don't roll like that. Let's see how much being "Trans" with mental illnesses protects him from being a pedo now.
 
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BadBurger

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I can't wait for Cyberpunk to release. When everyone on Era will pretend like they're not playing it and people begin to get banned simply for having it on their console activity.
What's their beef with Cyberpunk? It appears to be tame cyberpunk stuff and was even written and created by a black man.
 

nush

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He's getting roasted now, notice how all the pity party, victim-hood INSTANTLY vanished when he's called out and is replaced with snark. As I mentioned a few posts back. Dudes fake as fuck, but also a stupid pedo.
 

Crash Station

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Yeah, DJKhaled is a troll. They're laying it on way too thick. What's hilarious is how many on Era are treating this as genuine.
 
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CurryPanda

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The worst part is all the developers post there. Why do they put themselves through all that torture?
 

nush

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There really aren't very many... not like the old days of GAF at all.
Anyone working at a developer that had any value or inside information moved to Twitter, bigger audience more control. All you have on REE are low level staff working for developers or publishers. That place is toxic, people with anything to lose stay away.
 
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Crash Station

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There really aren't very many... not like the old days of GAF at all.
Nah, there's a bunch there, but it's mostly low level people and indies. Also if you look at the verified list, you'll see that a few journalists, some youtubers that never post, some sales people that never post, and a bunch of people in any of the above that have deleted their accounts outnumber the actual developers by a lot.
 
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SNPlayen

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Even big wigs like Hobbes post there. Seriously though I used to see that verified tick and thought there was a bit of extra credibility around his posts. After time and seeing his shit takes constantly I thought who is this cunt? Thanks Gaf and ree takes for enlightening me. These 2 places are where I most go recently for a laugh on the interweb.
 
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SNPlayen

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I remember coming across a YouTube live stream with Patrick Klepek and Austin Walker around E3 time with about 20 people watching so the chat was real slow. I kept writing in the chat how cute they both were and wish they would make out. I know they were reading the chat as they would comment on others. There was this air of awkwardness the whole time. They were banging on about Link being gender neutral in the new Zelda announced so they were on script. I know this is off topic but wanted to share.
 

EviLore

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OK by the way I am the guy who was banned today for the gerontophilia thread about banging old women, and also the guy who likes to smell human shit.
Of course I am a troll so I can accept the ban even if permanent seems a little bit over the top to me.
It all started with actually another topic, one about having a baby with a 40-something foreign tinder date while being way younger. This one. It was kind of a "what if" scenario, obviously that never happened to me but I usually daydream about stuff and I guess I just wanted to hear someone's opinion about this event that will never actually occur?
Anyway I stayed in character and defended my position, some caught up with the trolling but most didn't and that was pretty fun until it died down. I thought the poll would've been enough to be clear it was trolling but it wasn't.
Still, I think that topic generated interesting discussion and the scenario itself was indeed kinda funny, so I didn't see anything wrong with it. Some people gave an opinion, some laughed, nobody got hurt I think.
Other than daydreaming I also have fun in creating long convoluted monologues about a certain subject in the spur of the moment. It all started between friends when we each had 1 minute to create a storyline about a man tacking out the trash. The most absurd yet captivating story wins.
So once we were talking about the phenomena of smelling your own fart and actually like it, which is scientifically true by the way. We were joking around and all of a sudden I came out with the idea of someone actually liking someone else's farts.
I like the smell of human waste was born and yes it's the most outrageous example of blue comedy I've come up with in my life but goddamn I legit think it was hilarious. I have a shitposting page on Facebook and it was well received, but I like the idea of Resetera members not knowing if that was true or not. Of course it's all made up, all my flows of bullshit like this get increasingly weirder and absurd to the point of being unbelievable (other than that, many details regarding my "persona" collide with previous threads so there's that). I refuse to think nobody got wind this was all a troll but I honestly don't see the issue, it was just for fun and how is it offensive? It's just disgusting which I wholeheartedly agree, but that's kinda my style. I put some effort into writing it and translating it so I was pissed it was instalocked but oh well. One of the responses was of legit fun though so at least there's that.
Then from experimental anonymous shitposting the thing became bigger in my brain to the point I wanted to create some kind of ARG INSIDE Restera with me playing different terrible characters hinting at a personality disorder, and my second character (or third, I became confused at this point), was introduced: the soul mate searcher.
Was locked even faster but honestly I prefer the previous one so it's understandable.
So I'm here as an ex-GAF member to clarify this: I am not that disgusting in real life (close to, but not to that point), and definitely ERA is not filled of old women loving shit smell inhalers who gift sperm to strangers.
Just one idiot with maybe too much imagination for a gaming forum and some no fun allowed mods.
Again I'm OK with the ban, whatever, but it's just blue comedy. There are a lot of topics on ERA that do not contribute to any type of conversation, but I don't see the problem. Maybe my mistake was taking two of the most vomit inducing examples of shitposting but I liked the idea of creating a clearly false persona which is totally deranged in any way possible lol.
And damn, I couldn't even post the second topic from the first persona which was a guide on how to use Tinder written by a total psychopath. Your loss, ERA!
That said, I don't know why I felt the need to clarify this here on all places: it's probably because I want to distance myself from the idea now that I cannot explain myself on the original topic and also say that no, I'm not coming back to GAF since I'm not the biggest fan of this place anymore. So this will probably be the first and last time I post on this new GAF thing. Gonna come back somehow on ERA anyway
Ease up on the drugs, bro. Not good for your long-term health.
 

