That gif... I can't. xD
Great job DemonNite. What you did is probably going to be ten times better than whatever Sony has up their sleeves.
I'm quite indifferent about "Greatness Awaits". I'm just hoping that the commercials are done well, and that they are plentiful when major games come out.
We hear a distant screech and in the far background some windows blow out from the sound. Suddenly, two people sprint the opposite way covered in yellow paint.
For years, I've lived a double life.
In the day, I do my job
I ride the bus, roll up my sleeves with the hoi polloi.
But at night, I live a life of exhilaration,
of missed heartbeats and adrenalin.
And, if the truth be known, a life of dubious virtue.
I won't deny it I've been engaged in violence, even indulged in it.
I've maimed and killed adversaries and not merely in self-defence.
I've exhibited disregard for life, limb and property,
and savoured every moment.
You may not think it, to look at me,
but I have commanded armies and conquered worlds.
And though in achieving these things I've set morality aside,
I have no regrets.
For though I've led a double life, at least I can say:
Sounds like we're aren't going to be in full on-PS3 abstract territory, but damn close. Overbearing pretension appears to be the name of the game with Sony's console marketing.