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deadbeef said:Check out the one I saw several months ago outside my apartment:
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LTTP, but it's pose and the "look" on its face is hilarious. :lol
deadbeef said:Check out the one I saw several months ago outside my apartment:
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There's also a chance that Captain Badass is a male and is furiously masturbating in his cage, foaming the walls with mantis cum.shaowebb said:UPDATE:
Called it. The Captain is a girl...and now shes a mom. Captain Badass is in the process of laying what looks to be enough mantis eggs to systematically take over the world. It's kind of an odd foamy substance shooting out of her, and shes been at it about an hour.
Question is...what to do with them. Mantises (manti?) will gleefully cannibalize each other. It's still winter and if they are placed outside they could either
A) freeze
B) be eaten
C) maybe lay dormant and hatch in spring...if there safe enough
If I keep them they could
A) Be eaten by Captain Badass
B) Eat each other THEN be eaten by Captain Badass once they've fattened up
C) Be eaten by Captain Badass while she wears a hockey mask and clicks the theme from Halloween out with her mandibles.
...sigh...what to do. Decisions. Decisions.
Nature all up in this bitch.
shaowebb said:UPDATE:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/shaowebb/Picture76.jpg[IMG]
Called it. The Captain is a girl...and now shes a mom. Captain Badass is in the process of laying what looks to be enough mantis eggs to systematically take over the world. It's kind of an odd foamy substance shooting out of her, and shes been at it about an hour.
Question is...what to do with them. Mantises (manti?) will gleefully cannibalize each other. It's still winter and if they are placed outside they could either
A) freeze
B) be eaten
C) maybe lay dormant and hatch in spring...if there safe enough
If I keep them they could
A) Be eaten by Captain Badass
B) Eat each other THEN be eaten by Captain Badass once they've fattened up
C) Be eaten by Captain Badass while she wears a hockey mask and clicks the theme from Halloween out with her mandibles.
...sigh...what to do. Decisions. Decisions.
Nature all up in this bitch.[/QUOTE]
Transfer Captain Badass to an egg-free terrarium. Or if that's too costly, you could attempt to transfer the eggs to a Captain Badass-free container.
I've always thought praying mantises were awesome, but the internet's been trying to ruin that. I recently discovered that there are some people who like praying-mantis-people in much the same way that [I]some people[/I] like animal-people. :(
KO Traveling Hobo said:Transfer Captain Badass to an egg-free terrarium. Or if that's too costly, you could attempt to transfer the eggs to a Captain Badass-free container.
I've always thought praying mantises were awesome, but the internet's been trying to ruin that. I recently discovered that there are some people who like praying-mantis-people in much the same way that some people like animal-people.
speedpop said:I always wanted to keep a Mantis around.
Survival of the fittest! Natural selection in action!shaowebb said:Little problem with the idea of transferring them to a Captain Badass free terrarium. Mantises (Manti?) lay between 100 to 400 eggs. The troops will likely kill themselves even without the Captain there to do it for them.
Weenerz said:You just need a purging fire to cleanse your unholy house.
Sounds like you've found a good food source.shaowebb said:UPDATE:
If I keep them they could
A) Be eaten by Captain Badass
B) Eat each other THEN be eaten by Captain Badass once they've fattened up
C) Be eaten by Captain Badass while she wears a hockey mask and clicks the theme from Halloween out with her mandibles.
...sigh...what to do. Decisions. Decisions.
Nature all up in this bitch.
Flambe said:Move Captain to a different one, then the rest can have a massive Thunderdome.
The winner gets to live and grow, eventually to face its creator in a one vs one battle to the death.
Or they'll mate and you'll have to buy another terrarium =D
Flambe said:Move Captain to a different one, then the rest can have a massive Thunderdome.
The winner gets to live and grow, eventually to face its creator in a one vs one battle to the death.
Or they'll mate and you'll have to buy another terrarium =D
shaowebb said:Welp...can't go near them. Captain Badass has stationed herself on guard duty staring down her eggsack from the other side of the terrarium lid. I know she is on guard duty because Captain Badass usually stays on the lid staring straight down plotting who she will dismember amongst the crickets below.
and now...we wait.
Well, insects need a warm and moist place to lay their eggs so your ear is not a bad choice.Dynamite Ringo Matsuri said:Crazy... I love living vicariously through other GAFfer's lives :lol
I once had a pretty big preying mantis that just chilled in my house. I wasn't afraid of anything as a kid. A bug that size now would have me eying and circling it, paranoid that it would scamper out of sight only to re-emerge later on to crawl into my ear :l
DennisK4 said:Well, insects need a warm and moist place to lay their eggs so your ear is not a bad choice.
My cats asleep in my lap, sleeps on my bed, and gets incredibly happy when I get home.apana said:I cant ever get along with a pet. Dogs are too energetic, cats are too snobby, and insects are evil. I'm beggining to think that the turtle is man's best friend.