Kagey K

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I used to like Frankie back when he worked for OXM. In fact I brought a few people here when Teamxbox shut their boards down and Frankie came here. It makes me sad to see what he turned out to be in the end.

Even as he is now he’s still better then Dan Amrich,
 
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SNPlayen

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What’s shocking is how long they took to ban you. Yet if you if you find Ricky Gervais slightly humorous.... bam your gone
 

Kagey K

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OK by the way I am the guy who was banned today for the gerontophilia thread about banging old women, and also the guy who likes to smell human shit.
Of course I am a troll so I can accept the ban even if permanent seems a little bit over the top to me.
It all started with actually another topic, one about having a baby with a 40-something foreign tinder date while being way younger. This one. It was kind of a "what if" scenario, obviously that never happened to me but I usually daydream about stuff and I guess I just wanted to hear someone's opinion about this event that will never actually occur?
Anyway I stayed in character and defended my position, some caught up with the trolling but most didn't and that was pretty fun until it died down. I thought the poll would've been enough to be clear it was trolling but it wasn't.
Still, I think that topic generated interesting discussion and the scenario itself was indeed kinda funny, so I didn't see anything wrong with it. Some people gave an opinion, some laughed, nobody got hurt I think.
Other than daydreaming I also have fun in creating long convoluted monologues about a certain subject in the spur of the moment. It all started between friends when we each had 1 minute to create a storyline about a man tacking out the trash. The most absurd yet captivating story wins.
So once we were talking about the phenomena of smelling your own fart and actually like it, which is scientifically true by the way. We were joking around and all of a sudden I came out with the idea of someone actually liking someone else's farts.
I like the smell of human waste was born and yes it's the most outrageous example of blue comedy I've come up with in my life but goddamn I legit think it was hilarious. I have a shitposting page on Facebook and it was well received, but I like the idea of Resetera members not knowing if that was true or not. Of course it's all made up, all my flows of bullshit like this get increasingly weirder and absurd to the point of being unbelievable (other than that, many details regarding my "persona" collide with previous threads so there's that). I refuse to think nobody got wind this was all a troll but I honestly don't see the issue, it was just for fun and how is it offensive? It's just disgusting which I wholeheartedly agree, but that's kinda my style. I put some effort into writing it and translating it so I was pissed it was instalocked but oh well. One of the responses was of legit fun though so at least there's that.
Then from experimental anonymous shitposting the thing became bigger in my brain to the point I wanted to create some kind of ARG INSIDE Restera with me playing different terrible characters hinting at a personality disorder, and my second character (or third, I became confused at this point), was introduced: the soul mate searcher.
Was locked even faster but honestly I prefer the previous one so it's understandable.
So I'm here as an ex-GAF member to clarify this: I am not that disgusting in real life (close to, but not to that point), and definitely ERA is not filled of old women loving shit smell inhalers who gift sperm to strangers.
Just one idiot with maybe too much imagination for a gaming forum and some no fun allowed mods.
Again I'm OK with the ban, whatever, but it's just blue comedy. There are a lot of topics on ERA that do not contribute to any type of conversation, but I don't see the problem. Maybe my mistake was taking two of the most vomit inducing examples of shitposting but I liked the idea of creating a clearly false persona which is totally deranged in any way possible lol.
And damn, I couldn't even post the second topic from the first persona which was a guide on how to use Tinder written by a total psychopath. Your loss, ERA!
That said, I don't know why I felt the need to clarify this here on all places: it's probably because I want to distance myself from the idea now that I cannot explain myself on the original topic and also say that no, I'm not coming back to GAF since I'm not the biggest fan of this place anymore. So this will probably be the first and last time I post on this new GAF thing. Gonna come back somehow on ERA anyway
You won’t because they are going to shun you very quickly, you mean literally nothing to them and you are about to find that out real quick.
 
