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[Zachi]

holy shit so many people got banned.

 

[Byakuya769]

Today I learned that liquids drip against gravity.

Super fluid cloud.

 

[statham]

I see the O.P got banned and thought that was unnecessary, then I read the rest of his posts. deserved

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

 

[Epcott]

XBukakki One...
It came, it saw, it conquered.

 

[DenogginizerOS]

Well, I guess it did launch too early after all.

 

[statham]

Well, I guess it did launch too early after all.

? please explain how these two issues means that.

 

[DenogginizerOS]

? please explain how these two issues means that.

Just a play on words. Hardly a RROD issue or anything to panic over. Just an odd failure.

 

[statham]

Just a play on words. Hardly a RROD issue or anything to panic over. Just an odd failure.

so spreading fud.

 

[QaaQer]

? please explain how these two issues means that.

premature ejaculation joke.

 

[DenogginizerOS]

so spreading fud.

Come again? How is me saying this is a non-issue and hardly RROD "spreading FUD"? I think people need to calm down. Both consoles are doing well at market and both seem to be well made.

 

[statham]

premature ejaculation joke.

nope, people spreading 2 issues as jokes to spread the fud as its a major issue.

 

[ramuh]

It's always funny how topics line up sometimes like that. LoL.

 

[mordecaii83]

nope, people spreading 2 issues as jokes to spread the fud as its a major issue.

Sometimes the best thing one can do is step back and laugh at jokes even about our favorite things (or ourselves). I think that's what the majority of people in this thread are doing.

 

[statham]

Sometimes the best thing one can do is step back and laugh at jokes even about our favorite things (or ourselves). I think that's what the majority of people in this thread are doing.

I do that 90% of the time, this one got me for a few comments.

 

[andrerobot]

Obligatory:

Microsoft just shot themselves in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about being cummed in the face (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being getting cummed in the face. If you cum on people over in Japan and Europe, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is to wash your face.

Microsoft, publicly apologize and wipe your customers cum off their faces or you can kiss your business goodbye.

Spoiler

i tried

awesome

 

[Neuromancer]

So... Anyone here get the white sticky spot of death yet?

 

[Mr. Waffle]

My ps4 doesn't do white sauce... I'm returning it tomorrow.

Also no crashing or disc drive issues with it. Bought at brick and mortor.

 

[MilkBeard]

I'm 11 pages late but...pearl jam.

EDIT: People are gettin' banned, not sure why yet so I'ma make this more constructive...

Never seen a console that leaks pearl jam all over itself. In fact, never seen a console leak anything before.

EDIT 2: Oh I see, it was because of animated avatars. In that case..

What should we have expected from a console named Xbone(er)?

 

[spannicus]

Guy spills cup of noodles onto xbox then says fluid leaking towards the ceiling.

 

[Tallshortman]

I do that 90% of the time, this one got me for a few comments.

Maybe you should keep on doing it then. It was a joke (as is the entire thread), not fud.

 

[BasketCasket]

The condensation is obviously the result of the power of the cloud.

 

[MilkBeard]

The condensation is obviously the result of the power of the cloud.

Xbox One so powerful it melted the cloud confirmed.

 

[Achamian]

Outtrigger888...Banned

Vashetti...Banned

Achamian...

Achamian wishes he was banned.

Um ok so whats wrong with the avatar i has since i signed up?

 

[Twio]

Um ok so whats wrong with the avatar i has since i signed up?

You had an animated avatar. You aren't allowed to use those.

 

[FStop7]

Mountain Dew?

Secret sauce

I love you both.

 

[Achamian]

You had an animated avatar. You aren't allowed to use those.

Ok thats fair enough, nobody could have perhaps let me know this and told me to change it?

 

[DemonCleaner]

in before xbox in granny diaper pic

 

[Jarmel]

Oh fuck I had that on my Xbox. I just thought someone spilled a liquid on it or something.

 

[Nutter]

Ok thats fair enough, nobody could have perhaps let me know this and told me to change it?

Its called reading the TOS.

 

[Twio]

Ok thats fair enough, nobody could have perhaps let me know this and told me to change it?

It's in the TOS...

 

[Hanmik]

Oh fuck I had that on my Xbox. I just thought someone spilled a liquid on it or something.

for real..?

 

[Darksol]

Ok thats fair enough, nobody could have perhaps let me know this and told me to change it?

It's your responsibility to read the TOS.

 

[Achamian]

It's in the TOS...

Which it was not part of when i signed up. I get your point just find it really bad manners.

 

[NingenJanai]

That looks like some kind of condensation to me, very weird if true.

 

[UnluckyKate]

I don't get how it could leak on the top. Am I missing something ?

 

[Jarmel]

for real..?

Dead serious. It's gone now because I cleaned it up as I was traveling but my Xbone was looking like the pics in the OP at one point a couple of weeks back. I just thought my sister spilled something on it as my Xbone is on the floor and I didn't even know there was a liquid inside the Xbone to cause this in the first place.

 

[Perkel]

Maybe this is connected to that smoke video which we saw earlier. Smoke after leaving xbox one vent cools and as law of physic says it will go down and leave content in place we saw on those leaking photos.

White stuff is probably what is vaporing/burning.

TLDR:
imo this is not a "leak" since leaks don't go up agains the laws of physic. This stain is due to smoke/vapor/gas leaving xbone vents coming from something burning.

 

[Elvick]

Maybe their house just has too much moisture in it.

edit; Oh, forgot. What is that section with the white stain? Vents? Or just solid plastic?

 

[Perkel]

Maybe their house just has too much moisture in it.

edit; Oh, forgot. What is that section with the white stain? Vents? Or just solid plastic?

Water doesn't leave white stains.

 

[Goodacre0081]

Ok thats fair enough, nobody could have perhaps let me know this and told me to change it?

sorry. i actually feel guilty now now for pointing that out

 

[Achamian]

sorry. i actually feel guilty now now for pointing that out

Not your fault mate no big deal

 

[clem84]

2 reported cases don't really make this a problem. I'm still extremely surprised we aren't seeing XBO dying left and right. I guess they somewhat learned their lessons with the whole RROD fiasco.

 

[FLECKO]

 

[Alebrije]

Dangerous if it comes to moré consoles

 

[SneakyStephan]

Water doesn't leave white stains.

The tap water in my appartment does, it's so calcified it's not even funny anymore
If I don't towel dry my forks/knives immediately after doing the dishes they'll look like someone rubbed a piece of schoolboard chalk on them (it's literally caked on there, not just a stain)

 

[Alebrije]

here is one that smokes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkVJ-wqK9wk

The infinite power of the Cloud

 

[Alpende]

Weird. The Cloud wants to come out clearly.

 

[CurlySaysX]

Is the steam thing real? Wouldn't that be unhealthy to inhale?

 

[oconnomiyaki]

I picture the guys from officespace dancing and rapping this out in my head.

I fucking hate that meme but holy shit that Lego Joel is amazing. Where's it come from?