Round 2: Playboy model Haydn Porter returns to the Stern Show!

[Count Dookkake]

Hey, guys.

Thought some of you might be interested in hearing more outrageous and scandalous tales from my little sister, Haydn.

She will be on the Stern show on Thursday around 8:30 am EST. I think she may also stop by Fangoria radio on Friday, but that is still to be determined.

As always, you can find out more here and here.

 

[Particle Physicist]

i find it very disturbing that you basically pimp nude pics of your sister.

so. you secretly want to do her. huh?

 

[tdrdrgn]

.......your sister?:lol

 

[Koshiba]

She's pretty nice. I talked to her a little bit on MySpace before.

 

[Stoney Mason]

i find it very disturbing that you basically pimp nude pics of your sister.

So what. My sister did Anal Invaders 7 and I'm not embarrassed about that...

 

[Ned Flanders]

So what. My sister did Anal Invaders 7 and I'm not embarrassed about that...

Linkplz okthnks

 

[Wes]

Haydn rules #1!!! or something like that

 

[Count Dookkake]

i find it very disturbing that you basically pimp nude pics of your sister.

so. you secretly want to do her. huh?

:lol

 

[Count Dookkake]

.......your sister?:lol

Ah, a junior. Check my tag for full comedy experience. You will not be disappointed. Promise.

 

[JDSN]

Someone PM me when Yixian posts here.

 

[fistfulofmetal]

I wish she was my sister

 

[The Elite]

In before Yixian freaks out.

 

[TemplaerDude]

you guys are weird. i don't see anything wrong with this.

 

[Particle Physicist]

:lol

is that a yes?

 

[RubxQub]

Why man....WHY!

We've all done awful awful things with your sister in mind because of you! Surely this bothers you to some degree?!

 

[Eric WK]

Keep it coming, man. I love the Haydn updates.

 

[Costanza]

I saw like 3 new sets she did for playboy online the other day.

 

[worldrunover]

Is it wrong that I find her hotter since she's related to someone on here and therefore more of a "real" person? Or is this whole thing just disturbing...

 

[Rorschach]

is that a yes?

No...that's a "I already have, idiot!" laugh.

 

[a.wd]

i find it very disturbing that you basically pimp nude pics of your sister.

so. you secretly want to do her. huh?

wow dude supports his family and your first thought was incest?

Hope that trailerpark your typing from is fun...

come on guys lets not be asshats, haven't any of you ever supported family?

 

[GenericPseudonym]

So what. My sister did Anal Invaders 7 and I'm not embarrassed about that...

SAUCE

 

[Count Dookkake]

is that a yes?

No. It's me laughing at your attempt to besmirch me with accusations that reveal more about you than anyone else. :lol

Why man....WHY!

We've all done awful awful things with your sister in mind because of you! Surely this bothers you to some degree?!

Not at all. Guys jerk off to pretty girls all the time. Just because your sister wears her clothes all the time, doesn't mean no one has bopped the baloney with her in mind. Why worry about it?

Is it wrong that I find her hotter since she's related to someone on here and therefore more of a "real" person? Or is this whole thing just disturbing...

To answer your first question, no it is not wrong. It makes sense because you "know" me and so in some way she seems a bit more attainable. As for your second question, it's only disturbing if you are disturbed by adults engaging in legal enterprise.

 

[ZeoVGM]

Can I support her without having to listen to Stern?

Edit: Wait, why the fuck would anyone want to LISTEN to a Playboy model.

 

[PAYBACKill]

its your little sister, though!!!!

 

[koam]

pics?

 

[darthmario]

Hey I heard she might make an appearance on Fangoria Radio on the same day as Uwe Boll? Is this true?

If so, that's something I'll definitely tune for.

 

[Yixian]

 

[shuri]

A brother pimping her naked sister is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in my entire internet life. So when does she does an episode of GGG? Do you have her schedule handy?

 

[ToyMachine228]

I don't care who pimps their sister as long as we get hot pics of her posted in this thread. Again.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Hey I heard she might make an appearance on Fangoria Radio on the same day as Uwe Boll? Is this true?

If so, that's something I'll definitely tune for.

I can't confirm that Haydn will be on at the same time (or at all) but it is true the good Dr. Boll will be doing a phone interview with Dee Snider and Debbie Rochon. I just saw the trailer for his new movie and I can't wait to see it.

A brother pimping her naked sister is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in my entire internet life.

Yikes. Where'd you see that? Most disturbing thing I've seen is a bunch of prudes and hypocrites who project their own closeted incestuous desire onto other normal people. It's a funny world, I guess. :lol

 

[Wes]

Does she know each of her 3000ish friends on MySpace?