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Especially the ones going "How were we supposed to know?".

Topics turning on him now as they have noticed he was a pedo.




Ah, the it was legal defense already, this fucking nonce was grooming her until the clock struck midnight. No doubt about it.




Era don't roll like that. Let's see how much being "Trans" with mental illnesses protects him from being a pedo now.
Not trying to advocate the crap he's done (since how can someone have sex with a placid penis? Never mind being raped), but if he lives in the EU/UK, dating a Girl at 16 is perfectly legal (even sex in some cases), and if he was 19 at the time the Law does mean that he's not seen as a Predator in any shape or form. If you go to Portugal or Germany, the age is even lower. (which people would squirm about in the UK/US)

What isn't morally acceptable is dating a 16 year old beyond your mid-20s and definitely not okay for a Teacher to date a student (one did at the age of 15, which was of course very taboo).

I hope that does clear up some legalities in other countries. He'd be called out much more from the Olde Continent if he were in his mid 20s doing this.

That said, his story doesn't add up, which is pretty funny as he dated a girl but apparently every woman wanted a piece of him.
 

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No one brought up this thread yet?


The posts in there are some real doozies. If it was anyone but WHYTE people there would be mass bans all over the place.
People on REE can't fathom anyone but white people as being racist, even though Spanish people are probably the most racist overall. Lot of fucks here in the Florida Keys be acting like they don't know English then you see them at the bank speaking it just fine.

They'll also never admit that white women are the most racist group, and that women in general are more racist than men. My theory on this is that while men of all races have been side by side in war, sports and hard labor jobs where you have to learn to trust your fellow man to work properly as a unit, women have had little reason to leave their social groups to form bonds with other races.
 

nush

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My theory on this is that while men of all races have been side by side in war, sports and hard labor jobs where you have to learn to trust your fellow man to work properly as a unit, women have had little reason to leave their social groups to form bonds with other races.
Id agree with this, from my own experience I've worked with many different groups that I would not have an organic connection with if it wasn't through work. On the whole it's been other white people that have given me shit, not minority groups., pretty much ever.
 

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He's getting roasted now, notice how all the pity party, victim-hood INSTANTLY vanished when he's called out and is replaced with snark. As I mentioned a few posts back. Dudes fake as fuck, but also a stupid pedo.
In other words a model citizen for Resetera
 

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Especially the ones going "How were we supposed to know?".

Topics turning on him now as they have noticed he was a pedo.




Ah, the it was legal defense already, this fucking nonce was grooming her until the clock struck midnight. No doubt about it.




Era don't roll like that. Let's see how much being "Trans" with mental illnesses protects him from being a pedo now.
Im on DJkhaled side on this discussion. Not all countries are ruled by murrican standards, where I live the consent age is 16 and there's literally nothing wrong if a 18-19 years old guy has a relationship with a 16yo girl. In my country we also don't have this "junior" concept, we are in "highschool" from 12 to 18.
 

Saruhashi

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DJKhaled Omnibus Edition












And here's the bonus P.P.P.P.PEDOERA, becuse of course.




16? X Doubt.

But there's more as he cant keep the story straight, or the timeline.




#djkaled
Seems like a troll to me.

Playing to the crowd by ticking a few of the main "oppression" boxes but also having juuuuust enough questionable content in the posts to start up some arguments.

The scenario is basically custom built to wind people up and of course when someone does ask too many questions it turns into a fight.

Raped by a girl at 17.
Two years later, age 19, meets a 16 year old, proposes to her, she says no but they are together 6 years now.
Is on disability and uses the money to pay for everything for the GF.
Actually has quite the list of disabilities and mental illnesses.
The mother is falling in with the alt-right though, of course.
Then the mother chased the GF away but maybe not cos the GF seems to be back.
Then the Girlfriend decides she is gay.
That's Ok though because DJ Khaled is now trans.
Maybe it's not OK though because the GF wants a biological woman.
Nah it'll be fine.
OH NO it wont be fine because DJ Khaled was chatting up other women online.

If you have an issue or any questions about any of this though then you'd better just shut the hell up cos ResetEra is a "safe space" and that kind of thing is frowned upon.

Pretty confident this is a troll job.
If it's a real person then they are living one hell of a messed up life.