Draft said:A dude on the Starting Strength forums has been keeping a mantis for a while. Look at this shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSmk6_mNmsI&feature=player_embedded
Look at it eat.
fanboi said:SO, if you put your hand near her, will she attack? Or wait until you are asleep?
You need to get her to relax and feel more comfortable. Get ashaowebb said:Okay...I made a mistake today with The Captain. She had seemed kind of tired lately so I figured she needed more food. She had actually shown a few signs of difficulty climbing down the cage as well so I figured I'd try and help her out.
I bought 2 dozen crickets, and then decided to grab some tweezers, and reach one to daddy's little murder muppet.
BIG. MISTAKE.
It went something like this.
- Caught a cricket with tweezers.
- Poked it in front of Captain Badass' face in hopes she would eat and feel better.
- WITNESSED THE FURY OF HELL UNLEASHED.
- Got caught in said fury...
The Captain tried to keep the tweezers, but only after releasing a blurringly fast series of shankinstabber swipes, and cricket decapitating attacks. She LITERALLY bit the cricket on the head and with her murderpoles tore it in HALF while keeping the bastards head in her mandibles.
She then dropped the cricket...and came after ME. The Captain grabbed my tweezers and began pulling me in for the kill. It was a battle for the ages! My meaty apendagibles were scant millimeters from the killing maw of "The terror of the insect kingdom who is spoken of only in legends, and between death throws."
Scared for my life she unfurled both her wings in such a switchblade fast posturing of triumph toward my appending demise that I was literally dumbstruck for a moment.
This moment saved me. I dropped the tweezers, and realized I was free. I removed my arm and let her keep her cricket viscera covered trophy, and closed the terrarium. I later recovered said trophy, and now the Captain has begun a new hobby.
She stares at me from the glass of her terrarium and taps on the glass as if asking me to deliver to her the trophy she won.
...
I think tomorrow I'm gonna feed my sweety shnookies a big fat caterpillar. Whoooo's daddy's widdle giiiiiiiiiiiiiirl!
shaowebb said:Okay...I made a mistake today with The Captain. She had seemed kind of tired lately so I figured she needed more food. She had actually shown a few signs of difficulty climbing down the cage as well so I figured I'd try and help her out.
I bought 2 dozen crickets, and then decided to grab some tweezers, and reach one to daddy's little murder muppet.
BIG. MISTAKE.
It went something like this.
- Caught a cricket with tweezers.
- Poked it in front of Captain Badass' face in hopes she would eat and feel better.
- WITNESSED THE FURY OF HELL UNLEASHED.
- Got caught in said fury...
The Captain tried to keep the tweezers, but only after releasing a blurringly fast series of shankinstabber swipes, and cricket decapitating attacks. She LITERALLY bit the cricket on the head and with her murderpoles tore it in HALF while keeping the bastards head in her mandibles.
She then dropped the cricket...and came after ME. The Captain grabbed my tweezers and began pulling me in for the kill. It was a battle for the ages! My meaty apendagibles were scant millimeters from the killing maw of "The terror of the insect kingdom who is spoken of only in legends, and between death throws."
Scared for my life she unfurled both her wings in such a switchblade fast posturing of triumph toward my appending demise that I was literally dumbstruck for a moment.
This moment saved me. I dropped the tweezers, and realized I was free. I removed my arm and let her keep her cricket viscera covered trophy, and closed the terrarium. I later recovered said trophy, and now the Captain has begun a new hobby.
She stares at me from the glass of her terrarium and taps on the glass as if asking me to deliver to her the trophy she won.
...
I think tomorrow I'm gonna feed my sweety shnookies a big fat caterpillar. Whoooo's daddy's widdle giiiiiiiiiiiiiirl!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/shaowebb/yay-3.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
Very awesome thread. Perhaps you could bestow us with some footage of the evil incarnate sometime?
shaowebb said:UPDATE:
Called it. The Captain is a girl...and now shes a mom. Captain Badass is in the process of laying what looks to be enough mantis eggs to systematically take over the world. It's kind of an odd foamy substance shooting out of her, and shes been at it about an hour.
Question is...what to do with them. Mantises (manti?) will gleefully cannibalize each other. It's still winter and if they are placed outside they could either
A) freeze
B) be eaten
C) maybe lay dormant and hatch in spring...if there safe enough
If I keep them they could
A) Be eaten by Captain Badass
B) Eat each other THEN be eaten by Captain Badass once they've fattened up
C) Be eaten by Captain Badass while she wears a hockey mask and clicks the theme from Halloween out with her mandibles.
...sigh...what to do. Decisions. Decisions.
Nature all up in this bitch.
...feed her pizza?McLovin said:You need to get her to relax and feel more comfortable. Get acotton swabtooth pick and....