 

[rollingstart]

Hey, guys.

Thought some of you might be interested in hearing more outrageous and scandalous tales from my little sister, Haydn.

She will be on the Stern show on Thursday around 8:30 am EST. I think she may also stop by Fangoria radio on Friday, but that is still to be determined.

As always, you can find out more here and here.

are you admitting it?

 

[Count Dookkake]

Does she know each of her 3000ish friends on MySpace?

Most likely not, but I think she has written to most of them.

are you admitting it?

I admit I used those words

Spoiler

, but I didn't bold them

.

 

[Captain Jebus]

I just looked in a folder on my pc and realized I have pics of your sis getting spanked on Stern [I think it was Stern] :lol

 

[ParticleReality]

Hey, guys.

Thought some of you might be interested in hearing more outrageous and scandalous tales from my little sister, Haydn.

She will be on the Stern show on Thursday around 8:30 am EST. I think she may also stop by Fangoria radio on Friday, but that is still to be determined.

As always, you can find out more here and here.

Can I have sex with you sister yet? I'll pay upfront.

A brother pimping her naked sister is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in my entire internet life. So when does she does an episode of GGG? Do you have her schedule handy?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Or1zm6Ub7c4

 

[Eric WK]

I just looked in a folder on my pc and realized I have pics of your sis getting spanked on Stern [I think it was Stern] :lol

Haha.

So do I!

 

[Count Dookkake]

Can I have sex with you sister yet? I'll pay upfront.

I don't know, can you?

I mean, are you talking about paying for some kind of penile implant or just medication?

 

[ParticleReality]

I don't know, can you?

I mean, are you talking about paying for some kind of penile implant or just medication?

I'm telling you I'll pay you to let me have sex with your sister. I'll pay you even more if you join in the fun.

 

[Aeon712]

I'm telling you I'll pay you to let me have sex with your sister. I'll pay you even more if you join in the fun.

:lol

Things like this make me love GAF

 

[Particle Physicist]

wow dude supports his family and your first thought was incest?

Hope that trailerpark your typing from is fun...

come on guys lets not be asshats, haven't any of you ever supported family?

:lol the links he posted show half naked pictures of his little sister. they arent even safe for work. who the hell looks at half naked pictures of their little sister, and thinks its a good idea to share them with other internet geeks?

 

[BamYouHaveAids]

I'm telling you I'll pay you to let me have sex with your sister. I'll pay you even more if you join in the fun.

He is going to pay you to have sex with a playboy model. What a sucker! It's win/win.

 

[Count Dookkake]

He is going to pay you to have sex with a playboy model. What a sucker, it's a win/win.

Hmm, that's one way of looking at it. Still, not much of a silver lining from my perspective.

 

[Ether_Snake]

You're just hoping to get into the Playboy Mansion man! I can see through your schemes!

Spoiler

Good luck!:]

 

[Particle Physicist]

No. It's me laughing at your attempt to besmirch me with accusations that reveal more about you than anyone else. :lol

keep telling yourself that.

 

[Amir0x]

hm, guess it's time to hunt for the all the playboy sets of this Haydn chick. Only finding partial sets with the image search. Damn you, google image search!

 

[Count Dookkake]

You're just hoping to get into the Playboy Mansion man! I can see through your schemes!

Spoiler

Good luck!:]

Sshhh!

Spoiler

It's a secret to everybody.

keep telling yourself that.

I prefer laughing at you, though.

hm, guess it's time to hunt for the all the playboy sets of this Haydn chick. Only finding partial sets with the image search. Damn you, google image search!

Just go to www.haydnporter.com.

 

[ParticleReality]

Hmm, that's one way of looking at it. Still, not much of a silver lining from my perspective.

I'll buy you a HDTV.

 

[Amir0x]

Just go to www.haydnporter.com.

I went there already, that site totally doesn't have all her playboy photos and only has the lame ones. I saw one via google image search that was preeeetty nice, wanna see the full set.

Basically what I am saying is I want to see your sisters shaved vagina, but these are not really on the site from what I can tell.

 

[ParticleReality]

Holy Shit, your sister had Sex with 50 Cent didn't she? What the fuck man, I offered you money and an HDTV. OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!

 

[Costanza]

I went there already, that site totally doesn't have all her playboy photos and only has the lame ones. I saw one via google image search that was preeeetty nice, wanna see the full set.

Basically what I am saying is I want to see your sisters shaved vagina, but these are not really on the site from what I can tell.

PM sent.